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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

T1g4h posted:

Cubes are always terrible. I cannot stand those, xBs, or Kia Souls.

Inexpensive, economical, and practical hatchbacks are never terrible.

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T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

PCOS Bill posted:

Inexpensive, economical, and practical hatchbacks are never terrible.

With styling like that, i'm gonna have to disagree.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Somewhat Heroic posted:

I'm going to give this a pass for the subtlety and for it being a white car. Here in Utah the plates are now a mix of letters and numbers. It used to be 3 numbers (space) 3 letters.

Bonus points if it's a science teacher.

I was kind of torn between this being awesome or terrible, but if you're smart enough to make that joke, you're smart enough to get the first bit on the plate then finish it off with a sharpie after.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I love this one if only for how individual it is...


The yellow thing around the intake is a Lego head Lego bucket.



Shifter






It has bags too and this is the reservoir in the boot/trunk:

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Disgruntled Bovine posted:



Saw a Jetta treated in a similar fashion earlier in the day but I was driving at the time. My GF's area seems to be a Mecca for this crap. Sadly I didn't get his long thin upward thrusting tailpipes in this shot, they must have stuck out at least 6" from the rear bumper, it was almost a weak attempt at bosozoku.

Edit: Changed giant robots to holy land.

What is the obsession with putting C4 Corvette wheels on stanced cars?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I assume they're dirt cheap to get ahold of.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

Don't lie; you whispered sweet nothings in it's rear window.

Also tear off the winch and send it to me because they don't deserve it and I can't afford it.

I don't really like wranglers actually :v:

This only belongs in this thread because he didn't park as close to the jackass in the 'vette as he should have.


e: err, zombie outbreak response team sticker on back window. Owner is a stupid manchild and this belongs in this thread for two reasons I guess.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

T1g4h posted:

Cubes are always terrible. I cannot stand those, xBs, or Kia Souls.

http://www.diymobileaudio.com/forum/build-logs-project-install-gallery/142923-scipunk-steampunk-themed-scion-low-end-audio-now.html




I actually don't hate the door panels.

Asshole Bicycle
Nov 4, 2007

xzzy posted:

I assume they're dirt cheap to get ahold of.

Cheap and wide. I almost put a set on my e34.

Theris
Oct 9, 2007

PCOS Bill posted:

Inexpensive, economical, and practical hatchbacks are never terrible.

In a world where there's a number of inexpensive, economical, and practical hatchbacks that don't look like...that: Yes, the xB/Soul/Cube is pretty loving terrible.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Whenever I go to see my brother we take the multipla and park it in front of his house, because the looks upset him so much. I can see why someone would choose a soul or xb, is what I'm saying.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

rear end in a top hat Bicycle posted:

Cheap and wide. I almost put a set on my e34.

I actually think the C4 wheels are very nice looking, it's just odd that the stancecrew seems to be enthralled by them.

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
I thought this license plate would apply as terrible.

BoostCreep
May 3, 2004

Might I ask where you keep your forced induction accessories?
Grimey Drawer
An ex-lady friend just texted me because her 97 Explorer just overheated and died in the middle of rush hour. Her dad said that you are supposed to pour water on an engine when it overheats to cool it down, so she bought a gallon of water, popped the hood, and dumped it on the engine.

Notice I said ex-lady friend.

Amazing how car dumb the general population is.

Edit:
Just two weeks ago I said she should sell the thing while it still runs since it's at 205k miles and probably won't make it much longer without a pretty expensive problem. I said the same thing to my brother months before his 02 Outback blew a head gasket.

Moral of the story: LISTEN TO YOUR CAR GUY FRIENDS.

BoostCreep fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Sep 23, 2014

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

BoostCreep posted:

An ex-lady friend just texted me because her 97 Explorer just overheated and died in the middle of rush hour. Her dad said that you are supposed to pour water on an engine when it overheats to cool it down, so she bought a gallon of water, popped the hood, and dumped it on the engine.

Notice I said ex-lady friend.

Amazing how car dumb the general population is.

Edit:
Just two weeks ago I said she should sell the thing while it still runs since it's at 205k miles and probably won't make it much longer without a pretty expensive problem. I said the same thing to my brother months before his 02 Outback blew a head gasket.

Moral of the story: LISTEN TO YOUR CAR GUY FRIENDS.
Sooooo what part of the engine broke in half?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

BoostCreep posted:

An ex-lady friend just texted me because her 97 Explorer just overheated and died in the middle of rush hour. Her dad said that you are supposed to pour water on an engine when it overheats to cool it down, so she bought a gallon of water, popped the hood, and dumped it on the engine.

Notice I said ex-lady friend.

Did she die or did dumping a gallon of water on a hot engine make her grow a penis?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I would guess that by the time she walked to a store to get a gallon of water and walked back, the engine had cooled enough that it didn't crack anything. Still stupid though.

Unless she had a gallon of water in the trunk for the eventuality. :downs:

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

BoostCreep posted:

An ex-lady friend just texted me because her 97 Explorer just overheated and died in the middle of rush hour. Her dad said that you are supposed to pour water on an engine when it overheats to cool it down, so she bought a gallon of water, popped the hood, and dumped it on the engine.

