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Thinky Whale posted:Holy gently caress the comments...even for Youtube, holy gently caress. No, no! Never read the comments https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/youtube-comment-snob/ Install this add-on and never see them again. You poor thing.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:No, no! Never read the comments Sometimes they're funny quote:i think she realized it was just one punch that changed the fight and that's why she could deal with it. it wasn't like she was getting schooled for eight rounds then the corner had to throw in the towel. most boxers will tell you it's easier to deal with losses when it's just a one punch ko. it means it could happen to anyone. that's boxing. i'm sure she'll come back even stronger from this and like her chances in the rematch. but she should probably try to get a larger ring. because ray rice is clearly a pressure fighter.
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Thinky Whale posted:Holy gently caress the comments...even for Youtube, holy gently caress. This sounds like a real-life version of Florence and the Machine's "Kiss With A Fist".
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bonestructure posted:Sometimes they're funny Okay, that is great.
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Wait, isn't 'X LOGIC' supposed to be a way of making fun of X?
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made of bees posted:Wait, isn't 'X LOGIC' supposed to be a way of making fun of X? It is, although if you know anything about the IRS "scandal" then that's exactly how you'll take that post. Shockingly, libetarians are dumb.
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made of bees posted:Wait, isn't 'X LOGIC' supposed to be a way of making fun of X? Libertarian lacks self-awareness. In other news, the sky is blue and grass is green.
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Yeah lets just start repealing the amendments, definitely nobody who will get upset with that. Lets try that with the 2nd one too, see how well that goes down.
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Speaking of libertarians and taxesquote:
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EL BROMANCE posted:Yeah lets just start repealing the amendments, definitely nobody who will get upset with that. Lets try that with the 2nd one too, see how well that goes down. No, you don't understand, the 16th got added later! You can't repeal amendments that were in the original Constitution
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Amused to Death posted:That and like most of them work under fake SS numbers actually paying payroll and income taxes, like to the tune of a whole lot of money Yeah, they're paying their Social Security taxes, but I seriously doubt they are paying anything but the barest minimum in withholding. And people usually find this out when they realize their Social Security number has been stolen and the IRS is asking for taxes on all that extra income they didn't know they earned. If it's a fake SSN then it's free real estate for the government. If it's stolen, then it's a big headache. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/05/business/05immigration.html?_r=1&
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Krispy Kareem posted:Yeah, they're paying their Social Security taxes, but I seriously doubt they are paying anything but the barest minimum in withholding. Well yes, but considering around 1/4 of all jobs in the nation pay under $10/hr, this is true for a lot of people. But the undocumented people are paying into a system they may never see a penny out of.
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quote:I knocked my wife out when she tried to stab me with a butcher knife, over money. I also threw her off a second story balcony when she busted my face open with a beer bottle. She stabbed me with a screwdriver through my foot and I crawled backwards down the hall and screamed like a bitch in an 80's horror movie, kicking her in the face until she left me alone. I had just gotten back from Iraq and alcohol was involved in all instances. We now have 3 kids that mean the world to us, I have an engineering degree, She runs ultra marathons, is working towards a fitness and nutrition degree, and our house is full of guns. We love and covet each other viciously. Love is passion. It's also hate, malice, joy and fear. How hosed would we be if someone called the cops? Meh. Best of luck to those kids growing up with two violent, gun-toting alcoholics.
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Does Reddit count? One of my Facebook friends who will not shut up about conspiracy theories just posted this and a rant about how /r/science being controlled by big pharma: http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2fsr8o/rscience_now_under_100_corporate_manipulation/
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Reddit is the headquarters of the social media idiots, hope this helps.
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Amused to Death posted:Well yes, but considering around 1/4 of all jobs in the nation pay under $10/hr, this is true for a lot of people. But the undocumented people are paying into a system they may never see a penny out of. The government should brand that as a tax on undocumented workers just to see Tea Partiers freak out over a tax that they support.
