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Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

BlueChocolate posted:

at least i have a good personality

stick up for yourself. what is this poo poo?

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Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


I wanted to start a solidarity movement with fellow ladies and just start throwing naked selfies everywhere.

But there are two problems.

1. I am not a lady, the effect would be lessened

2. This would probably just cause way more boners than intended if a lady I were

I mean, to be fair, there are many things that cause more boners than intended, but that would be pushing even that limit.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

BlueChocolate posted:

at least i have a good personality

i'll pray for you too because i'm nice

Don't worry, if your nude photos (on posterboard) get leaked, I promise not a seed will get wasted on you.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

i remember actually looking for the snapchat app on android because some girl was planning to send me nudes on it like maybe two years ago, and right on the list there was "Snapchat" and then "Snapchat: Save Pics" and guess what the latter version let you do without notifying the sender

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

your mom will not appreciate you posting her pics tsk, tsk

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





What if you're the one who posted your daughters pics? Kinda takes the wind out of your "what if you have a daughter" guilt sails

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Kelfeftaf posted:

stick up for yourself. what is this poo poo?

That poo poo is the simple fact that they are dead serious about all of this.

BlueChocolate posted:

your mom will not appreciate you posting her pics tsk, tsk

Haha yo momma!

SaltLick posted:

What if you're the one who posted your daughters pics? Kinda takes the wind out of your "what if you have a daughter" guilt sails
WATCHU GONNA DO BROTHER?!?!





NurhacisUrn fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Sep 2, 2014

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
If the dudes behind the Fappening are taking requests, I would like to see Allison Brie next.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
i dont even understand how someone can actually care about this in any way. I think im broken cause i can tell bad stuffi s happened but I don't care.

celeb nudes? clicked on but decided not hot enough to j/o to so found some real porn
police kill a black child? not my kid, plus its kind of lol just how much of a third world shithole amerika is now
palestine? basically like a bad tv rerun at this point, who cares i don't know any palestinians
global warming? I mean my grandchildren will probably see millions die from it, but i'm not about to turn my laptop off instead of putting it to sleep because that would take precious seconds that i could be using to read gbs threads

if murdering someone was as easy and consequence-free as it was for me to click those celeb nudes i definitely would have murdered someone by now

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Business Octopus posted:

i dont even understand how someone can actually care about this in any way. I think im broken cause i can tell bad stuffi s happened but I don't care.

celeb nudes? clicked on but decided not hot enough to j/o to so found some real porn
police kill a black child? not my kid, plus its kind of lol just how much of a third world shithole amerika is now
palestine? basically like a bad tv rerun at this point, who cares i don't know any palestinians
global warming? I mean my grandchildren will probably see millions die from it, but i'm not about to turn my laptop off instead of putting it to sleep because that would take precious seconds that i could be using to read gbs threads

if murdering someone was as easy and consequence-free as it was for me to click those celeb nudes i definitely would have murdered someone by now

Do you cum cream cheese?

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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Dead Precedents posted:

Do you cum cream cheese?

If guys came cream cheese, I'd love the d.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Mazed posted:

I wanted to start a solidarity movement with fellow ladies and just start throwing naked selfies everywhere.

But there are two problems.

1. I am not a lady, the effect would be lessened

2. This would probably just cause way more boners than intended if a lady I were

I mean, to be fair, there are many things that cause more boners than intended, but that would be pushing even that limit.

That happened, and it evolved into hilarity. https://twitter.com/search?q=%23leakforjlaw&src=typd

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
BlueChocolate how many wingmen have shot you down

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


Business Octopus posted:

i dont even understand how someone can actually care about this in any way. I think im broken cause i can tell bad stuffi s happened but I don't care.

celeb nudes? clicked on but decided not hot enough to j/o to so found some real porn

same

quote:

police kill a black child? not my kid, plus its kind of lol just how much of a third world shithole amerika is now

kinda lovely but more the latter than the former

quote:

palestine? basically like a bad tv rerun at this point, who cares i don't know any palestinians

yeah I mean what the gently caress

quote:

global warming? I mean my grandchildren will probably see millions die from it, but i'm not about to turn my laptop off instead of putting it to sleep because that would take precious seconds that i could be using to read gbs threads

:hf: told my parents to move away from Florida before it turns into ocean, therefore I have done my part

quote:

if murdering someone was as easy and consequence-free as it was for me to click those celeb nudes i definitely would have murdered someone by now

Hmmmmmm, yeah you're maybe a little broken.

