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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Woah, there, slugger. Grease and a pan? Um, tell me how to do this with what normal people have on hand: paper plates, leftover sporks from KFC, and ketchup packets. Shred some paper plates and mix them with ketchup into a paste. Shape the paste until vaguely concave, making a pan. Use the rest of your plates to build a fire(light it by reflecting sunlight off the spork). Cook eggs and experience a fleeting sense of accomplishment. Ps: left over ketchup packs can be made into stylish earrings!
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1stGear posted:I would guess its more a presentation thing. The little bacon-holders look neater than just bacon and eggs on a plate. I used to bake scrambled eggs in muffin tins. Then I could eat it in the car if I didn't have time for a real breakfast at home. But the bacon egg cups would be so small and greasy I can't see that working.
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This one is actually really helpful if you have lots of open bottles of wine.
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kazil posted:This one is actually really helpful if you have lots of open bottles of wine and unused buttplugs. Fixed...
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Geoj posted:Fixed... 
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Geoj posted:Fixed... Ahem, you will notice that the lifehack just says clean, doesn't specified used or not.
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Sep 1, 2014 05:49
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The kind in the picture can't be cleaned & they'll weep chemicals.
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1stGear posted:I would guess its more a presentation thing. The little bacon-holders look neater than just bacon and eggs on a plate. not necessarily: https://www.buyperfectbacon.com/
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Here is a classic life hack that makes shaving much cheaper: http://youtu.be/O7HcSsKSPw8
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kazil posted:Ahem, you will notice that the lifehack just says clean, doesn't specified used or not. Best part is that someone who would listen to that picture might be stupid/drunk enough to think of the wrong definition of clean "I just had my std check last month, so I know for sure I'm clean. Good thing alcohol is an antiseptic, I won't even need to rinse this off!" 
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tonberrytoby posted:Here is a classic life hack that makes shaving much cheaper: Save money on shaving by using a prison shank.
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A true lifehack would be to stick the open bottle up your rear end, thus preserving the wine and plugging yo butt.
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Hummingbirds posted:You're supposed to add a little vinegar to egg poaching water, right? I never knew that was why. Presumably it helps them to not break. It doesn't help them not to break, it's so that if they break, the egg white will stiffen faster so it doesn't spread over the whole pot. Works really well, too.
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Apparently there are loads of very dumb life hacks that use sex toys in very sad un-sexy ways: Saddest use of nipple clamps:  The worst orange juice ever:   This one is called "Penis Extender Chair Protectors":  And this one is really handy (or should I say fisty?):  There are loads more out there, including a giant dildo lamp base. (Goes without saying, most are NSFW, if you go Googling for them.)
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I don't think those are meant to be taken seriously, though. (Butt plug juicer is loving hilarious)
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If your sex toys are cheaper than basic kitchen gadgets, you probably shouldn't be using them with food or inside your body. I think I have heard of semi useful cases of unlubricated condoms being used for cheap water proofing (microphone next to the ocean) and special effects (fake blood inside a condom to make a dummy look more like a real person getting stabbed). EDIT: The true lifehack is turning dollar store kitchen tools into ill advised sex toys.
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TVarmy posted:EDIT: The true lifehack is turning dollar store kitchen tools into ill advised sex toys. "Lifehack: Got a motorised hand-whisk and and some frozen corn-dogs? You don't need that expensive Rabbit after all!"
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Karma Monkey posted:Apparently there are loads of very dumb life hacks that use sex toys in very sad un-sexy ways: I like to imagine this was made by a guy who, after discovering that rubber dick extenders are not cumulative, tried to find an alternate use for them.
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TVarmy posted:If your sex toys are cheaper than basic kitchen gadgets, you probably shouldn't be using them with food or inside your body. I think I have heard of semi useful cases of unlubricated condoms being used for cheap water proofing (microphone next to the ocean) and special effects (fake blood inside a condom to make a dummy look more like a real person getting stabbed). True lifehacks: unlubricated condoms are good for covering rifle barrels to keep dust and water out, they also make good makeshift water carriers in case of emergency.
