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Pick your guitar with chopsticks. Or a muffin pan.
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Lifehack: Cut up an empty CD spindle into dozens of a free guitar picks! There. Full circle.
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Sep 6, 2014 03:08
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Meatwave posted:Lifehack: Cut up an empty CD spindle into dozens of a free guitar picks! Well, it was a full circle until you lifehacked it up into little pieces. 
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Sep 6, 2014 03:22
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Meatwave posted:Lifehack: Cut up an empty CD spindle into dozens of a free guitar picks! But then how will I store my bagel?
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Sep 6, 2014 03:22
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dovetaile posted:But then how will I store my bagel? Just throw it on the kitchen floor and eat it from there, you animal.
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Sep 6, 2014 03:24
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dovetaile posted:But then how will I store my bagel? LifeHack: melt down all your guitar picks and mold them into a CD spindle.
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Sep 6, 2014 03:25
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Lifehack: cut up the remains of your half eaten bagels into bread tags to use as picks for your guitar made out of old cd spindles
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Sep 6, 2014 03:29
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Someone at work just scissored a plastic cup open and used that pick their teeth. Somehow even worse than using their nails. Lifehack - if you're really into being a loving animal , cut a plastic cup etc etc.
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Sep 6, 2014 03:31
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Desperado Bones posted:They are still a thing in my country. Wouldn't it be easier and less messy to just make a stencil out of paper and stick it to yourself?
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Sep 6, 2014 03:49
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Xander77 posted:Someone at work just scissored a plastic cup open and used that pick their teeth. Somehow even worse than using their nails. Jesus Christ.
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Sep 6, 2014 04:33
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Planet Piss posted:Wouldn't it be easier and less messy to just make a stencil out of paper and stick it to yourself? Or use one of those paint applicator sharpies. Jaramin has a new favorite as of 04:38 on Sep 6, 2014 |
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Sep 6, 2014 04:36
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Planet Piss posted:Wouldn't it be easier and less messy to just make a stencil out of paper and stick it to yourself? There are pre-cut stencils for sale for that purpose. When I worked at a tanning salon, we had rows of cutout stickers to choose from before you went into the booth. Our most popular design was the Playboy bunny, usually picked up by teenage/college aged women wearing purity rings. Small Southern towns are weird. Life hack: print your own Playboy stickers at home so you don't have to avoid eye contact with the sales clerk.
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Sep 6, 2014 04:51
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"Things you're doing wrong every day: everything." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg
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Sep 6, 2014 06:27
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five-ohm posted:"Things you're doing wrong every day: everything." Why does Maddox always looks like his skin is about to fall off?
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Sep 6, 2014 06:46
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Tetracube posted:Lifehack: cut up the remains of your half eaten bagels into bread tags to use as picks for your guitar made out of old cd spindles don't forget to use the pizza cutter 
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Sep 6, 2014 09:11
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five-ohm posted:"Things you're doing wrong every day: everything." Somehow he knew enough about apples to complain about people eating the dirt around the stems, but completely missed that apple seeds have cyanide in them.
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Sep 6, 2014 14:36
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Aggressive pricing posted:Somehow he knew enough about apples to complain about people eating the dirt around the stems, but completely missed that apple seeds have cyanide in them. IMO people should eat more cyanide.
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Sep 6, 2014 14:41
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Aggressive pricing posted:Somehow he knew enough about apples to complain about people eating the dirt around the stems, but completely missed that apple seeds have cyanide in them. Apple seeds do contain a small amount of cyanide, which is a lethal poison, but you are protected from the toxin by the hard seed coating. If you eat whole apple seeds, they pass through your digestive system relatively untouched. If you chew the seeds thoroughly, you will be exposed to the chemicals inside the seeds, but the dose of toxins in an apple is small enough that your body can easily detoxify it. End of Life Hack: Eat All Seeds, Chewing Thoroughly
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Sep 6, 2014 14:59
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Devor posted:Apple seeds do contain a small amount of cyanide, which is a lethal poison, but you are protected from the toxin by the hard seed coating. If you eat whole apple seeds, they pass through your digestive system relatively untouched. If you chew the seeds thoroughly, you will be exposed to the chemicals inside the seeds, but the dose of toxins in an apple is small enough that your body can easily detoxify it. I heard you'd have to eat a whole cup of apple seeds to get a dangerous dose. Who has time for that?
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Sep 6, 2014 15:01
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Devor posted:Apple seeds do contain a small amount of cyanide... Yeah, I know, but if someone's going to complain about the tiny amount of dirt around the stem, they might as well mention the actual poison in the food.
