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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Thinky Whale posted:

Holy gently caress the comments...even for Youtube, holy gently caress.

No, no! Never read the comments :(

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/youtube-comment-snob/

Install this add-on and never see them again. You poor thing.

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bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

No, no! Never read the comments :(


Sometimes they're funny

quote:

i think she realized it was just one punch that changed the fight and that's why she could deal with it. it wasn't like she was getting schooled for eight rounds then the corner had to throw in the towel. most boxers will tell you it's easier to deal with losses when it's just a one punch ko. it means it could happen to anyone. that's boxing. i'm sure she'll come back even stronger from this and like her chances in the rematch. but she should probably try to get a larger ring. because ray rice is clearly a pressure fighter.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(

Thinky Whale posted:

Holy gently caress the comments...even for Youtube, holy gently caress.

This sounds like a real-life version of Florence and the Machine's "Kiss With A Fist".

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



bonestructure posted:

Sometimes they're funny

:lol:

Okay, that is great.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

made of bees
May 21, 2013
Wait, isn't 'X LOGIC' supposed to be a way of making fun of X?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

made of bees posted:

Wait, isn't 'X LOGIC' supposed to be a way of making fun of X?

It is, although if you know anything about the IRS "scandal" then that's exactly how you'll take that post. Shockingly, libetarians are dumb.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

made of bees posted:

Wait, isn't 'X LOGIC' supposed to be a way of making fun of X?

Libertarian lacks self-awareness. In other news, the sky is blue and grass is green.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




Yeah lets just start repealing the amendments, definitely nobody who will get upset with that. Lets try that with the 2nd one too, see how well that goes down.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
Speaking of libertarians and taxes

quote:


When ISIS generates revenue, it’s “exacting tribute”

When the U.S. does it, it’s “taxing citizens”

In reality, there isn’t a single difference. Both are theft.

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.

EL BROMANCE posted:

Yeah lets just start repealing the amendments, definitely nobody who will get upset with that. Lets try that with the 2nd one too, see how well that goes down.

No, you don't understand, the 16th got added later! You can't repeal amendments that were in the original Constitution :downs:

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Amused to Death posted:

That and like most of them work under fake SS numbers actually paying payroll and income taxes, like to the tune of a whole lot of money
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/05/business/05immigration.html?_r=0

Yeah, they're paying their Social Security taxes, but I seriously doubt they are paying anything but the barest minimum in withholding. And people usually find this out when they realize their Social Security number has been stolen and the IRS is asking for taxes on all that extra income they didn't know they earned.

If it's a fake SSN then it's free real estate for the government. If it's stolen, then it's a big headache.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/05/business/05immigration.html?_r=1&

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Krispy Kareem posted:

Yeah, they're paying their Social Security taxes, but I seriously doubt they are paying anything but the barest minimum in withholding.

Well yes, but considering around 1/4 of all jobs in the nation pay under $10/hr, this is true for a lot of people. But the undocumented people are paying into a system they may never see a penny out of.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

quote:

I knocked my wife out when she tried to stab me with a butcher knife, over money. I also threw her off a second story balcony when she busted my face open with a beer bottle. She stabbed me with a screwdriver through my foot and I crawled backwards down the hall and screamed like a bitch in an 80's horror movie, kicking her in the face until she left me alone. I had just gotten back from Iraq and alcohol was involved in all instances. We now have 3 kids that mean the world to us, I have an engineering degree, She runs ultra marathons, is working towards a fitness and nutrition degree, and our house is full of guns. We love and covet each other viciously. Love is passion. It's also hate, malice, joy and fear. How hosed would we be if someone called the cops? Meh.

Best of luck to those kids growing up with two violent, gun-toting alcoholics.

modernwinglish
Dec 28, 2012

I'll squawk the world and molt with you
Does Reddit count? One of my Facebook friends who will not shut up about conspiracy theories just posted this and a rant about how /r/science being controlled by big pharma:

http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2fsr8o/rscience_now_under_100_corporate_manipulation/

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
Reddit is the headquarters of the social media idiots, hope this helps.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Amused to Death posted:

Well yes, but considering around 1/4 of all jobs in the nation pay under $10/hr, this is true for a lot of people. But the undocumented people are paying into a system they may never see a penny out of.

The government should brand that as a tax on undocumented workers just to see Tea Partiers freak out over a tax that they support.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

All on Black posted:

No, you don't understand, the 16th got added later! You can't repeal amendments that were in the original Constitution :downs:

The later amendments were written by socialist activists, and not by Jesus directly, hth.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

No, no! Never read the comments :(

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/youtube-comment-snob/

Install this add-on and never see them again. You poor thing.

