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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Friar Zucchini posted:

Wait no seriously. I mean I know what's going on here, but seriously. What :catstare:

it's hard to really grasp what F1 cars can do, but then something like that or the Eau Rouge F1/GT side by side video comes along and you think "gently caress, that's right, F1 cars are UFO's :catstare:"



Dan Gurney gives AJ Foyt a kiss from behind during the Grand Prix of Volkswagens, Nassau Speedweek, 1964

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Friar Zucchini posted:

Wait no seriously. I mean I know what's going on here, but seriously. What :catstare:

Have you seen what a hat does to a car at thirty thousand miles per hour

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

VikingSkull posted:

it's hard to really grasp what F1 cars can do, but then something like that or the Eau Rouge F1/GT side by side video comes along and you think "gently caress, that's right, F1 cars are UFO's :catstare:"


For reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cNqaPSHv0

:stare: is right.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Literally my fav video to show people who aren't into cars/racing. Lots of :stare: has been had.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

atomicthumbs posted:

Have you seen what a hat does to a car at thirty thousand miles per hour

It's not a hat.. it was a sort of hub cap one of the teams was using to improve aerodynamics. Ferrari in that case, I think. It was just a plastic doohickey that fit inside the rim and made it completely flat on the outside. It came loose in a race.. and then that gif happened.

I'd dig up the video because it's a lot clearer what is happening when it's better than 5FPS but I really can't remember anything important like the date or track. I wanna say Nurburgring but I'm not sure.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
From the OSHA thread:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


OFFICER 13 INCH posted:

From the OSHA thread:


I... what?
Unreal. That guy is fantastically lucky (car driver then brakes hard, throwing rider in front of car, and runs over him.)

A3th3r
Jul 27, 2013

success is a dream & achievements are the cream

DJCobol posted:

I saw this car at music city tinting in cool springs last year when my boss was having his Maserati worked on. It sounded bad rear end!

lolz that's not a Tesla is it? my brother drove one for work. Very quiet cars. It's sort of traditionalist but I like the gasoline-burning engines.. you think everybody will drive cyborg electro-cars in a decade or so?

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Friar Zucchini posted:

Wait no seriously. I mean I know what's going on here, but seriously. What :catstare:

It reminds me of the Senna tribute by Top Gear. One it showed him reacting that way when he had to avoid a crash, just WOOP to the side and back again like he was light wrapping around a black hole. Then, there was a segment showing his car twitch down a straight as he sought the best traction; even while going straight he would crab the car in unbelievable ways...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_qHQHVyxyM&t=167s

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

It's scary to think that we could build significantly faster racers if we threw logic out the window. Hell, I'd be morbidly interested in a new series based around something insane like Red Bull's 250mph X2014 dream car. Even if the drivers could hack it, they would probably need new tracks to let them stretch their legs, but I don't know if safety/survivability is even a thing at those speeds.


:getin:

Tekne fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Sep 5, 2014

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

There would almost assuredly be an unlimited racing series if there was any company other than Red Bull willing to sink money into that kind of development.

And a race track that could contain those monsters.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

xzzy posted:

There would almost assuredly be an unlimited racing series if there was any company other than Red Bull willing to sink money into that kind of development.

And a race track that could contain those monsters.

Throwing money at stupid/awesome poo poo? Quick somebody call Russia and China.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

nm posted:

What do Volvo Amazon wagons go for? (Mom's red one was totaled by a drunk driver 30 years ago and she never forgot about it).

They top out at around $15k for mint condition. It takes a while to find the right one but you can get a rust free runner in decent shape for between $4k and $8k.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

xzzy posted:

And a race track that could contain those monsters.

So the Nordschleife, right? :shepface:

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


GramCracker posted:

So the Nordschleife, right? :shepface:

Everyone would die. Not just the drivers...the spectators, the support crew and anyone within range of a 250mph projectile would be dead. That being said I'd go over for the first race.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

NitroSpazzz posted:

Everyone would die. Not just the drivers...the spectators, the support crew and anyone within range of a 250mph projectile would be dead. That being said I'd go over for the first race.

It's the Deathclock Dethclok Dethklok of racing. Racingocolypse.

anonumos fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Sep 5, 2014

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



uh it's DETHKLOK


geeze


e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W35dyPTh6o

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

GramCracker posted:

So the Nordschleife, right? :shepface:

Nah, bigger.

https://www.google.com/maps/@52.6210075,10.7796211,8885m/data=!3m1!1e3

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!



If you're going that route just have them run on the Isle of Man TT course. It's long, dangerous, fast and technical and it's on an island. Your option may be better for top speed though.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I was more concerned about runoffs really, which admittedly the VW track doesn't have but it's also a really simple layout (except for the issue where cars would be traveling both directions on the same chunk of pavement).

So make it a giant 20 mile oval with a chicane or two, half a mile of runoff on both sides of the track, and no spectators within 10 miles. Televised only.

