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"Hey everyone, we're all gonna get slain!"
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> fart some commands into the microchip
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Sep 17, 2014 18:25
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Alfajor posted:> fart some commands into the microchip
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Alfajor posted:> fart some commands into the microchip
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Sep 17, 2014 19:13
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Sole.Sushi posted:>Using your nipples like tuning knobs, find Satan's personal frequency.  
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Sep 17, 2014 19:27
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Holy poo poo, that's the perfect Aatrek >Tune in to Yemeni Yodelers Yunited, then open your mouth to start broadcasting out loud.
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Sep 17, 2014 19:33
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>Pull a Hussie and stop taking user commands because the plot isn't going anywhere. Take the plot nowhere anyway.
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Sep 17, 2014 19:36
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Sep 17, 2014 19:37
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> tune in the local radio station playing IS IS baby, open your mouth so that they can hear it and march to them holding the isis flag
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Sep 17, 2014 19:37
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> Stealthily throw our feces at Aziz while making seagull noises.
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Sep 17, 2014 19:38
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>Focus your tuning on goatse, stare into the abyss.
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Sep 17, 2014 19:39
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Hahahaha "MODS KNEW" "plape" >take out the flag and introduce yourselves as members of the goku brigade. Just act totally chill like you're supposed to be there and everything will be ok
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Sep 17, 2014 19:39
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>Tell the guards you are the new recruits from Canada and you're here to drive one of those bitchin suicide bomb trucks.
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Sep 17, 2014 19:41
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> Throw knife at Gigantic Set of Eyes Peering Down at You
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Sep 17, 2014 20:10
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> connect truck alternator to anal microchip and stomp on the gas I don't know how motor vehicles work
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Sep 17, 2014 20:12
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>Tune your nipples to speak Arabic
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Sep 17, 2014 20:18
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Sep 17, 2014 20:30
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Regalingualius posted:
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Sep 17, 2014 20:55
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>use new satan powers to broadcast images of aatrek directly into the minds of the guards
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Sep 17, 2014 20:59
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Use the microchip in your butt to download the works of Bruce Lee into your subconscious. In a calm voice tell Caro " I know Kung-Fo" Dragon kick the first guard and then break the neck of the second.
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Sep 17, 2014 21:01
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>Quickly fashion kaffiyeh out of ISIS flag, have Caro pose as a prisoner that you are bringing in for questioning. >Act Casual as Hell
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>The guards probably know you've escaped the camp now and will be looking for you. Crap in your hands and smear it all over your exposed skin so you have a darker skin tone and will blend in better.
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Sep 17, 2014 21:07
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>get captured again with a smug expression.
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Sep 17, 2014 21:12
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>Change radio frequency to something sufficiently 90's action movie, and take out the guards.
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Sep 17, 2014 21:14
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>listen to Jock Jams failing that, >claim to be an American tourist who has gotten lost
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>kill the guards
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Sep 17, 2014 21:21
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>Imitate the sound of a falling JDAM to confuse the guards.
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Sep 17, 2014 21:26
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>put chip in your urethra and use your penis as an antenna to strengthen the signal actually, what if you stuck your newly chipped penis into Caro's anus and shared the signal WilltheMagicAsian fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Sep 17, 2014 |
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Sep 17, 2014 21:27
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Walk up to the guards with the ISIS flag, tell them you're here to deliver the new flag they ordered
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Sep 17, 2014 21:28
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>sing the penises and lollipops song by baron Vaughn
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Regalingualius posted:Holy poo poo, that's the perfect Aatrek I wish to crap I didn't know what this meant. > Listen some more.
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Sep 17, 2014 21:39
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Borden posted:Tell the guards you're their replacements. If they question your outfits say you were transferred over from the Goku division of ISIS.
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Sep 17, 2014 21:55
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> hail satan
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Sep 17, 2014 21:58
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> hail an Uber with your but microchip.
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>Listen to some GWAR and hope that Oderus hears it and comes to your aid. He was close by the mountain on the chessboard, right?
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Sep 17, 2014 22:27
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> Turn nipples to the brown note frequency
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Jonge posted:> Turn nipples to the brown note frequency
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Sep 17, 2014 22:34
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> Use your anus chip as a radio. Have Caro speak into your anus instructing the guards to go left to "check out that goat loving a camel!"
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Jonge posted:> Turn nipples to the brown note frequency
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