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You can also put them on your penis and use them during sex as a catcher for all your wayward sperm, which you can then easily deposit in a rubber/latex-safe container afterward! #lifehack
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Want to make a quick dinner, but you don't have any chicken? Put some feathers on up your rear end and drink until you black out. When you wake up, you'll be all like "what the gently caress? did I eat a chicken"? The answer is "maybe".
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CJacobs posted:You can also put them on your penis and use them during sex as a catcher for all your wayward sperm, which you can then easily deposit in a rubber/latex-safe container afterward! #lifehack Surely you mean plastic bags with a rubber band?
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Kuiperdolin posted:Surely you mean plastic bags with a rubber band? Out of condoms? Wrap your dick in aluminum foil. The foil's pointy texture will add an extra dimension of eroticism to your sex life!
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EXAKT Science posted:Out of condoms? Wrap your dick in aluminum foil. The foil's pointy texture will add an extra dimension of eroticism to your sex life! 
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Throatwarbler posted:You gave your friend a frozen bag of delivery ketchup and soy sauce packets when she got married? They weren't frozen, but yes. This was after I made a Facebook post about how I was turning into my mother with a picture of the baggie full of packets. My friend and I were joking in the comments about this being her wedding gift, so when she got married I wrapped it up nicely and included a note about getting their household off to a good start. Their real gift was a contribution to their honeymoon.
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Hirayuki posted:There's an old No, man, this poorly-produced, unfunny amateur video project was totally BANNED by the NFL. My uncle works for them and he was there the day the NFL President saw it. They were in a crowded boardroom, looking at all the commercials they were going to air when this one came up. When it was over, he started laughing, and so did everyone else. When the laughter died down, he said "who put this on the TV just now?" and this guy said "me, sir," and President NFL said "you're fired" and the guy immediately ran and jumped out the boardroom window and landed on Mike Ditka's car. President NFL looked out the window at the dead body on Ditka's car and said "looks like the chips are down," which is the origin of that phrase. GOTTA STAY FAI has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Sep 1, 2014 |
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Hirayuki posted:There's an old Where's the video that explains how "Doritos JACKED" got their name? 
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Kuiperdolin posted:Surely you mean plastic bags with a rubber band? Surgical gloves, five use condoms, just tie off the fingers as you use them.
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Aggressive pricing posted:Surgical gloves, five use condoms, just tie off the fingers as you use them. I can give that idea a thumbs up
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It's really comfy too. Fits like a glove.
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Aggressive pricing posted:Surgical gloves, five use condoms, just tie off the fingers as you use them. Five used condoms, surgical gloves, just slip one on each finger
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MorphineMike posted:I can give that idea a thumb up
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 GLUE YOUR FACE #LIFEHACK *balances flaming candle on its end on carpet*  Storm coming? Power go out? Don't splurge on a flashlight and batteries, just stash crayons around the house! #BonusHack Buy Crayola not those lovely RoseArt ones I wanna imagine a goon walking into a cave clutching a lit crayon like it's a torch.
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gently caress a crayon where's the cheetos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFtmUyJAPZI
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Lifehack: Buy candles at the dollar store. They're like a dollar for a pack of 8
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Away all Goats posted:Lifehack: Buy candles at the dollar store. They're like a dollar for a pack of 8 21st century lifehack: go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of LED lights (you can even get ones shaped like candles). They're cheap, bright as gently caress and the batteries last forever so when your power goes out you don't have to gently caress around with candles like a caveman.
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Lifehack: Need a candle? Burn your dried dung like the animal you are.
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Robot Jelly posted:
Ha! I did that once at halloween. Mix watercolours or makeup with white glue, smear it on your visible skin. You get dry, flakey peeling horror skin. Great for zombies. Washes off easily in the shower. As for skin care, you can get peel off facial mask for not a hell of a lot more than glue, so I'm not sure why you would do that. http://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/feeling-beautiful-cucumber-facial-peel-off-mask/6000074646989
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Angela Christine posted:
They mean more like the Biore nose strips that remove blackheads. It also doesn't work at that well. I tried it once when I was out of the strips, and didn't feel like picking up more.
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