Then maybe no one will die the first race.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
If you're making insanely fast high downforce cars and not talking about adding loops, corkscrews, and pipes to the track, nothing can help you.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
Yeah, if you're going to throw safety and sanity to the wind, you better loving make F-Zero happen.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

While Ultimate Racing Championship will remain a pipedream, someone, preferably a group of unhinged millionaires, could build an equally nutty vehicle by funding a hypercar a la Koenigsegg based around a 3000hp big block V8 from Steve Morris or Tom Nelson. It'd be utterly useless outside of topspeed runs but hilariouslyhomicidaly awesome.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

This thread needs more LSR.

http://youtu.be/Le6aCV_CRvQ

457mph one-way flying-mile, 462mph exit speed. Wheel-driven, 368ci turbocharged small-Chevy.

:black101:

They hurt it, and were unable to make the backup pass required to set an official record, but holy gently caress that thing moves.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

If your ideal of unhinged lunacy with unlimited funds involves a mere v8 we may have to have a talk.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Cakefool posted:

If your ideal of unhinged lunacy with unlimited funds involves a mere v8 we may have to have a talk.

Tax the Rich rally/GP.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

This monstrosity is supposed to America's hypercar, so a huge and vulgar V8 would be the most authentic powerplant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA6am0rCwAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJZ6qoYVOFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSEpYZ5JBQA

A 3000hp V10 crudely bored to 576 cubic inches and boosted like Sal Patel's Viper is another option.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KRzDs9TBmc
Yes, a 3700 pound car just did the 1/4 mile under 7 seconds.

Tekne fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Sep 6, 2014

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Cakefool posted:

If your ideal of unhinged lunacy with unlimited funds involves a mere v8 we may have to have a talk.

I don't care how many cylinders it has. Mach .65 with a piston engine car is unhinged.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Tekne posted:

A 3000hp V10 crudely bored to 576 cubic inches and boosted like Sal Patel's Viper is another option.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA6am0rCwAk
Yes, a 3700 pound car just did the 1/4 mile under 7 seconds.

This just links to the first (admittedly awesome) NRE dyno :v:

vvv That sounds absolutely mental.

T1g4h fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Sep 6, 2014

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Oops, here's the right video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KRzDs9TBmc

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
some guy posted on a local facebook auto parts trading group looking for tires. Apparently he goes through tires pretty fast? :confused:



Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

neckbeard posted:

This Lancia Delta HF integrale Evolution 1 popped up for sale last week in Quebec







Asking $40K, but drat it looks so clean

I know this is pages ago but holy poo poo, Martini 5 - I think. The interior looks blue - if it's blue then it's legit.

Not sure if they had a numbered badge under the handbrake which is the only bit I can't make out.

DJCobol
May 16, 2003

CALL OF DUTY! :rock:
Grimey Drawer

A3th3r posted:

lolz that's not a Tesla is it? my brother drove one for work. Very quiet cars. It's sort of traditionalist but I like the gasoline-burning engines.. you think everybody will drive cyborg electro-cars in a decade or so?

Its a McLaren MP4-12C.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Tekne posted:

It's scary to think that we could build significantly faster racers if we threw logic out the window. Hell, I'd be morbidly interested in a new series based around something insane like Red Bull's 250mph X2014 dream car. Even if the drivers could hack it, they would probably need new tracks to let them stretch their legs, but I don't know if safety/survivability is even a thing at those speeds.


:getin:

Yeah, it's time that new tracks get constructed to reflect the march of technology, or else racing is going to stagnate. Make new tracks wider, leave a ton of runoff, and bank the turns. Problem is no series has the billions upon billions needed to do that.

MrYenko posted:

This thread needs more LSR.

http://youtu.be/Le6aCV_CRvQ

457mph one-way flying-mile, 462mph exit speed. Wheel-driven, 368ci turbocharged small-Chevy.

:black101:

They hurt it, and were unable to make the backup pass required to set an official record, but holy gently caress that thing moves.


The Poteet & Main Speed demon has some company soon, because Danny Thompson has rebuilt his dad Mickey's Challenger II and he's shooting for 500.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Sep 6, 2014

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.


Oh.

That is scary and I want one.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

sofullofhate posted:

Oh.

That is scary and I want one.

Is that a cloud of rubber he left behind? :awesome:

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

EightBit posted:

Is that a cloud of rubber he left behind? :awesome:

Probably a mix of rubber and soot; turbo/FI cars tend to run richer than N/A cars for safe operation, plus a bit extra charge cooling.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005


Dammit I love the sound of hopped up Vipers.

That V10 just sounds so lazy, but it absolutely HOWLS.

In this video it sounds like the Viper isn't even trying to go anywhere, and the Spyker is just screaming along behind it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91_vmK8iK-I

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

M5 wagon :stare:




Bonus bros in a jeep

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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

angryhampster posted:

Dammit I love the sound of hopped up Vipers.

That V10 just sounds so lazy, but it absolutely HOWLS.

I found a V10 that doesn't sound lazy! :toot::awesome:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6VP65jg6F4

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