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Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Harry in Rio posted:

i have a fascination with mental retardation and of course i googled downs designs and i've been zooming in on that model's toes now, in the women's jeans section.

fyi mentally retarded people pay 50 bucks for special fit jeans with elastic waist bands

i wish i could find jeans for $50, goddamn privileged mongoloids

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Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp

Harry in Rio posted:

i have a fascination with mental retardation

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

newreply.php posted:

goddamn privileged mongoloids

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Harry in Rio posted:

i have a fascination with mental retardation and of course i googled downs designs and i've been zooming in on that model's toes now, in the women's jeans section.

fyi mentally retarded people pay 50 bucks for special fit jeans with elastic waist bands

lol plat user can't afford good jeans. New money bitch

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
I wonder what the ratio of 'time spent fapping' versus 'time spent on Google Image search trying to prove identity' is for these people.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Kirk Johnson posted:

I wonder what the ratio of 'time spent fapping' versus 'time spent on Google Image search trying to prove identity' is for these people.

Precisely equal

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
who masturbates to still images in this day and age anyway. why dont you jerk it to naughty cave paintings while you're at it

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Also the idea that actors need to be good looking is a relatively recent thing. Hollywood seems to be going the route of the music industry in more recent years of picking people based on looks rather than talent. A lot of the old school actors who were probably some of the greatest actors of all time like Al Pacino or Jack Nicholson don't have much going for them in the looks department, but they sure can act.

Steve Buscemi, John Goodman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Aaron Paul are all considered good actors even though they are hardly classically good looking. Also lol if you think people like Clark Gable, Rock Hudson, Cary Grant, and Gregory Peck weren't smoldering sex cannons.

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

Tezzor posted:

who masturbates to still images in this day and age anyway. why dont you jerk it to naughty cave paintings while you're at it

link ???

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ferid posted:

link ???



Celebrity nudes leaked circa 30000BCE.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

redshirt posted:



Celebrity nudes leaked circa 30000BCE.

i thought we were done talking about lena dunham itt


heyooooooo

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

LifeSizePotato posted:

i thought we were done talking about lena dunham itt


heyooooooo

haha

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

LifeSizePotato posted:

i thought we were done talking about lena dunham itt


heyooooooo

lol that was a good one.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

LifeSizePotato posted:

i thought we were done talking about lena dunham itt


heyooooooo

its just that we are reminded of her everytime we see your username

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Perhaps the Mckayla Maroney photos were taken during the 2012 London Olympics. If so they would actually be legal under British law which only requires 16 years of age.

We wont know for sure until they arrest her and take additional photographs of her genitals for evidence comparison purposes.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



DrPlump posted:

Perhaps the Mckayla Maroney photos were taken during the 2012 London Olympics. If so they would actually be legal under British law which only requires 16 years of age.

We wont know for sure until they arrest her and take additional photographs of her genitals for evidence comparison purposes.

I'm going to need a shot of her vagina so that reddit csi can carbon date the vagina rings.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Also, lol my state is so hosed up. I'm totally going to this.

http://www.tampabay.com/things-to-do/visualarts/st-pete-art-show-to-feature-hacked-nude-celebrity-photos/2196305

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012




Take pictures for us.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

In my mind I see rich old white people standing around with cocktails discussing celebrity buttholes. Like the Seinfeld episode with the Kramer painting.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

newreply.php posted:

its just that we are reminded of her everytime we see your username

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I wonder if they will do a multimedia motion exhibit for the brit chick that licks butthole before chowing down on dong.

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Q97aSgI.jpg :nws:

fuckin lol these people

The juxtaposition and effort that's going into these is hilarious.

Kirk Johnson fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Sep 5, 2014

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Besides, don't they know that the length of your middle finger decreases when you cup your hands to spread your rear end in a top hat open?

I... I mean just cupping it in general. I've never spread my rear end in a top hat open and took pictures. Nossir.

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Kirk Johnson posted:

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Q97aSgI.jpg :nws:

fuckin lol these people

The juxtaposition and effort that's going into these is hilarious.

thats a pretty sweet taint

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

maybe we can convince bar to release some official booty hole shots so we could compare and determine once and for all that they're fake

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

I downloaded the whole pack for allison brie and was sorely disappointed. do not repeat my mistake. most of the ppl arent even famous.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Don Tacorleone posted:

No but I've noticed you're quite the faggy human being re: posting

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

shiksa posted:

oh poo poo u didn]t see the avril lavigne vid?

meeyow

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
While I appreciate what Avril has done for punk rock, I do find it a bit problematic her using AzNs and their culture as props in her video.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Vin BioEthanol posted:

While I appreciate what Avril has done for punk rock, I do find it a bit problematic her using AzNs and their culture as props in her video.

Isn't that video really popular in glorious Nippon though?

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
she might as well have have slanted her eyes with her fingers and started chanting ching chong in time with the music, how can a person lack self awareness at this scale?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I think you're confused. The music video is just so bad that it is tricking you into thinking it is racist.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Booties posted:

lol plat user can't afford good jeans. New money bitch

don't plat shame me bro

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Tezzor posted:

day 5 and mckayla maroney hasnt been arrested for producing child porn. is this because internet dudes dont understand how child porn prosecutions work in the real world, or because she is being given preferential treatment? let's find out here on "McLaughlin Group: Everybody on This Panel Owns at Least One Gig of Lolicon Edition"

It a gross misunderstand of how child porn prosecution works. There is no evidence she sent the picture to a male of a different race so there's no grounds for arresting her.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Kirk Johnson posted:

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Q97aSgI.jpg :nws:

fuckin lol these people

The juxtaposition and effort that's going into these is hilarious.

isnt that the wrong hand being compared?

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

SaltLick posted:

isnt that the wrong hand being compared?

yeah but it's upside down and backwards so it's a different hand now duh

and technically these hands exist in separate time spheres so no two hands are ever the same

80k
Jul 3, 2004

careful!

Kirk Johnson posted:

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Q97aSgI.jpg :nws:

fuckin lol these people

The juxtaposition and effort that's going into these is hilarious.

Is that a booger in her nose?

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i like to imagine it's a series and she's smelling her hand after fingering her bum

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Pay close attention to the fingers.

N.B. please ignore the extreme close up of her rear end in a top hat

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TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Tezzor posted:

who masturbates to still images in this day and age anyway. why dont you jerk it to naughty cave paintings while you're at it

This has been my question all along!

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