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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
big book of british smiles

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



LifeSizePotato posted:

flintstones chewable morphine

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.


origami posted:

lena needs braces


redshirt posted:

I think Lena needs braces.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Someone please Old Yeller this thread already.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Sire Oblivion posted:

Someone please Old Yeller this thread already.

I have transcended this thread, I am now a being of pure energy, and cum.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Vag Assault Weapon
Aug 12, 2014

If you don't like the thread then just get out, at 116 pages we have experienced something great that brought us together as a family, we went through the peaks of Jennifer Lawrence and Ariana nudes and we've passed through the shadow of death that is Lena Dunham and McKayla false flag child porn, we won't be stopped by your pessimism

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Let my cum be the glue to bind us all together.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Even if I don't find somebody attractive, I would most likely still gently caress them at the drop of a hat. I look at it more of I've probably hosed uglier at some point of time. As long as I'm not setting the low point on my average it's on. Some of you people are just crazy, or full of poo poo. I'd gently caress Lena Dunham, and maybe let Rebel Wilson and Melissa McCarthy touch it.

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye

Brodie posted:

Even if I don't find somebody attractive, I would most likely still gently caress them at the drop of a hat. I look at it more of I've probably hosed uglier at some point of time. As long as I'm not setting the low point on my average it's on. Some of you people are just crazy, or full of poo poo. I'd gently caress Lena Dunham, and maybe let Rebel Wilson and Melissa McCarthy touch it.

great avatar and post combo

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


the ones with cum on face aren't really lawrence, right? still looks pretty similiar

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
it's some redditors ex girlfriend

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 666 days!)

that's 100% jlaw's jizzy eye i stake my oath on it

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

Palpek posted:

the ones with cum on face aren't really lawrence, right? still looks pretty similiar

they are since a friend of mine who is into this has seen the pictures and says tha tshe has the same make up on and you can tell there are no pixel and the eyebrows that she has on

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

Meowbot posted:

they are since a friend of mine who is into this has seen the pictures and says tha tshe has the same make up on and you can tell there are no pixel and the eyebrows that she has on

..and this is what happens when you try and type with only your left hand.

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

hitchensgoespop posted:

..and this is what happens when you try and type with only your left hand.

Sorry my phone beeped while aslept since I have notifications set up every time there is "X amount of posts" in this thread so I though tit was happening again unfortunately no I just made an idot or myself lol back to slept.

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

hitchensgoespop posted:

..and this is what happens when you try and type with only your left hand.

I find this offensive and ableist, we amputees can only wank OR post. but never together

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

so where does a chap find a lady who wants to sniff his butthole this day and age? where has the romance run off to?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Metanaut posted:

it's some redditors ex girlfriend

i feel like thats about 33% of all nudes online

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

bunky posted:

so where does a chap find a lady who wants to sniff his butthole this day and age? where has the romance run off to?

are you gonna tell me smellin you main girl's butthole isnt romantic? get the gently caress out of here with that bullshit

you love a girl you eat the whole rear end

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Did anyone post the leaked video of Barack and Michelle 69ing yet

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Bobnumerotres posted:

are you gonna tell me smellin you main girl's butthole isnt romantic? get the gently caress out of here with that bullshit

you love a girl you eat the whole rear end

but where's my butt love gosh darn it. its like the opposite of chivalry is dead or something

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Bobnumerotres posted:

are you gonna tell me smellin you main girl's butthole isnt romantic? get the gently caress out of here with that bullshit

you love a girl you eat the whole rear end

Smash Mouth eat the rear end.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Drifter posted:

Smash Mouth eat the rear end.

close the thread here.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
if a smash mouth eat rear end in the woods and fart is not there

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
smoothmove eat the grass!!

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress dude fury

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Drink Cheerwine posted:

gently caress dude fury

ya

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

FuhrerHat posted:

close the thread here.

Keep thread open for 10000 more pages of Dunham fat chat.

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

hitchensgoespop posted:

Keep thread open for 10000 more pages of Dunham fat chat.

she's a beautiful young lady

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012
Why do you guys keep talking about Lena Dunham, lol.

Lightanchor fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Sep 4, 2014

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

Pukestain Pal posted:

she's a beautiful young lady


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vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Lightanchor posted:

Why do guys keep talking about Lena Dunham, lol.

because she is about 10 lbs from canckles.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Pukestain Pal posted:

she's a beautiful young lady



that bitch is built like a poo poo brick house

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
lena dunham be like "lmao like i give a good god drat im dressed like a retard whats up"

im down

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

Pukestain Pal posted:

she's a beautiful young lady



Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Pukestain Pal posted:

she's a beautiful young lady



With the body and fashion sense of a 70 year old woman

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

LifeSizePotato posted:

flintstones chewable morphine

where? what?


who wanna smell this butt... ?

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WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
anyone who said verlander is not an attractive man is goony as gently caress, peace

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