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karl fungus posted:I've cut a pizza plenty of times with a normal, everyday pair of scissors. DID YOU KNOW that if you keep cutting, it goes to the other side? And that you can cut it multiple times to make slices?? MAGIC DID YOU KNOW a good quality pizza cutter is only like $5 and works much faster than a random pair of scissors from your junk drawer?
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The worst thing about that list of amazing gadgets is this photo: Who the gently caress eats a hotdog with nothing but mustard and a side of pretzels? Also  that half the products come from Thinkgeek.
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cyberia posted:Who the gently caress eats a hotdog with nothing but mustard and a side of pretzels? "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy."
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Xmas Future posted:
This isn't a terrible invention. Wine keys are helpful little gadgets but this one is way too expensive. I can get 3 for less than that. http://www.amazon.com/Best-Wine-Opener-Corkscrews-Reinforced/dp/B00JUQR4FY/ref=sr_1_17?ie=UTF8&qid=1411262164&sr=8-17&keywords=wine+key
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The MSJ posted:Speaking of which, that video shows various lifehacks for carrying concealed blades. Like one hidden in a lipstick, popular among prostitutes. Life hack: just attach a bunch of razor blades to the back of your baseball cap
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betaraywil posted:This is the most ridiculous poo poo I've ever heard of: That's actually a thing though, my mom has been using a wooden "cake tester" for as long as I remember.
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Who What Now posted:DID YOU KNOW a good quality pizza cutter is only like $5 and works much faster than a random pair of scissors from your junk drawer? A lovely, kinda dull pizza cutter is only like $1 and works much faster than a random pair of scissors from your junk drawer.
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Sep 21, 2014 02:39
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not kidding just ordered two of that mustard gun
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I'd get six, and play condiment russian roulette. 5 are condiments you put on a hotdog, 1 is something disgusting liek 1million scoville hotsauce, or siracha.
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bunnyofdoom posted:I'd get six, and play condiment russian roulette. 5 are condiments you put on a hotdog, 1 is something disgusting liek 1million scoville hotsauce, or siracha. It figures that JeffK would find siracha disgusting If you relish the thought of dual-wielding condiment guns at your next barbeque, you can buy the mustard gun at ThinkGeek.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:It figures that JeffK would find siracha disgusting Who the hell is Jeffk?
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bunnyofdoom posted:Who the hell is Jeffk? You are.
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I was thinking about putting shampoo in one and conditioner in the other (or, #lifehack buy shampoo + conditioner) and lathering up to Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead or Alive every morning. Hopefully these condiment guns can handle shampoo caliber ammo.
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Farmland Park posted:That's actually a thing though, my mom has been using a wooden "cake tester" for as long as I remember. Most people use a knife, kabob skewer, chopstick, or toothpick for this rather than buying specialized equipment that they don't need.
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Pneub posted:A lovely, kinda dull pizza cutter is only like $1 and works much faster than a random pair of scissors from your junk drawer. LIFE HACK: Use the tool that was expressly designed for the task you need to do.
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Oven-cleaning lifehack (involving boiling ammonia) puts woman in coma: Danish paper (machine translation) e: Here is an English version that has been going around  do not attempt :quote:You will need: Platystemon has a new favorite as of 04:43 on Sep 21, 2014 |
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Who What Now posted:LIFE HACK: Use the tool that was expressly designed for the task you need to do. Unless it's a cake doneness checker, then just use a toothpick.
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There are few things more satisfying than cutting a pizza apart with a pair of scissors.
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I, personally, use a knife to cut pizza because I don't own a pizza cutter and also because I am a normal human being.
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GelatinSkeleton posted:I, personally, use a knife to cut pizza because I don't own a pizza cutter and also because I am a normal human being. Wait, why is using a pizza cutter - a tool designed exclusively for the purpose of cutting a loving pizza - more weird than using a knife? I would think scissors are more common/normal than a knife.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=401K11ux_TI&t=45s
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Lifehack: clutter up your entire house with hundreds of lovely plastic junk tools that get used maybe a couple times of year because you're quirky/geeky/whimsical/ironic! All your friends will think you're the coolest Joe Schmoe on the block! Walla, enjoy your mustard gun! 
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Yes, I use scissors to cut pizza. I also use a hacksaw to slice bread and nail clippers to mince garlic, because these are all normal things that normal people do.
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Whenever I have friends coming over, I used this one weird trick that farmers hate! Toilets can be used for so much more than poo poo and pee pee. If company is coming over, put a few dozen eggs in the toilet (make sure to flush at least twice before) and place several tea lights underneath. In just a short while you will have many, many eggs that you and your friends can smash into your mouth!
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Sep 21, 2014 04:58
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Using scissors to cut pizza for serving is traditional in Rome. Buncha crazy assholes who don't know from pizza, am I right?
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Hirayuki posted:Using scissors to cut pizza for serving is traditional in Rome. Buncha crazy assholes who don't know from pizza, am I right? Pizza is from Naples 
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bunnyofdoom posted:Pizza is from Naples
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The MSJ posted:This looks like something from Surviving Edged Weapons. Here is said video,  edit: serves me for having two threads open at once 
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Hirayuki posted:Using scissors to cut pizza for serving is traditional in Rome. Buncha crazy assholes who don't know from pizza, am I right? America's been to the moon and they've invented a tool specifically for cutting pizza. America 2: Rome 0
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cyberia posted:The worst thing about that list of amazing gadgets is this photo: Looks like a bitch to clean.
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Lifehack: put a pocket knife in your pocket. If you need to cut something, take the knife back out of your pocket and cut. Walla, no more wandering around the house looking for specialized cutters that only cut pizza, dental floss, plastic contraptions, scissors, and goggles and poo poo.
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"Need something to cut that pizza with, milady?" *whips out greasy Swiss army knife, cuts self instead of pizza
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Lifehack: put a pocket knife in your pocket. If you need to cut something, take the knife back out of your pocket and cut. Walla, no more wandering around the house looking for specialized cutters that only cut pizza, dental floss, plastic contraptions, scissors, and goggles and poo poo. Why would you need a tool that cuts only goggles
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Why would you need a tool that cuts only goggles Gifts for a cyclops
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Lifehack: Most pizza places will deliver pre-sliced pizza right to your house, no knives, scissors or pizza cutters required.
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Lifehack: stop eating pizza you greasy piece of poo poo
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Picnic Princess posted:Lifehack: clutter up your entire house with hundreds of lovely plastic junk tools that get used maybe a couple times of year because you're quirky/geeky/whimsical/ironic! All your friends will think you're the coolest Joe Schmoe on the block!  For parties! Appealing.
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Ain't no party like a Nutella and Wonderbread party.
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Who needs real food when you can just eat icing Protip: I had a half loaf of wonderbread in my cupboard for 5 months and it never went moldy. I'm sure that's perfectly healthy to eat.
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