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How dare he joke on twitter!
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Dude also called out boxing idiot Floyd Maywather challenging him to read one page of a Harry Potter book so he's cool in my book.
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Sep 15, 2014 19:47
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Scyantific posted:Dude also called out boxing idiot Floyd Maywather challenging him to read one page of a Harry Potter book so he's cool in my book. His game, blood on the sand, is amazing too. A dedicated swear button, and you can upgrade your swears.
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Sep 15, 2014 20:24
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I bet he jumps off a big-rear end ramp when he takes out the trash.
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Sep 15, 2014 20:29
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Stare-Out posted:I bet he jumps off a big-rear end ramp when he takes out the trash. Driveways aren't ramps no matter how hard an 8 year old me wished it.
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Sep 15, 2014 20:49
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laxbro posted:There must be a conspiracy to convince idiots and teenagers to light themselves on fire. We would occasionally light our hands on fire in high school, but we didn't use gasoline like this loving idiot. A second or two of spray from aerosol deodorant (read: Axe, somebody always had that poo poo) on your hand, it would light and burn for a few seconds without hurting, then smother it with a towel or something. Since it used deodorant and towels, it was mostly a stunt for locker rooms or sports/band trips.
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Sep 15, 2014 21:22
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True story: when I was in college, Axe would give out literal free cases of body spray to all of the frats.
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I feel no sympathy for this person, based on his car. FogHelmut posted:True story: when I was in college, Axe would give out literal free cases of body spray to all of the frats. The smell of Axe is a good way to gently caress up your bunk.
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Sep 15, 2014 21:25
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"Never loan your car to those Duke boys," she said. I wish I'd listened.
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Sep 15, 2014 21:44
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He makes hilarious tweets on purpose, usually playing into stereotypes about rich ghetto rappers. It is awesome. In serious interviews he's always well spoken so yeah cool guy.
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Sep 15, 2014 21:51
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FogHelmut posted:True story: when I was in college, Axe would give out literal free cases of body spray to all of the frats. I was in high school taking gym when the Axe thing hit its peak. Even when the locker room was empty, the place reeked of this mix of every scent they made. It bordered on a fog. I always wanted to try lighting a match in there to see if it'd blow me off my feet.
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Sep 15, 2014 23:05
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I think this fills my schadenfreude quota for the week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7kL4MSknq8
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Sep 15, 2014 23:51
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Bip Roberts posted:I think this fills my schadenfreude quota for the week: Dear god thank you for rendering both of these men sterile, amen.
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Sep 16, 2014 00:01
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Angry Guacamole posted:I was in high school taking gym when the Axe thing hit its peak. Even when the locker room was empty, the place reeked of this mix of every scent they made. It bordered on a fog. I always wanted to try lighting a match in there to see if it'd blow me off my feet. I would have, sudden firey death being infinitely preferable to having to smell that poo poo.
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Sep 16, 2014 00:04
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Teddybear posted:Share a Coke with Legit lol'd
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Angry Guacamole posted:I was in high school taking gym when the Axe thing hit its peak. Even when the locker room was empty, the place reeked of this mix of every scent they made. It bordered on a fog. I always wanted to try lighting a match in there to see if it'd blow me off my feet. The worst were Axe Bombs. Someone would go into a classroom or hallway and empty a can of Axe then bolt. Edit: Axe was also an important tool for any teenage pothead. grenada has a new favorite as of 00:12 on Sep 16, 2014 |
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Sep 16, 2014 00:10
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Solice Kirsk posted:Driveways aren't ramps no matter how hard an 8 year old me wished it.
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laxbro posted:The worst were Axe Bombs. Someone would go into a classroom or hallway and empty a can of Axe then bolt. I hate Axe not because of the horrible smell but the terrible memories of frat guys who figured out that it would set off the fire alarms in the dorms when I was a freshman in college. They thought it was cute to spray the sensors as they left for class every morning.
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Sep 16, 2014 00:15
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That reminds me of this video, which I found a couple years ago while seeing if anything interesting and/or internet-worthy had gone down in my hometown, 25-odd years after I left it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6b54bZepoA http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manville,_New_Jersey#Flooding_problems That town is underwater more often than it's not, it seems.