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Sep 6, 2014 15:08
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Lifehack: Eat the entire loving thing except for the stem and relax secure in the knowledge your gut and immune system will protect you from the trace amounts of who-gives-a-flying-gently caress on a fruit we've been consuming, as a species, for god loving dammit millennia. It's a loving apple. There is literally nothing more to this. Take apple, insert into mouth, chew. Why are these imbeciles even caring about this. gently caress, why am I even caring about this?!
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Sep 6, 2014 15:11
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Tetracube posted:Lifehack: cut up the remains of your half eaten bagels into bread tags to use as picks for your guitar made out of old cd spindles you missed a perfect opportunity like a animal you piece of poo poo
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Sep 6, 2014 15:16
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Angela Christine posted:I heard you'd have to eat a whole cup of apple seeds to get a dangerous dose. Who has time for that? People do eat whole cups of seeds sometimes.  "Harm reduction" lifehack: available at garden stores.
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Sep 6, 2014 17:49
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Jeherrin posted:Lifehack: Eat the entire loving thing except for the stem and relax secure in the knowledge your gut and immune system will protect you from the trace amounts of who-gives-a-flying-gently caress on a fruit we've been consuming, as a species, for god loving dammit millennia. We haven't actually been eating uncooked apples for very long at all 
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Sep 6, 2014 18:10
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Jeherrin posted:Lifehack: Eat the entire loving thing except for the stem and relax secure in the knowledge your gut and immune system will protect you from the trace amounts of who-gives-a-flying-gently caress on a fruit we've been consuming, as a species, for god loving dammit millennia. And how we lived that long without NutellaTM, I'll never know!
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Sep 6, 2014 18:38
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cheerfullydrab posted:People do eat whole cups of seeds sometimes.  And there are these that give you a slight chance of having a weak, somewhat acid-like trip and a much bigger chance of losing your legs to vasoconstriction Life hack! Too socially awkward to find a drug dealer? Eat mildly poisonous plants instead!
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Sep 6, 2014 19:03
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It's basically the vanilla extract of psychedelics. So something I could see lifehackers enjoying.
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Sep 6, 2014 19:32
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How does the apple hack save you money unless you have a daily by-volume apple consumption quota?
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Sep 6, 2014 20:58
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AKA Pseudonym posted:How does the apple hack save you money unless you have a daily by-volume apple consumption quota? Hey, I can see it if you're being mysteriously attacked by roaming packs of doctors
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Sep 6, 2014 21:02
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Aggressive pricing posted:Somehow he knew enough about apples to complain about people eating the dirt around the stems, but completely missed that apple seeds have cyanide in them. Lifehack: If you eat apple seeds, smoke some cigarettes…the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.
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Sep 6, 2014 23:18
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Minarch posted:Huh, that's kinda like the idea I had for dickskirts "Hide your hideous nutsack at the nude beach with the dickskirt!"
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Sep 7, 2014 02:37
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 From this album: http://imgur.com/gallery/Xq1jf
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Sep 7, 2014 17:31
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Admiral Bosch posted:
The only one that doesn't seem unnecessary or stupid is the doggy harness thing, cause loving having a big ol' golden retriever try to climb into your lap while driving down the road. The rest seems like the crap you'd find at a Brookstones. The "Smart Swipe" seems like something my grandma would buy just to have her identity stolen anyways.
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Sep 7, 2014 17:56
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Leper Residue posted:The only one that doesn't seem unnecessary or stupid is the doggy harness thing, cause loving having a big ol' golden retriever try to climb into your lap while driving down the road. The collapsible kettle would pretty sweet for camping, if it's not a piece of crap or anything.
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Sep 7, 2014 18:02
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Admiral Bosch posted:
Just buy some loving sausage, oh my god.
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Sep 7, 2014 18:10
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Pomp posted:Just buy some loving sausage, oh my god. Sausage is usually pork, so it might not be for everyone, but they do in fact make beef hotdogs. Also is that the finished product in the background? They look like terds with condiments.
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Sep 7, 2014 18:12
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Leper Residue posted:Sausage is usually pork, so it might not be for everyone, but they do in fact make beef hotdogs. The problem with this isn't that it's beef (I can't actually remember the last pork sausage I had), it's that you're gonna have a crumbly dog that's a pain in the rear end to cook with none of what actually makes a decent dog good, while also offering zero advantages over a hamburger.
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Sep 7, 2014 18:20
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tough bun to chew
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Sep 7, 2014 18:26
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Leper Residue posted:
The wireless key finder seems pretty useful as well, especially if you attached it to a tv remote instead of keys.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:38
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Pomp posted:The problem with this isn't that it's beef (I can't actually remember the last pork sausage I had), it's that you're gonna have a crumbly dog that's a pain in the rear end to cook with none of what actually makes a decent dog good, while also offering zero advantages over a hamburger. You save money and hassle by not needing to buy both hamburger and hotdog buns! Hotdog buns for everything. 
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