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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Oh no! Chinese fire drill! Serious this time! This orange drink is the only way to recoup our terrible losses from Fire Drill Follies. I just don’t know what went wrong.
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Vertical Lime posted:This orange drink is the only way to recoup our terrible losses from Fire Drill Follies. I just don’t know what went wrong. Fire can be our servant, whether it's toasting s'mores, or raining down on Charlie. But it can turn not-so-nice, as you'll see in this skit by the volunteer fire department players.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Dear Mr. President, When I read your magazine, I don't see one wrinkled face or single toothless grin. For shame! To the sickos at `Modern Bride' magazine.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Fire can be our servant, whether it's toasting s'mores, or raining down on Charlie. But it can turn not-so-nice, as you'll see in this skit by the volunteer fire department players. Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 00:06 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Whoa, whoa, my rope came loose. What, you don't like my bags?
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 00:07 |
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MondayHotDog posted:What, you don't like my bags? As they say moe money moe problems.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 00:10 |
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Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 01:01 |
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Spectacle Rock posted:Money can be exchanged for goods and services! It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that twelve thousand dollars...
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 01:27 |
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Applewhite posted:It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that twelve thousand dollars... CODE BLUE, CODE BLUE
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 01:52 |
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Mayo and Catsup posted:CODE BLUE, CODE BLUE Try to stay still, you swallowed a LOT of motor oil...
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 02:11 |
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Root Bear posted:Try to stay still, you swallowed a LOT of motor oil... Ah, soon that mighty apparatus will burst forth with its precious fluid. Almost sexual, isn't it?
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 03:04 |
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Root Bear posted:Try to stay still, you swallowed a LOT of motor oil... Young man, you've ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol.
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Facepalm Ranger posted:Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right! His brand of gum: Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention. Hmm. I wish someone was around to hear that. (Principal Skinner: Best character, or greatest character?)
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JethroMcB posted:His brand of gum: Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention. Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your rear end is mine. That's right. I think words I would never say.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 04:01 |
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Everything Counts posted:Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your rear end is mine. That's right. I think words I would never say. I know you can read my thoughts, boy. Meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.
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JethroMcB posted:(Principal Skinner: Best character, or greatest character?) He's been referred to as "the funny one."
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 04:20 |
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TMMadman posted:Meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow. DA DA DA DA-DA, HEY! DA-DA DA-DA. DA DA DA DA-DA, HEY! DA-DA
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 04:24 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Young man, you've ingested a dangerous amount of alcohol. Your cholesterol level is lethally high, MondayHotDog, but I'm more concerned about your gravy level...
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JethroMcB posted:(Principal Skinner: Best character, or greatest character?) He has many issues with his beloved sMother
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 05:27 |
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After The War posted:Your cholesterol level is lethally high, MondayHotDog, but I'm more concerned about your gravy level... Hey, you quoters have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 06:06 |
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Jerusalem posted:
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 06:16 |
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http://youtu.be/twM__7FEddc
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 06:34 |
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I'd have called 'em chazzwazzers
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 06:54 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:He's been referred to as "the funny one." ...sexless freak...
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 07:12 |
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Hey you know what? I should call my ma while I'm up here. HEY MA! Get off the dang roof!
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 08:09 |
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Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 09:24 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Hey, you quoters have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day. So, those Gravy Council Creeps have gotten to you, too! You better run, Gravy!
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 12:06 |
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The Dennis System posted:Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever. Yahoo serious festival?
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 13:54 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:So, those Gravy Council Creeps have gotten to you, too! It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 14:07 |
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The SituAsian posted:I'd have called 'em chazzwazzers report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 15:00 |
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mrfart posted:report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium Some time over the holiday weekend the beloved grade four gerbil, uh... Superdude, lost his life.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 16:21 |
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Skeesix posted:Yahoo serious festival? That's the worst name I've ever heard.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 18:07 |
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Oh, who am I kidding, I'm physically attracted to a woman named Mindy (or a guy named Mandy)
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 18:11 |
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Spectacle Rock posted:Oh, who am I kidding, I'm physically attracted to a woman named Mindy Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben-gay, Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something, And I... The marathon is nearing the end of the 20th season and I'm amazed at the number of episodes I barely remember watching the first time.
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mrfart posted:report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium Well class, the history of our country has been changed again. To correspond with mrfart's answers on yesterday's test. America was now discovered in 1942 by Some Guy. And our country isn't called America anymore. It's Bonerland.
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 21:19 |
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JethroMcB posted:His brand of gum: Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention. Hail to the bus driver!
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 21:45 |
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General Bort posted:Hail to the bus driver! SHUT UP!
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# ? Aug 30, 2014 22:14 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Well class, the history of our country has been changed again. To correspond with mrfart's answers on yesterday's test. America was now discovered in 1942 by Some Guy. And our country isn't called America anymore. It's Bonerland. Dr. Marvin Monroe MEMBER Bonerland Medical Association
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General Bort posted:Hail to the bus driver! Heh, I think we lost 'em. Hey, and we're at the ballpark! Alright, two birds with one stone!
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JethroMcB posted:Dr. Marvin Monroe SPRINGFIELD WOMEN'S PRISON A Prison for Women
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