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Sep 16, 2014 00:43
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laxbro posted:The worst were Axe Bombs. Someone would go into a classroom or hallway and empty a can of Axe then bolt. Pro axe bombs involved taping the top of the can and throwing it into a room like a smoke grenade.
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Sep 16, 2014 01:30
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Allen Wren posted:That reminds me of this video, which I found a couple years ago while seeing if anything interesting and/or internet-worthy had gone down in my hometown, 25-odd years after I left it. Sup Manville. My parents used to LOVE the movie theater in that town for some reason.
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Best possible outcome for this guy, drat. I love the chain reaction.
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Sep 16, 2014 02:33
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What a let down.
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Sep 16, 2014 02:38
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Phanatic posted:Make out at the game at your peril: Video down  And gently caress that skateboarder dude is lucky he didn't go headfirst into that signpost.
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Sep 16, 2014 02:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d-7zKXm32E Jesus loving h christ, that dude was lucky.     
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Sep 16, 2014 04:07
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Might as well post some catte 'freude                                bonus not cattes    
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Sep 16, 2014 04:32
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Don't get a dog excited if it hasn't been outside for a while. Alternative title: gently caress your vuvuzela. 
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Sep 16, 2014 05:07
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Hang in There, Baby
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Sep 16, 2014 06:16
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aww they're dancing.
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Memento posted:And gently caress that skateboarder dude is lucky he didn't go headfirst into that signpost.
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Sep 16, 2014 08:22
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I laugh, but if I got cornered by a cat about my size I'd probably have the exact same reaction.
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Scyantific posted:Dude also called out boxing idiot Floyd Maywather challenging him to read one page of a Harry Potter book so he's cool in my book. Hate to ruin your fun, but mayweather and 50 cent are best friends. They are such good friends they actually describe each other as inspirational figures and credit there friendship with keeping them both out of trouble. If mayweather is confident before a fight, 50 cent will bet a million on him to win. He has made a couple million doing this. They literally hang out in each other's mansions and drive each other around in sports cars. I love watching the two of them together, it lets me imagine that I'd be just like them if i was rich. I would just lounge in mansions with my no good friends, and spend my time perfecting the art that made me a millionaire. Mayweather is likely a wife beater, to the tune of being almost certainly a wife beater, 50 cent is likely an accessory to murder. The guy who shot 50 was shot to death shortly after shooting 50, while 50 was still in the hospital. Word on the street is 50 cent's friends did it, but it cant be proven. Both guys are technically pieces of poo poo, but god drat do I love the antics them boys get into. 50 and floyd pretending stacks of money are telephones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zwup4J4Zz4 Here they are loving around in the gym and showing love to the kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7alGqlHNRh8 To put the schadenfreude back on goons here is Maywether handling more money then most of us will see in our lives: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX2BfZCZVgE Here is 50 putting 2 million into a lamborgini, he even jokes about how he will have to move it after posting the video, dude is conscious about security at all times, being shot a bunch of times seems to have that effect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wIqVENjC8Q
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50 is funny as hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ8LS_AzgYI
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TheHistoryChannel posted:Mayweather is likely a wife beater, to the tune of being almost certainly a wife beater, 50 cent is likely an accessory to murder. Unrelated to 50 cent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lKwkn6JT74
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Yeah, his friendship with Floyd Mayweather is enough for me to hate 50 Cent no matter how funny his Twitter feed is. Mayweather is a piece of poo poo that is made so much worse for the fact that he is probably the best boxer in the world at the moment. He's a technically gifted boxer but he is elusive, throws powder puffs, and wins on points. That would be tolerable, though, if not for his obnoxious personality. His fights are so popular because everyone tunes in to see if this is the day he's going to lose. When he finally loses, I am going to have such a schadenfreudegasm. If he retires without a loss, the schadenfreude will be on me.
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Memento posted:Don't get a dog excited if it hasn't been outside for a while. Alternative title: gently caress your vuvuzela. The brown note
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Bip Roberts posted:I think this fills my schadenfreude quota for the week: Sweet Jesus this is wonderful.
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