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pseudorandom name posted:it wasn't a fix, it was a nerf -- fire used to spread infinitely, it was changed to have a finite randomized generation counter (in part because trees are randomly generated close enough to surface lava pools to spontaneously ignite) it was ok back when there were less trees. it was p loving cool when you'd be trekking around and come across a burning forest like a goddam hell scape. clear out a part of it and make a home.
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Miley Virus posted:"oh god why won't you buy me i'm just as good as him i'm such a nice guy please why do you only buy rear end in a top hat tablets for hipsters i'd treat you so much better"
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pseudorandom name posted:it wasn't a fix, it was a nerf -- fire used to spread infinitely, it was changed to have a finite randomized generation counter (in part because trees are randomly generated close enough to surface lava pools to spontaneously ignite) now that is a bug hmmm yes, my random map generator has declared right next to a pool of raging lava to be a suitable place for a forest, because trees spontaneously ignite near lava but only once they reach full size and the radiant heat won't harm them in the meantime or impact their growth
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Sep 14, 2014 17:18
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you'd think trees exposed to lava on a regular basis would eventually gain resistance to lava anyways
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Sep 14, 2014 17:20
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minecraft is poo poo you nerds lol
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Sep 14, 2014 17:27
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colbylol posted:minecraft is poo poo you nerds lol
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Sep 14, 2014 17:30
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univbee posted:now that is a bug this is true, but it also solved the problem of explaining to crying 9 year old that if you light the god damned forest on fire next to your house, of course your loving house is going to burn down you idiot
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Sep 14, 2014 17:51
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pseudorandom name posted:this is true, but it also solved the problem of explaining to crying 9 year old that if you light the god damned forest on fire next to your house, of course your loving house is going to burn down you idiot fixed bug: actions no longer have consequences
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Sep 14, 2014 19:25
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univbee posted:fire is a raging, unstoppable force under the best conditions in the real world
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Sep 14, 2014 19:37
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univbee posted:fixed bug: actions no longer have consequences
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univbee posted:fixed bug: actions no longer have consequences 
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Sep 14, 2014 19:40
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colbylol posted:minecraft is poo poo you nerds lol seriously no one cares about your idiot block tree fires
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Sep 14, 2014 20:05
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univbee posted:wait how is this a bug? fire is a raging, unstoppable force under the right conditions in the real world and your description makes it seem like it was doing exactly that in minecraft pre-"fix" one of my favorite things about "don't starve" is lighting entire forests on fire don't starve is basically minecraft with all the sperglord sandbox stuff removed. your core goal is to not die, and that's plenty difficult on its own
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Sep 14, 2014 20:31
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colbylol posted:minecraft is poo poo you nerds lol
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Sep 14, 2014 21:25
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I got a shot of the Surface Array of Failure not seen: anyone interacting with a surface
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Sep 14, 2014 22:09
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qirex posted:I got a shot of the Surface Array of Failure I haven't heard anyone refer to them as a surface yet. $500 million well spent.
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Sep 14, 2014 22:10
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qirex posted:I got a shot of the Surface Array of Failure next microsoft is going to whine they they aren't using them on air and the nfl is going to
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Sep 14, 2014 22:10
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that's in chapter 2 of my ms/nfl fanfiction please click here to buy the ebook
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Sep 14, 2014 22:11
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terry bradshaw had a stack of papers and his glasses on top of the keyboard
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Sep 14, 2014 22:12
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that image could not have any more ads in it
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Sep 14, 2014 22:12
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:that image could not have any more ads in it i'm more impressed with how many copies of each ad there are. i count at least 22 complete logos but there are only like 4 unique ones. i'm also impressed that everyone's coffee mug is perfectly logo-facing-camera
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Sep 14, 2014 22:16
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nfl has probably spent more time meeting with microsoft over branding than figuring out to how address the domestic abuse and brain damage scandals combined
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Sep 14, 2014 22:44
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i hope they find the ray rice elevator video in goodell's inbox and get him fired
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Sep 14, 2014 22:46
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no, microsoft has spent time meeting with networks over getting the brand mentioned and visible by sitting on those desks out there, the nfl has done its job from its point of view, it does not run the announcers or pre-game shows, it took the 400m for that creepy blue surface locker and let it be a thing that sits on the sidelines nascar has the same problem, fox will not even mention entire races by their full sponsored name, as the sponsor is not a fox advertiser so its a pure ms fuckup by someone thinking they had the nfl sponsorship sewn up but was then totally caught off guard when they finally realized in week 2 that they had to grease every palm the nfl product crosses along the way it is incompetence at ms in action
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Shadow Puppet Of posted:no, microsoft has spent time meeting with networks over getting the brand mentioned and visible by sitting on those desks out there, the nfl has done its job from its point of view, it does not run the announcers or pre-game shows, it took the 400m for that creepy blue surface locker and let it be a thing that sits on the sidelines Owns
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Sep 14, 2014 22:59
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eric posted:I haven't heard anyone refer to them as a surface yet. $500 million well spent. One day there will be an iPad sitting behind the Surface that the presenter will actually use.
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Sep 14, 2014 23:18
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qirex posted:I got a shot of the Surface Array of Failure
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Sep 14, 2014 23:48
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LastInLine posted:is the white surface/nfl logo on the kickstand new this week? i seem to remember it being just blue with nothing on it in week one but im in an afc area so i dont watch a lot of fox afaik pre-season it was just plain surfaces, then they added the blue cases and lettering
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Sep 14, 2014 23:50
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Sep 14, 2014 23:54
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production crews will have to script really played out and awkward set pieces involving lumia phones "and now down to jim..oh it seems the sound has broken, never mind ill call him" slowly draws large lumia phone out of pocket
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Thanks Ants posted:production crews will have to script really played out and awkward set pieces involving lumia phones lol
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Sep 15, 2014 00:06
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Shadow Puppet Of posted:next week they'll be facing outwards running bapco benchmarks
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Sep 15, 2014 00:06
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but watch them call it their "smart phone"
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"we're going to call jim down at the sidelines on his iphone" *cut to massive lumia held next to ear and crystal clear audio*
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Last Chance posted:but watch them call it their "smart phone" "i'll call him on my android" *pulls hot pink phone with LUMIA in huge lettering on both sides out of pocket*
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"hey lets get a look at you jim" starts a skype call "youre looking very clear in that facetime there"
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Last Chance posted:but watch them call it their "smart phone" Phil is that the new iphone? my daughter wants one.
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eventually there's just going to be a guy that walks out in front of the camera every 45 seconds to hold up a giant surface logo
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and then people will associate the surface name with 'the thing that gets in the way of mah football', and theyll have to call it the bingtab or something
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it'd be funny if they made them use the surface one (the first surface, the table thing) and they still were like "wow this is one huge ipad"
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