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Shooting Blanks posted:Gotta admit one thing about that dude, she's unlikely to ever cheat on him. Have you never seen an episode of Cheaters? There's a line of black dudes and stick armed white guys all waiting to get a piece of that.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:52 |
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He dead
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 16:41 |
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Speaking of idiots, anyone remember that airman who posted an ask/tell about nuclear weapons? Anyone remember what happened to him or have a link? Didn't he off himself after his career imploded and he ended up a broke civilian?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 11:57 |
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His name was Defense Support Party or something like that, and he posted about nuclear detection and sensor operating. He got in trouble, got put on anti-depressants, and tried to kill himself. Can't recall if he succeeded later or not.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:06 |
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Casimir Radon posted:His name was Defense Support Party or something like that, and he posted about nuclear detection and sensor operating. He got in trouble, got put on anti-depressants, and tried to kill himself. Can't recall if he succeeded later or not. Sounds like the kind of guy who can't succeed at anything.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 09:03 |
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Oops
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 13:45 |
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Further cementing my theory that Sergeant Majors are all shitbags who just stuck around long enough to get promoted.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 14:03 |
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You don't have to worry about a moostache when she's 12.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 14:04 |
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Wild T posted:You don't have to worry about a moostache when she's 12. Was he simulating fornication with his chemical respirator?
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:43 |
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The one time he manages to get proper lubricant...
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:56 |
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Some of us were recently at a bar during our TDY and some Russians, a guy and two girls, sit down next to us. This dumbass TSgt from the other wing that came with us just starts blabbing our whole story to these guys without any prompting at all. Told them what state we're from, what base we're staying at, what we're doing there, when we're leaving, etc.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:19 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Some of us were recently at a bar during our TDY and some Russians, a guy and two girls, sit down next to us. This dumbass TSgt from the other wing that came with us just starts blabbing our whole story to these guys without any prompting at all. Told them what state we're from, what base we're staying at, what we're doing there, when we're leaving, etc.
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# ? Sep 19, 2014 21:22 |
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My favorite idiot: 18 year old PFC doesn't appear in formation on Monday in Oahu, is arrested for murdering his 29 year old lover's husband on Thursday in Louisiana. He's been serving a life sentence since 2009 but it looks like they just put his old lady away for life, too. http://www.amitetoday.com/news-local-cops/huber-brown-receives-life-sentence quote:He said he first met Huber-Brown at the residence of Slater Brown’s father. He was age 17 and she was 28. Their romance ignited almost immediately, he said. He was on some reality show a few years ago, riding in a rodeo at Angola, and during one of the interviews claimed he had been to Iraq, which wasn't true. Still feel kinda bad for the dummy, though. Life is a long goddamn time and definitely not worth it over some tired trailer park poon that took your V card. He did a good George W. Bush impression.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:07 |
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I've thought about posting about it before but decided not to about 20 different times, guess I will now. SSG Gibbs from the whole "kill team" thing was a friend of mine and in my company before all of that poo poo happened. We were part of 5th Brigade's PSD for the Colonel and CSM. The reason he was in 2-1 is because he got kicked out of our company for stealing a Gator from some Canadians on KAF. A couple months after that is when he started mercing dudes with his squad. From the way he talked it sounded like he had done that kind of stuff on his previous Iraq deployments. I don't know what to really post other than that. He was a tall goofy dude from Montana and one of the mormon-but-not-really guys we had. I didn't believe it at all when I first heard about it, shocked the hell out of me. Honestly I don't give a gently caress that he was killing a bunch of Afghanis, gently caress those people I hope an asteroid wipes out that entire shithole, I was just pissed off that he did something stupid enough and got caught. If you're gonna commit war crimes don't take loving pictures of save body parts as evidence, gently caress.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:25 |
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With a name like Gibbs you can't not collect a few body bits.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:35 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Some of us were recently at a bar during our TDY and some Russians, a guy and two girls, sit down next to us. This dumbass TSgt from the other wing that came with us just starts blabbing our whole story to these guys without any prompting at all. Told them what state we're from, what base we're staying at, what we're doing there, when we're leaving, etc. I'm sure he already told whatever prostitute, at whatever brothel he was at, all the juicy details and she's already reported it back to headquarters. I'm also sure his wife has already told whatever dude that face fucks her whenever her husband is TDY all the juicy details and he's already reported it back to headquarters.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 16:38 |
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chemosh6969 posted:I'm sure he already told whatever prostitute, at whatever brothel he was at, all the juicy details and she's already reported it back to headquarters.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:37 |
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The south is old news, these days all the lunatics and idiots in the military come from Oregon, Washington and Montana .