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All on Black posted:No, you don't understand, the 16th got added later! You can't repeal amendments that were in the original Constitution The later amendments were written by socialist activists, and not by Jesus directly, hth.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:No, no! Never read the comments I'm really bummed that the guy who made Comments Are Retarded or whatever it was called stopped development. I don't want a arbitrarily specific filter that says <comment was blocked because reason>, I want something that converts all YT comments into variations on "HURR DURR DERP DERP"
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The White Dragon posted:I'm really bummed that the guy who made Comments Are Retarded or whatever it was called stopped development. I don't want a arbitrarily specific filter that says <comment was blocked because reason>, I want something that converts all YT comments into variations on "HURR DURR DERP DERP" Ask, and ye shall receive Also: Bonus philosophy
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This showed up on my feed. I actually agree with the sentiment... I happen to prefer chubby guys to skinny guys. HOWEVER, the guy in this cartoon is clearly obese. You can see by the size of his forehead that his body is wayyyy out of proportion. He's fat. AnonymousNarcotics has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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I can't tell if that's supposed to be serious or if it's a parody of "real women have curves"
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Chubby guys smother better
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"Chubby" is a euphemism for "fat as hell", just like "curvy".
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kazil posted:I can't tell if that's supposed to be serious or if it's a parody of "real women have curves" It's someone publicly broadcasting the fact that they're lonely and desperate, usually.
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AnonymousNarcotics posted:This showed up on my feed. Judging by the fact that his arms still kind of look like arms, he's probably a powerlifter. Note, this and being fat are far from mutually exclusive.
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Buzkashi posted:Judging by the fact that his arms still kind of look like arms, he's probably a powerlifter. That is not a picture of a person. That is a drawn picture.
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AnonymousNarcotics posted:This showed up on my feed. That guy is dead. Sleep Apnea is a serious problem.
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If you cover just his head and chest hair it looks like his pecs are the fatty fat bases of the arms.
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Hihohe posted:That guy is dead. Sleep Apnea is a serious problem. RIP Ryan Davis
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HonorableTB posted:RIP Ryan Davis gently caress I'm going to hell.
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BonHair posted:"Chubby" is a euphemism for "fat as hell", just like "curvy". What do I do if I want to describe a person who is actually chubby or curvy and not fat as hell?
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Deltasquid posted:What do I do if I want to describe a person who is actually chubby or curvy and not fat as hell? A person of blubber?
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"Dude of gravity"
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Chomp8645 posted:Best of luck to those kids growing up with two violent, gun-toting alcoholics. Funny story, I did the Congress-Bundestag youth exchange with Germany. Radical leftwing ambulance drivers used their powerful political powers to ensure that every year, two American High Schoolers from every state are selected to go to the hellhole that is Germany and in return, 100 strapping young Huns with calves the size of melons are free to invade the United States*. The lucky ones were sentenced to six months, the unlucky had to suffer through an entire year. To foster cultural exchange, those of us sentenced to one year were able to speak with those Germans unlucky enough to return after six months. While I was forced to suffer through raves in abandoned factories in Stralsund and be corrupted by perverts in Cologne, Germans seemed mystified by normal American life. For example, there was one student who ran back to Germany after two months because he experienced too much freedom. His American Host Parents were a passionate couple and would occasionally use their God-given 2nd Amendment Rights to express that passion. Most Americans are familiar with this bonding exercise, but since there is an international presence on SA I'll use the power of ASCII art to illustrate what happened. The Father (F) was in one of the bedrooms while the Mother (M) was in another bedroom. There was a hallway (=) between them and the doors to the bedrooms swung outwards (/ or \, respectively). The exchange student was sitting in the bathroom (B) when the host parents started exchanging fire. Totally normal American thing but the German totally freaked out. F-----------B =\============/===== ------------------------M * In the spirit of glorious American Capitalism, Congress-Bundestag is distributed via sweet, sweet no-bid government contracts to various professional human trafficking organizations. Using sympathetic magic, the Orwellian "Youth for Understanding International" (Follow their stock: YFUI) was to decide my fate instead of the noble and restrained Herb Kohl. This was regionally based, others that were so cruelly selected by their senators were from Rotary and their families were able to hold a German hostage to ensure the American exchange student received good treatment. Edit: ASCII diagrams are not easy. Shbobdb has a new favorite as of 05:27 on Sep 10, 2014 |
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Reply with this Priggee edit: Fixed smilies Birb Katter has a new favorite as of 03:39 on Sep 10, 2014 |
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Shbobdb posted:Funny story, I did the Congress-Bundestag youth exchange with Germany
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InediblePenguin posted:yo could you explain this again but without trying so hard to be cute I agree, I don't know what the heck you're trying to say because you're trying way too hard to be funny.
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nucleicmaxid posted:I agree, I don't know what the heck you're trying to say because you're trying way too hard to be funny. Don't forget this a reportable offence on Facebook.
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