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Tears In A Vial posted:Look at all you chumps spending money on wallets and doing arts and crafts with garbage. if you can't find your credit card how can the criminals? 
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Re: Using pizza cutters for everything I think it's because hipsters and yuppies bought expensive Williams Sonoma cutters and realized that they only ever get precut delivery pizza so they never get to use it. I worked with a guy who was super smug about not carrying a wallet. He couldn't explain why but he would just me "it's just not me ". He also never wore socks and only had one pair if best up chucks. He would also bitch about his feet being cold and wet in the Canadian winter. But he had a kickass vinyl collection!#lifehax have more money for your hobbies by not buying basic things like shoes or a wallet and getting your girlfriend to feed you
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twistedmentat posted:Re: Using pizza cutters for everything In my opinion it is because a lot of these "life hacks" come from housewives, and a pizza cutter is actually pretty handy to have when you have little kids. You can cut pizza into tiny pieces way easier with a pizza cutter than with a knife, same goes for waffles, pancakes, etc... Outside of that, they are pretty useless once the kids get older.
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AFewBricksShy posted:In my opinion it is because a lot of these "life hacks" come from housewives, and a pizza cutter is actually pretty handy to have when you have little kids. You can cut pizza into tiny pieces way easier with a pizza cutter than with a knife, same goes for waffles, pancakes, etc... Nonsense, you give the kids all your leftover pizza cutters and have them have a good ol' fashioned za-cutter fight so that one can establish domination over the rest.
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As someone who used to work at a pizza place, I can safely say there are things other than pizza that can be cut with a pizza cutter. I will leave what that means up to you to decide.
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Life Hack: If you see a thread that says it has 1 unread post but then you go to the thread and you don't see any unread posts its a ghost post and you must post to release it into the aether.
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Additional lifehack: If you're interested in finding out if you are a ghost, make a post during a forum hiccup on Something Awful. 
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CJacobs posted:Additional lifehack: If you're interested in finding out if you are a ghost, make a post on Something Awful. Fixed http://lifehacker.com/the-best-fixes-for-common-clothing-mishaps-when-youre-o-1632334630
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Tiggum posted:I've literally never seen a microwave installed above a stove and it sounds like it would destroy the microwave before too long. I don't see why you can't just put a normal microwave under the bench in place of a cabinet (which I have seen done) rather than getting a drawer-style one though. Every home I have lived in had the microwave wasn't over the stove, and I have never had a microwave die. Who the gently caress doesn't just deal with hairs AFTER they're done going down on someone? Pomp has a new favorite as of 19:42 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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What the gently caress is a hot towel massage?
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Sep 9, 2014 19:48
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Alterian posted:What the gently caress is a hot towel massage? It's when you use a towel to rub stringy denatured semen all over someone.
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Pomp posted:Who the gently caress doesn't just deal with hairs AFTER they're done going down on someone? Dude it takes 2 seconds to pick it out of your mouth.
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In the mood for more adult lifehacks? Let's go to AfterHours.Lifehacker.com.  That fume extractor is from Make Magazine and was designed to filter out soldering fumes, not get rid of odors. I wouldn't trust it for either, considering it's a tiny fan in a tin box with a hole in it.   The link goes to a $20 motor board that goes inline between a bullet vibe and its battery pack. I guess you could come up with some wacky gimmick to somehow get the perfect vibration pattern using a Microsoft Kinect and the Weather Underground API, but I doubt most users will do anything beyond "vibrate_fast.ino."
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TVarmy posted:The link goes to a $20 motor board that goes inline between a bullet vibe and its battery pack. I guess you could come up with some wacky gimmick to somehow get the perfect vibration pattern using a Microsoft Kinect and the Weather Underground API, but I doubt most users will do anything beyond "vibrate_fast.ino." I only recently found out this was a thing. I was turning one of our rentals in the spring and found, tucked away in a corner of a bedroom closet behind some linens the tenants left behind, a 10" purple vibrator that was plugged into an iPod. Thinking "what the hell," I booted up the iPod, and the toy happily started bzzzzing along to Daft Punk's "Robot Rock." Technology is wonderful.
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Long ago there use to be a Ivibe type vibrator that you plugged into your phone and it would vibrate with what ever music you had on. Looks like they are gone since theres no more sites for it.
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Darth Freddy posted:Long ago there use to be a Ivibe type vibrator that you plugged into your phone and it would vibrate with what ever music you had on. Looks like they are gone since theres no more sites for it. Wait so it's that game Rez?
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pik_d posted:Life Hack: If you see a thread that says it has 1 unread post but then you go to the thread and you don't see any unread posts its a ghost post and you must post to release it into the aether. stay safe, post ghost
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That tiny picture of Eric is clearly going "I was going to write about politics for the Times  "
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Finally, a site for insecure teenagers who haven't figured out how to gently caress. Was Reddit down or something?
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Can someone explain the Spock one to me.
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Decrepus posted:Can someone explain the Spock one to me. Find the man in the canoe first.
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Decrepus posted:Dude it takes 2 seconds to pick it out of your mouth. You'll never be a blowjob queen with that attitude
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Pomp posted:You'll never be a blowjob queen with that attitude You don't need attitude you need grapefruit
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Squallege posted:You don't need attitude you need grapefruit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvovI0kPhck
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gently caress, beat me to it! The best video.
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God, heterosexuals have such weird sex practices. Lifehack: Be gay, never deal with stupid hetero bullshit again.
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LeJackal posted:God, heterosexuals have such weird sex practices. Not everyone is obsessed with this goofy weird poo poo when having sex. Lifehack: Needlessly complicating sex will somehow make it better!
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Is this life hack to get a good smoker? Because I agree.
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What do you think this is?
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lovely ribs, or huge filets of some fish.
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Common bushtail possum.
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David Mitchell
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Delicious looking.
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How Rude posted:Not everyone is obsessed with this goofy weird poo poo when having sex. I thought all this poo poo seemed like a good idea... before I'd ever had sex once. Virgins make themselves so easy to spot, it's adorable. Also that kid's got a big storm coming if he thinks all women have naturally hairless inner thighs.
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Sex Hobbit posted:I thought all this poo poo seemed like a good idea... before I'd ever had sex once. Virgins make themselves so easy to spot, it's adorable. lifehack: only go down on women who have been burned in gasoline fires from the waist down; that way there won't be any hair!
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Sex Hobbit posted:I thought all this poo poo seemed like a good idea... before I'd ever had sex once. Virgins make themselves so easy to spot, it's adorable. I don't know how the spock guy thinks he's fooling anyone.
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Cum violently? Her cum blasts out and attacks whatever it hits?
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