I ran across a coworker on the side of the road the other day. Car had died out of nowhere, his limited english told me it was "too hot". The overflow was empty, but I didn't hear anything odd. I jumped in, turned on the key, and the temp gauge was sitting right at 1/3. Wouldn't turn over... until I put it in park, then it fired right up. :downsgun:

Gauge was at the same mark when he pulled back into the parking lot at work (half a mile down the road), but it was boiling and spitting rusty water out of the overflow. :iiam:

I was amazed it hasn't dropped a valve yet (this is the 3rd time it's died from overheating in the past month), but apparently all of the Contours got a Zetec engine; I assumed it was the CVH.

BoostCreep
May 3, 2004

Might I ask where you keep your forced induction accessories?
Grimey Drawer

xzzy posted:

I would guess that by the time she walked to a store to get a gallon of water and walked back, the engine had cooled enough that it didn't crack anything. Still stupid though.

Unless she had a gallon of water in the trunk for the eventuality. :downs:

It happened on Sunset Blvd in the middle of Los Angeles. She couldn't have been more than a few blocks from a gas station or 7-11. She did say a huge blast of steam came off the engine, so it was definitely still pretty hot. Obviously the exhaust manifolds.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

some texas redneck posted:

Gauge was at the same mark when he pulled back into the parking lot at work (half a mile down the road), but it was boiling and spitting rusty water out of the overflow. :iiam:

When my Vauxhall nova (lovely stereotypical boy racer hatchback) overheated and died in the fast lane overtaking lane of the m6 I discovered my temp gauge had been frigged with a resistor to always read warm. I hadn't previously noticed because I was young and dumb. Replacing the water pump was easier than it would have been to frig the gauge, but probably cost £20 more, so I can see the PO's priorities.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n80hyokbPMQ

It looks like they've done this a couple times.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n80hyokbPMQ

It looks like they've done this a couple times.

That is dedication to a look, for sure.

Slow is Fast
Dec 25, 2006

sofullofhate posted:

That is dedication to a look, for sure.

It's a lifestyle man, you wouldnt understand.

:jerkbag:

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

sofullofhate posted:

That is dedication to a look, for sure.

Is one guy wearing socks pulled up over track pants?

Killstick
Jan 17, 2010

Snowdens Secret posted:

Is one guy wearing socks pulled up over track pants?

It's a lifestyle man, you wouldnt understand.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Tire blew out and I got stuck on this tiny-rear end shoulder



Least I had my camp chair and Kindle while AAA came.

Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004

Wasabi the J posted:

Tire blew out and I got stuck on this tiny-rear end shoulder

You don't carry a spare?

Crab Ran
Mar 6, 2006

Don't try me.

Astonishing Wang posted:

You don't carry a spare?

There wasn't room in the trunk for a spare tire and a spare life, I assume.

General_Failure
Apr 17, 2005
I couldn't get a picture but yesterday I saw an EA or EB Ford Falcon with a set of correct or perhaps slightly larger diameter mud tyres on it and a worklight on the back. I hope these people spend their time thrashing it mercilessly around the bush. Awesome thing to do to a terrible car. Only thing better is landfill.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Astonishing Wang posted:

You don't carry a spare?

I do, but AAA could move it to a safer place and swap it for free so I just called them.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Astonishing Wang posted:

You don't carry a spare?

His travelling companion would escape if he opened the trunk.

aventari
Mar 20, 2001

I SWIFTLY PENETRATED YOUR MOMS MEAT TACO WHILE AGGRESSIVELY FONDLING THE UNDERSIDE OF YOUR DADS HAIRY BALLSACK, THEN RIPPED HIS SAUSAGE OFF AND RAMMED IT INTO YOUR MOMS TAILPIPE. I JIZZED FURIOUSLY, DEEP IN YOUR MOMS MEATY BURGER WHILE THRUSTING A ANSA MUFFLER UP MY GREASY TAILHOLE
You don't belong here

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

aventari posted:

You don't belong here

We don't have an Automotive Sensibility subforum, so here I shall stay with my terrible car stuff.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
Being fully-prepared for everything is for going offroad or into the wilderness. Use AAA if poo poo happens in a city where poo poo isn't going down, your life will be easier and there's no street cred to gain changing a tire on the side of a busy road.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Wasabi the J posted:

We don't have an Automotive Sensibility subforum, so here I shall stay with my terrible car stuff.

Well I do own automotivesanity.com :v:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
yeah I'm as gearhead as they come but I ain't changing a tire on the interstate if I can help it

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
I'd rather change a transmission than a tire on the side of the road, at least then I'm under the truck instead of between it and the lane-wandering retards texting in the right lane. I've seen two of them literally centered on the white solid line (well, mostly, wandering a few feet to each side) in the last day. That's instant death and/or fireball when they plow into you and sideswipe your broken down car at 65.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
I once came across a guy changing a tire in the middle of a 3 lame highway. It was in a spot with no shoulder but he could have driven about 500ft to an offramp. Lots of traffic around him doing 80-100km/h.

dphi
Jul 9, 2001
Slightly torn on this one, but I'll put it here since I found it on Stanceworks...







It's a Toyota Celica with a kit

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

dphi posted:

Slightly torn on this one, but I'll put it here since I found it on Stanceworks...







It's a Toyota Celica with a kit

Can't hate it. Looks well done.

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