Has anyone posted the pics of JLaw's tits and poosay yet?

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bawk: Mar 31, 2013

Quarex posted:

Not that you are going to read this or learn anything but just for the record

1. It only mattered because it was a politician who was soliciting sex (two very relevant factors, as opposed to a female celebrity taking pictures for her boyfriend/her own amusement)

2. Being racist is a bad thing in and of itself, unlike the other two cases

3. gently caress you

To automatically make her argument that by merely being unattractive a woman will be seen as lesser than other women and attacked for it. I mean, it is such next-level trolling that the scrublords in this thread cannot even realize how readily they fall for it.

Correct. The "it is fundamentally unjust that hot women do not send ME their pictures, therefore I shall make their pictures mine" petty tyrant attitude is basically the only thing that can possibly be driving the people who actually do these hacks in the first place. Which means all you have to do to find the hackers is look at your list of possible suspects and arrest the 10 ugliest ones your move, ugliest guys

I wondered about this for a minute, but part of the reason those random teenagers were charged is because they were giving the pictures to other people. I mean, do not get me wrong, if she was taking naked pictures of herself there is also a decent chance she was also sending them to other people, but just like you can take pictures of your naked children for whatever reason these lunatics want to do that, I am sure you can take a nude photo of yourself at any age, just as long as you do not then say HEY LOOK AT THIS GREAT PHOTO

Forget it, quarex; it's gbs

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# ? May 14, 2024 07:17

cis white male: Jul 5, 2014; i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

Quarex posted:

Correct. The "it is fundamentally unjust that hot women do not send ME their pictures, therefore I shall make their pictures mine" petty tyrant attitude is basically the only thing that can possibly be driving the people who actually do these hacks in the first place. Which means all you have to do to find the hackers is look at your list of possible suspects and arrest the 10 ugliest ones your move, ugliest guys

ehhh, i'm with you on the other stuff, but i think that this is more a product of "oh my god I've had such a huge crush on her since Silver Linings Playbook and now I get to see her naked??" + curiosity rather than something vindictive or malicious. I think the leaks and their consumption are more the result of our celeb obsessed culture than angry nerds on a power trip

# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:59

a Loving Dog: May 12, 2001; more like a Barking Dog, woof!

newreply.php posted:

cat pics is why 90% of people visit any site, reddit's unique selling proposition is how it caters to pubescent idiot shutins

This site caters to fat IT cocaine addicts so who really wins

# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:59

vxsarin: Oct 29, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Medieval Medic posted:

I don't know, pleading possesion & distribution of child pornography(who are we kidding, she is rich, no way she gets hit with this) to make your pics go away doesn't seem worth it unless its true.

So was Paris Hilton. That didn't stop it. Didn't vivid even sell it? How did they get away with that?

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:00

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

e^^^: Paris was not underage.

Cyks posted:

It must suck to be Obama being all "drat I met that chick in person but if I download her nudes my rear end is grass".

Poor Obama.

He's still got Merkel's nudes. So there's that.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:00

vxsarin: Oct 29, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

e^^^: Paris was not underage.
He's still got Merkel's nudes. So there's that.

what a hot piece of rear end she is.

edit: I thought she claimed that, then took the money and denied it. which means she probably was.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:01

Vag Assault Weapon: Aug 12, 2014

I'm sure they'll get around to prosecuting McKayla just as soon as they get done with the Duke lacrosse woman's trial

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:02

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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death .cab for qt posted:

Forget it, quarex; it's gbs

NO THIS IS MY BBS CIRCA 1996 AND I MAKE THE RULES

cis white male posted:

ehhh, i'm with you on the other stuff, but i think that this is more a product of "oh my god I've had such a huge crush on her since Silver Linings Playbook and now I get to see her naked??" + curiosity rather than something vindictive or malicious. I think the leaks and their consumption are more the result of our celeb obsessed culture than angry nerds on a power trip

Well how about this--I have no doubt that there is also an attraction. And combined with teenage invincibility it is easy to understand how you can think "hmm, I can hack the account of this woman I want to have sex with--I SEE NO DOWNSIDE!" But I mean, I know a guy who would probably be one of the dudes I mentioned, who has been branded persona non grata by some of our female friends for sneaking off into their rooms at parties and going through their poo poo to then try to use it to get with them later (or just taking pictures if he could find them). I do not think that mindset comes from attraction so much as opportunity plus Crash Override.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:03

a Loving Dog: May 12, 2001; more like a Barking Dog, woof!

I like to see hot girls naked. Its good to me

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:04

im gay: Jul 20, 2013; by Lowtax

Goons I'm scared. What's the best way to destroy a hard drive?

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:07

Ganondork: Dec 26, 2012; Ganondork

Mail it to me. Out of sight, out of mind.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:08

vxsarin: Oct 29, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

im gay posted:

Goons I'm scared. What's the best way to destroy a hard drive?

In order to claim child porn and prosecute, they'd need to also claim she produced child porn in the process. Nothing will happen. Also, she probably isn't underage. It's just a brilliant way to stop it's spread.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:09

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

Pukestain Pal posted:

what a hot piece of rear end she is.

edit: I thought she claimed that, then took the money and denied it. which means she probably was.

