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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

off to a job interview

I...am a new tie wearing.

I like Thai tie. You like shirt?

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Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013
See Marge? I said they could deep fry my shirt!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


TMMadman posted:

I like Thai tie. You like shirt?

I got mine for half price because it was smeared.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


There are only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big, fat party animals.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Mira posted:

There are only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big, fat party animals.

He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Is there something wrong with listening to your elderly father talk about seeeeex? I had seeeex!

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Deviant posted:

off to a job interview

I...am a new tie wearing.

If you need references: Deviant is a good work guy.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Free Duff??!? Viva Life!


CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems! :guinness:

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems! :guinness:

The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Deviant posted:

off to a job interview

I...am a new tie wearing.

Put it in H!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Martytoof posted:

Put it in H!

Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise! :supaburn:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise! :supaburn:

My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise! :supaburn:

My main finger?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Deviant posted:

off to a job interview

I...am a new tie wearing.

Are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



TMMadman posted:

My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

That's Slick TMMadman for you, always with the smooth talk.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Uh, yeah, I love Grimby. Could I have some more free bumper stickers, please, dude?



All right, the mummy is ready for his mystical journey!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

My main finger?

Yes, we have that one in England, too, MondayHotDog. :britain:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?


Do you think he noticed? :ohdear:

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


MondayHotDog posted:

My main finger?

Sure, if you wanna drive the :airquote:traditional:airquote: way.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

off to a job interview

I...am a new tie wearing.

[shaves head]

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
What is this, Kill Hitler Day?

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

Do you think he noticed?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mister Kingdom posted:

What is this, Kill Hitler Day?

I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year I proved myself wrong!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Mister Kingdom posted:

What is this, Kill Hitler Day?

You killed Hitler. What did he ever do to you?! :fuckoff:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

You killed Hitler. What did he ever do to you?! :fuckoff:

Out of my way I'm Hitler! :hitler:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

You killed Hitler. What did he ever do to you?! :fuckoff:

They'll never save your brain now, Hitler! :golgo:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Ach! Das wagenphone ist ein... nuisancephone!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

[Hitler's head in a bottle]

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

[Hitler's head in a bottle]

Clean. Clean. Pistol. Uzi. Two kids posing as an adult. Oh, hey Ham.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Everyone is saying Hitler this and Hitler that, but no one is saying worship this and Jericho that.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

Everyone is saying Hitler this and Hitler that, but no one is saying worship this and Jericho that.

Actually, Do over, you and I worship the same God.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Do over Ham posted:

Everyone is saying Hitler this and Hitler that, but no one is saying worship this and Jericho that.

Do Over Ham, have you ever read this thing? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

Do Over Ham, have you ever read this thing? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

I gotta go and no foolin'!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



MondayHotDog posted:

I gotta go and no foolin'!

You quote better than you fool. :smugdog:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You quote better than you fool. :smugdog:

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. :smug:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. :smug:

This perpetual fooling machine she made is a joke. It just keeps fooling faster and faster.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

I gotta go and no foolin'!

Gotta go shake the dew off the lily.

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

Everyone is saying Hitler this and Hitler that, but no one is saying worship this and Jericho that.

Hitler, North Dakota?

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