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:56 |
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Nostalgia4ColdWar fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Mar 31, 2017 |
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50 Foot Ant posted:Dudes from O-W-M were ALWAYS the loving weirdos. confirmed. this whole area is loving weird but it's my home
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:40 |
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50 Foot Ant posted:Nowadays? Confirming the people I knew in the military that were from Montana are weirdos.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:44 |
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also don't forget all the white supremacists and end of the world survivalists from idaho
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:52 |
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Weirdest people I met were from Michigan. Always the UP.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 20:01 |
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Biggest dickheads from Pennsylvania.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 00:32 |
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Pennsylvania: The Worst State
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 00:34 |
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not caring here posted:Biggest dickheads from Pennsylvania. And they never shut up about their goddamed trailer-park of a state either. Hershey PA sucks dick, the amusement park sucks and the town smells like burnt rear end chocolate and all the locals have those dead, sunken, meth eyes. The only place worse is Pittsburgh
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 16:31 |
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seriously everybody from PA go gently caress yourselves. every single person i knew in the army from there was a cocksucking human being. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR lovely GARBAGEPILE OF A STATE.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 16:33 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:Weirdest people I met were from Michigan. The UP is like an inbred version of Canadia.
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Mike-o posted:seriously everybody from PA go gently caress yourselves. every single person i knew in the army from there was a cocksucking human being. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR lovely GARBAGEPILE OF A STATE. They don't call it Pennsatucky for nothing. All two of the decent guys I worked with from PA were both from Philly. The rest were pretty far down on the white trash spectrum.
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Arishtat posted:They don't call it Pennsatucky for nothing. All two of the decent guys I worked with from PA were both from Philly. The rest were pretty far down on the white trash spectrum. Philly is pretty much just West-Jersey. And just like Jersey, if you're from a nice suburb, chances are no one will guess you're from Jersey/PA
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 17:16 |
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I can confirm that Reading, PA is pointless except for Tastykake. That poo poo owns.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 17:18 |
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I actually really like Pittsburgh. Nice museums, nice parks, nice downtown, Carnegie Mellon. Has some good restaurants. Cheesy fries are everywhere, though, and they're revolting.
Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Sep 25, 2014 |
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We had a guy have a nervous breakdown and stop coming to work a couple years ago. Since this was the second time this had happened it was decided that it would be best if he were medically discharged. You'd think he'd have spent the last couple of years getting better or something, we don't know what he's been up to the whole time but he's pretty far off the deep end now. From what I understand this all happened within the space of 2 weeks. He got cited by the police for screaming profanities at a local business our commander is a co-owner of. A sheriffs deputy found him pulled over and acting strangely, as it turned out he had a dead owl in his trunk. He then proceeded to get out of his car and lay down in a ditch with a dead fox, and allegedly tried to stuff it's guts back in. That got him sent to a psych ward. Then he called our commander at work from the detention facility and screamed at him for 5 minutes before hanging up. We're supposed to report it if he contacts us or we see him out in the community.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:24 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE
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Nostalgia4ColdWar fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Mar 31, 2017 |
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50 Foot Ant posted:Getting out like a pro.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:37 |
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the only good thing that came from Pennsylvania and even then most of the show is filmed in LA today.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 03:32 |
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MA-Horus posted:I can confirm that Reading, PA is pointless except for Tastykake. That poo poo owns. Reading should be declared an NWB. It makes Norristown look nice.
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# ? Sep 26, 2014 04:35 |
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i was born, raised, and still somehow loving live in eastern north carolina, two hours from jacksonville one way and two hours from fayetteville the other gently caress all of you, i have it the worst, there are boot fuckheads in my town every weekend
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Admiral Bosch posted:i was born, raised, and still somehow loving live in eastern north carolina, two hours from jacksonville one way and two hours from fayetteville the other Imma get me a van. And the ill charge people a fee to pack their poo poo up, load int into that van, and take their stuff to a place that sucks slightly less than where they live now. I'll call this a moving van. I'm going to be Scrooge McDuck rich
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