No she was like 20 when it was recorded. It was a bullshit story to make it go away before eventually settling for a cut.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:10

naem: May 29, 2011

Any new pics yet im not reading all this garbage

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:12

vxsarin: Oct 29, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

I wonder if any of these celebs will release sex tapes for the cash since everyone has already seen how dirty they are.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:12

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

naem posted:

Any new pics yet im not reading all this garbage

yes

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:12

cis white male: Jul 5, 2014; i'm a fag i'm a lesbian

naem posted:

Any new pics yet im not reading all this garbage

there's some of kristen stewart, reddit csi says it's a go

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:15

Arkane: Dec 19, 2006; by R. Guyovich

naem posted:

Any new pics yet im not reading all this garbage

not yet

the National Suicide Hotline is reporting that calls from males is at an all-time low in the past 48 hours

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:17

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

squirtin to celebs

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:27

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Thumbtacks posted:

This was posted in a news article. They actually published this.

wait isn't that one of the TISM guys and not a terrist at all?

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:28

ColdReaches: Oct 12, 2013; Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

im gay posted:

Goons I'm scared. What's the best way to destroy a hard drive?

https://www.ncjrs.gov/pdffiles1/nij/199408.pdf

yes.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:29

a Loving Dog: May 12, 2001; more like a Barking Dog, woof!

I love to jerk my dick to nude girls until cum shoots out

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:39

ColdReaches: Oct 12, 2013; Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

a Loving Dog posted:

I love to jerk my dick to nude girls until cum shoots out

this guy gets it

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:40

Liam Emsa: Aug 21, 2014; Oh, god. I think I'm falling.

...."Also, while you're here how does Greg Oden's penis look? Take this poll! Here are the uncensored photos!"

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:49

NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Liam Emsa posted:

...."Also, while you're here how does Greg Oden's penis look? Take this poll! Here are the uncensored photos!"

Men don't have feelings.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:50

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

oh my god, you can see his nipples and everything.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:51

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quarex posted:

Not that you are going to read this or learn anything but just for the record

1. It only mattered because it was a politician who was soliciting sex (two very relevant factors, as opposed to a female celebrity taking pictures for her boyfriend/her own amusement)

2. Being racist is a bad thing in and of itself, unlike the other two cases

3. gently caress you

To automatically make her argument that by merely being unattractive a woman will be seen as lesser than other women and attacked for it. I mean, it is such next-level trolling that the scrublords in this thread cannot even realize how readily they fall for it.

Correct. The "it is fundamentally unjust that hot women do not send ME their pictures, therefore I shall make their pictures mine" petty tyrant attitude is basically the only thing that can possibly be driving the people who actually do these hacks in the first place. Which means all you have to do to find the hackers is look at your list of possible suspects and arrest the 10 ugliest ones your move, ugliest guys

I wondered about this for a minute, but part of the reason those random teenagers were charged is because they were giving the pictures to other people. I mean, do not get me wrong, if she was taking naked pictures of herself there is also a decent chance she was also sending them to other people, but just like you can take pictures of your naked children for whatever reason these lunatics want to do that, I am sure you can take a nude photo of yourself at any age, just as long as you do not then say HEY LOOK AT THIS GREAT PHOTO

This is all great except it is completely disproved by this.

Liam Emsa posted:

...."Also, while you're here how does Greg Oden's penis look? Take this poll! Here are the uncensored photos!"

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:52

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Liam Emsa posted:

...."Also, while you're here how does Greg Oden's penis look? Take this poll! Here are the uncensored photos!"

I clicked both those articles so clearly they're doing their job correctly with a consistent philosophy.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:53

Bondage: Jun 9, 2008; by Ralp

DrPlump posted:

This is all great except it is completely disproved by this.

I'm gonna let you in on a secret: being ashamed of viewing jlaw's leaked nude pics means you still hold that a woman's sexuality is her most important asset. The patriarchy would be proud of you.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:55

Vin BioEthanol: Jan 18, 2002; by Ralp

Guys I'm sorry but I'm thinking TheRealSelenaGomez doesn't have an HP inkjet all in one in her room, probably has plenty of dudes who'd schlep over a proper 40lb laser printer. (Old school LJ4s don't stop)

Vin BioEthanol fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Sep 3, 2014

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:56

Meatwave: Feb 21, 2014; Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.

Liam Emsa posted:

...."Also, while you're here how does Greg Oden's penis look? Take this poll! Here are the uncensored photos!"

lol at huffington post for shaming people after they were the first major media outlet to pimp the story.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:56

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Jessica Findlay's buttsniff cockslap still the best thing out of this whole thing

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:57

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

DrPlump posted:

This is all great except it is completely disproved by this.

This one weird trick Gregs Oden HATE!

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:57

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

I'd imagine the place to start would be with the phone numbers of people who work for major talent agencies and the like fished from FB or linkedin.

Maybe Jeff Greene accidentally leaked the photos.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:58

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bondage posted:

I'm gonna let you in on a secret: being ashamed of viewing jlaw's leaked nude pics means you still hold that a woman's sexuality is her most important asset. The patriarchy would be proud of you.

I didn't look at her pictures I am not a rapist...

# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:58

Roki B: Jul 25, 2004; Medical Industrial Complex; Biscuit Hider

humans that are naked

people are gross fyi hth

hosed up if true.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:03

vxsarin: Oct 29, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Vin BioEthanol posted:

Guys I'm sorry but I'm thinking TheRealSelenaGomez doesn't have an HP inkjet all in one in her room, probably has plenty of dudes who'd schlep over a proper 40lb laser printer. (Old school LJ4s don't stop)

I actually met that dude a few times. He was....welp.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:03

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Can someone explain to me the buttsniff thing? I haven't read all of the pages or looked at all of the pics.

# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:04

vxsarin: Oct 29, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Decrepus posted:

Can someone explain to me the buttsniff thing? I haven't read all of the pages or looked at all of the pics.

you put your nose into a butt and sniff

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Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

This thread moves fast, has anything big happened since page 60?

# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:06

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