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014

contrapants posted:

How does it feel knowing that I am disgusted by you while masturbating to your pics?

you know on some subconcious level that your behavior is disgusting which is why you're lashing out

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


https://twitter.com/ISTANDWITHJLAW/status/506272572074643456/photo/1 NSFW oh im loving standing alright

bonus:

laura mendez posted:

how did I get 1400 followers

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

lmao


which one of you goons is this? (because goons are fatlol)

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:



As much of a lolfest as that is, it still makes me feel kinda :unsmith:

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Xaris posted:

lmao


which one of you goons is this? (because goons are fatlol)

How did you know I'm a nips man?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

BlueChocolate posted:

you know on some subconcious level that your behavior is disgusting which is why you're lashing out

*in macklemore voice* this is loving awesome

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Cockfyte posted:

Nobody gives a crap about your non-famous tits. #leakforjlaw

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

google doc thing moved to twitch

twitch account immediately closed

they are going inquisition on this poo poo if only mike brown got this much attention

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


Man some of those #leakforjlaw people are posting poo poo I have already in my porn folder.

What the hell.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i showed my wife the leaked pics and she thought it was pretty cool

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i showed my wife the leaked pics and she thought it was pretty hilarious

Same.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Bobnumerotres posted:

google doc thing moved to twitch

twitch account immediately closed

they are going inquisition on this poo poo if only mike brown got this much attention

The trick is to be famous before you're shot.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
Also to have exposed tits

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

contrapants posted:

The trick is to be famous before you're shot.

Tell that to Lincoln.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i showed my wife the leaked pics and she thought it was pretty cool

Because she doesn't look like a mix between an ugnaut and Eugene Levy I'm sure. I find women's outrage to this is directly proportional to their level of attractiveness. If they are upset, steer clear.

Womens posted:

YOUR DAUGHTERS!

Let's ask Hulk Hogan?

NurhacisUrn fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Sep 2, 2014

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

lmao some redditor is claiming if they're helped to raised 25k they'll get the full release of all the pics

in a dreamworld where they aren't lying im p sure paying thousands of dollars cash for illegal nudes is the easiest way to go to jail over any of this

bunky
Aug 29, 2004


it seems like im only violating myself again and again

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

bunky posted:

it seems like im only violating myself again and again

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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NurhacisUrn posted:

Because she doesn't look like a mix between an ugnaut and Eugene Levy I'm sure. I find women's outrage to this is directly proportional to their level of attractiveness. If they are upset, steer clear.

Yeah, my fiance said "oooo, nice boobs!". She doesn't understand the outrage of seeing something that isn't going to ever go away.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Pukestain Pal posted:

Yeah, my fiance said "oooo, nice boobs!". She doesn't understand the outrage of seeing something that isn't going to ever go away.

Bobnumerotres posted:

their privacy was invaded and it's all horribly wrong but i mean the damage is already done so why not see some tits

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Pukestain Pal posted:

Yeah, my fiance said "oooo, nice boobs!". She doesn't understand the outrage of seeing something that isn't going to ever go away.

Nice. My wife laughed and doused my hopes saying, "Those cocktease bitches aren't going to take a proper pinkshot. Tough luck!" then patted me on the head.

She was right about JLaw, but to my happiness I found the Lea Michelle pinks and celebrated!

:goonsay:

The Ranger
Apr 7, 2004

One of these days, I'm going to snap and kill that fucking bear.

NurhacisUrn posted:

Because she doesn't look like a mix between an ugnaut and Eugene Levy I'm sure. I find women's outrage to this is directly proportional to their level of attractiveness. If they are upset, steer clear.

That's always the way, isn't it? I was watching a BBC docu about life in Britain during the First World War and apparently street prostitution exploded, since there were tons of Brit (and foreign) young troops in the cities and also law enforcement was stripped after the recruiters cannibalized police forces. Anyway, local womens' groups starting performing street "morality" patrols in homemade Girl-Scout-esque uniforms, watching for streetwalkers and cockblocking johns wherever they spied a solicitation taking place. The documentary had photos and some ancient video of a few of the women involved, and they all looked somewhere between angry grandma librarian and a locomotive.

edit: also bluechocolate put your junior high psychobabble back in your pocket and go someplace that has things you enjoy

The Ranger fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Sep 2, 2014

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





The fact that celebrities don't have bleached assholes is really upsetting.

Also bum sniffer cock slap is easily the best part of all this

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
I am not going to look at any of the pics unless the celebrity explicitly tweets it's ok.

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vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


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SaltLick posted:

The fact that celebrities don't have bleached assholes is really upsetting.

Also bum sniffer cock slap is easily the best part of all this

after my cock is in them, everyone bleaches.

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