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Deviant posted:off to a job interview I like
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 17:18 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:31 |
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See Marge? I said they could deep fry my shirt!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 17:24 |
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TMMadman posted:I like I got mine for half price because it was smeared.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 18:47 |
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There are only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big, fat party animals.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 18:53 |
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Mira posted:There are only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big, fat party animals. He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 19:12 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Is there something wrong with listening to your elderly father talk about seeeeex? I had seeeex!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 20:43 |
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 21:38 |
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Deviant posted:off to a job interview If you need references: Deviant is a good work guy.
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 22:46 |
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Free Duff??!? Viva Life!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 22:47 |
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:15 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems! The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:32 |
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Deviant posted:off to a job interview Put it in H!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:44 |
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Martytoof posted:Put it in H! Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:50 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise! My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
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# ? Sep 22, 2014 23:55 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise! My main finger?
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:40 |
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Deviant posted:off to a job interview Are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:45 |
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TMMadman posted:My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! That's Slick TMMadman for you, always with the smooth talk.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 01:01 |
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TMMadman posted:My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! Uh, yeah, I love Grimby. Could I have some more free bumper stickers, please, dude? All right, the mummy is ready for his mystical journey!
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:11 |
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MondayHotDog posted:My main finger? Yes, we have that one in England, too, MondayHotDog.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:17 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie? Do you think he noticed?
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:29 |
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MondayHotDog posted:My main finger? Sure, if you wanna drive the traditional way.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:29 |
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Deviant posted:off to a job interview [shaves head]
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:30 |
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What is this, Kill Hitler Day?
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:41 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie? Do you think he noticed?
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 02:44 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:What is this, Kill Hitler Day? I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year I proved myself wrong!
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:18 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:What is this, Kill Hitler Day? You killed Hitler. What did he ever do to you?!
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:34 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:You killed Hitler. What did he ever do to you?! Out of my way I'm Hitler!
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 04:05 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:You killed Hitler. What did he ever do to you?! They'll never save your brain now, Hitler!
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 04:27 |
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Ach! Das wagenphone ist ein... nuisancephone!
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 04:57 |
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[Hitler's head in a bottle]
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:35 |
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Do over Ham posted:[Hitler's head in a bottle] Clean. Clean. Pistol. Uzi. Two kids posing as an adult. Oh, hey Ham.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:40 |
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Everyone is saying Hitler this and Hitler that, but no one is saying worship this and Jericho that.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:52 |
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Do over Ham posted:Everyone is saying Hitler this and Hitler that, but no one is saying worship this and Jericho that. Actually, Do over, you and I worship the same God.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:53 |
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Do over Ham posted:Everyone is saying Hitler this and Hitler that, but no one is saying worship this and Jericho that. Do Over Ham, have you ever read this thing? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:55 |
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Deviant posted:Do Over Ham, have you ever read this thing? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom. I gotta go and no foolin'!
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 05:56 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I gotta go and no foolin'! You quote better than you fool.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:14 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You quote better than you fool. You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:18 |
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Do over Ham posted:You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. This perpetual fooling machine she made is a joke. It just keeps fooling faster and faster.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:25 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I gotta go and no foolin'! Gotta go shake the dew off the lily.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:31 |
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Do over Ham posted:Everyone is saying Hitler this and Hitler that, but no one is saying worship this and Jericho that. Hitler, North Dakota?
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 06:39 |