I'm really bummed that the guy who made Comments Are Retarded or whatever it was called stopped development. I don't want a arbitrarily specific filter that says <comment was blocked because reason>, I want something that converts all YT comments into variations on "HURR DURR DERP DERP"

Lamprey Cannon
Jul 23, 2011

by exmarx

The White Dragon posted:

I'm really bummed that the guy who made Comments Are Retarded or whatever it was called stopped development. I don't want a arbitrarily specific filter that says <comment was blocked because reason>, I want something that converts all YT comments into variations on "HURR DURR DERP DERP"

Ask, and ye shall receive

Also: Bonus philosophy

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
This showed up on my feed.



I actually agree with the sentiment... I happen to prefer chubby guys to skinny guys. HOWEVER, the guy in this cartoon is clearly obese. You can see by the size of his forehead that his body is wayyyy out of proportion.

If his forehead was bigger, I'd hit it.

He's fat.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I can't tell if that's supposed to be serious or if it's a parody of "real women have curves"

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Chubby guys smother better

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

"Chubby" is a euphemism for "fat as hell", just like "curvy".

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

kazil posted:

I can't tell if that's supposed to be serious or if it's a parody of "real women have curves"

It's someone publicly broadcasting the fact that they're lonely and desperate, usually.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

This showed up on my feed.



I actually agree with the sentiment... I happen to prefer chubby guys to skinny guys. HOWEVER, the guy in this cartoon is clearly obese. You can see by the size of his forehead that his body is wayyyy out of proportion.

If his forehead was bigger, I'd hit it.

He's fat.

Judging by the fact that his arms still kind of look like arms, he's probably a powerlifter.

Note, this and being fat are far from mutually exclusive.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Buzkashi posted:

Judging by the fact that his arms still kind of look like arms, he's probably a powerlifter.

Note, this and being fat are far from mutually exclusive.

That is not a picture of a person. That is a drawn picture.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


AnonymousNarcotics posted:

This showed up on my feed.





That guy is dead. Sleep Apnea is a serious problem.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
If you cover just his head and chest hair it looks like his pecs are the fatty fat bases of the arms.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Hihohe posted:

That guy is dead. Sleep Apnea is a serious problem.

RIP Ryan Davis

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

HonorableTB posted:

RIP Ryan Davis

gently caress I'm going to hell.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

BonHair posted:

"Chubby" is a euphemism for "fat as hell", just like "curvy".

What do I do if I want to describe a person who is actually chubby or curvy and not fat as hell? :(

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Deltasquid posted:

What do I do if I want to describe a person who is actually chubby or curvy and not fat as hell? :(

A person of blubber?

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
"Dude of gravity"

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Chomp8645 posted:

Best of luck to those kids growing up with two violent, gun-toting alcoholics.

Funny story, I did the Congress-Bundestag youth exchange with Germany. Radical leftwing ambulance drivers used their powerful political powers to ensure that every year, two American High Schoolers from every state are selected to go to the hellhole that is Germany and in return, 100 strapping young Huns with calves the size of melons are free to invade the United States*. The lucky ones were sentenced to six months, the unlucky had to suffer through an entire year. To foster cultural exchange, those of us sentenced to one year were able to speak with those Germans unlucky enough to return after six months. While I was forced to suffer through raves in abandoned factories in Stralsund and be corrupted by perverts in Cologne, Germans seemed mystified by normal American life. For example, there was one student who ran back to Germany after two months because he experienced too much freedom. His American Host Parents were a passionate couple and would occasionally use their God-given 2nd Amendment Rights to express that passion. Most Americans are familiar with this bonding exercise, but since there is an international presence on SA I'll use the power of ASCII art to illustrate what happened. The Father (F) was in one of the bedrooms while the Mother (M) was in another bedroom. There was a hallway (=) between them and the doors to the bedrooms swung outwards (/ or \, respectively). The exchange student was sitting in the bathroom (B) when the host parents started exchanging fire. Totally normal American thing but the German totally freaked out.

F-----------B
=\============/=====
------------------------M

* In the spirit of glorious American Capitalism, Congress-Bundestag is distributed via sweet, sweet no-bid government contracts to various professional human trafficking organizations. Using sympathetic magic, the Orwellian "Youth for Understanding International" (Follow their stock: YFUI) was to decide my fate instead of the noble and restrained Herb Kohl. This was regionally based, others that were so cruelly selected by their senators were from Rotary and their families were able to hold a German hostage to ensure the American exchange student received good treatment.

Edit: ASCII diagrams are not easy.

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Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE



:nws:Reply with this Priggee :nws:

edit: Fixed smilies

Birb Katter has a new favorite as of 03:39 on Sep 10, 2014

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Shbobdb posted:

Funny story, I did the Congress-Bundestag youth exchange with Germany
[an ascii diagram in which certain letters asserted to be present in the description do not actually appear]
yo could you explain this again but without trying so hard to be cute

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

InediblePenguin posted:

yo could you explain this again but without trying so hard to be cute

I agree, I don't know what the heck you're trying to say because you're trying way too hard to be funny.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

nucleicmaxid posted:

I agree, I don't know what the heck you're trying to say because you're trying way too hard to be funny.

Don't forget this a reportable offence on Facebook.

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