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Ivor Biggun posted:In Donnie Darko none of the pointless bullshit in the movie actually happens and Donnie dies after a jet engine falls on his house. ----------------
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In Lincoln Steven Spielberg teaches you that it is possible to make a movie where no matter how horribly boring and lacking in entertainment value somehow rotten tomatoes will still give it 90% because its by Spielberg, has Daniel Day Lewis in it, and it's about an iconic American President. It's the most boring piece of trash you will ever watch. I was not even sure it was possible to make something as boring as this even with only C-list actors let alone DDL. It is a bunch of boring political narratives one after another with no high points whatsoever. It is a movie where if you were in elementary school in History class and the teacher put it on as a "movie day" the entire class would be begging the teacher to turn it off and let them read six chapters of their textbooks instead. ----------------
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in taxi driver robert de niro decides to kill emperor palpatine but then aborts and goes to shoot a pimp and becomes a hero instead
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In Willow a midget kills the main bad guy w/ an acorn.
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In the new TMNT, the yellow wearing turtle wants to have beast/reptilian sex with a female human that used to own him as a pet.
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elysium is just like district nne except the aliens are black people
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In Dreamcatcher, Morgan Freeman and Tom Sizemore play some badass Xenohunting team that is searching for some aliens in Alaska. Said aliens have infested a group of four guys who are staying in a cabin in the mountains. Said aliens infest their host by crawling up their rear end. What is unbelievable is not only that they got Morgan Freeman to act in this piece of poo poo but that you can get a pillow-sized, slug alien shoved up your rear end and not leave you walking like John Wayne. Also, the good alien resides in the body of their
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Runaktla posted:This is p much what I got from it. I thought it was if you let yourself die a child pornographer would get away?
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TerryLennox posted:In Dreamcatcher, Morgan Freeman and Tom Sizemore play some badass Xenohunting team that is searching for some aliens in Alaska. Said aliens have infested a group of four guys who are staying in a cabin in the mountains. Said aliens infest their host by crawling up their rear end. What is unbelievable is not only that they got Morgan Freeman to act in this piece of poo poo but that you can get a pillow-sized, slug alien shoved up your rear end and not leave you walking like John Wayne. Also, the good alien resides in the body of their That was probably the dumbest movie/book I have read from Stephen King. And I have absorbed alot of Stephen King media
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TerryLennox posted:In Dreamcatcher, Morgan Freeman's eyebrows and Tom Sizemore play some badass Xenohunting team that is searching for some aliens in Alaska. Said aliens have infested a group of four guys who are staying in a cabin in the mountains. Said aliens infest their host by crawling up their rear end. What is unbelievable is not only that they got Morgan Freeman to act in this piece of poo poo but that you can get a pillow-sized, slug alien shoved up your rear end and not leave you walking like John Wayne. Also, the good alien resides in the body of their 
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as always he did good as a character in a movie.
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At the end of Game of Thrones lots of people die, but everything stays pretty much the same with new people to fight over the thrones. Ice monsters and dragons do some stuff, but just like the rest of the series they really don't have much influence on anything. Also, leading up to the end main characters are killed off so that less interesting characters are introduced.
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:That was probably the dumbest movie/book I have read from Stephen King. And I have absorbed alot of Stephen King media I especially hate that Dreamcatcher was set in loving Derry of all places. IT is my favorite piece of King media and while I'm ok with never getting a sequel it bug me that the most direct follow-up to IT was so nakedly unrelated to anything established in IT.
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NakedWithCandy posted:At the end of Game of Thrones lots of people die, but everything stays pretty much the same with new people to fight over the thrones. Ice monsters and dragons do some stuff, but just like the rest of the series they really don't have much influence on anything. Also, leading up to the end main characters are killed off so that less interesting characters are introduced. This is the worst Spoiler I have seen in a while.
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at the end of noah he doesnt kill his grandkid because hes too much of a puss to do gods work allah ackbar
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:This is the worst Spoiler I have seen in a while. Arya goes blind.
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mind the walrus posted:I especially hate that Dreamcatcher was set in loving Derry of all places. IT is my favorite piece of King media and while I'm ok with never getting a sequel it bug me that the most direct follow-up to IT was so nakedly unrelated to anything established in IT. You haven't read a lot of King Media have you. Alot of it is set in derry. Or at least the surrounding places.
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mind the walrus posted:I especially hate that Dreamcatcher was set in loving Derry of all places. IT is my favorite piece of King media and while I'm ok with never getting a sequel it bug me that the most direct follow-up to IT was so nakedly unrelated to anything established in IT. good news 11/22/63 spends like a fifth of the book in Derry and it's dope, some of the kids even make an appearance
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:This is the worst Spoiler I have seen in a while. Game of thrones is the worst so it fits.
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mind the walrus posted:Arya goes blind. She comes back from it.
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Harrower posted:Grover is the monster at the end of the book
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Every M. Night Shamalamanama's films end exactly the way you expect ithey will.
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:She comes back from it. Well you either saw what I was doing and decided to ruin it, or you didn't and are just retarded. Either way screw you. ...of SCIENCE! posted:good news 11/22/63 spends like a fifth of the book in Derry and it's dope, some of the kids even make an appearance Oh yeah, there is that. Forgot about that one. Pumpy Muffinz posted:You haven't read a lot of King Media have you. Alot of it is set in derry. Or at least the surrounding places. It's mostly the surrounding areas actually. Very few are set in Derry proper.
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If you see In The Electric Mist on NetFlix and think that Tommy Lee Jones and John Goodman wouldn't both sign on to be in an incomprehensible, boring rear end shell of a movie that was basically Bad Lieutenant with everything interesting in it stripped out you will turn out, in the end, to be wrong.
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Oh yeah, spoil it: Tommy Lee Jones saw two dudes in Louisiana shoot a black guy 50 years ago and when he finds out who it was they steal his daughter and he kills them.
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mind the walrus posted:It's mostly the surrounding areas actually. Very few are set in Derry proper. Eww. You're Welsh!
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Anyone seen Rage with Nic Cage. The boyfriend shot her in the face. e. poo poo movie don't ever watch it.
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EnabledAssman posted:Anyone seen Rage with Nic Cage. unless you are the boyfriend, no one cares.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:good news 11/22/63 spends like a fifth of the book in Derry and it's dope, some of the kids even make an appearance 11/22/63 made me able to forgive King for the last three Dark Tower books, that should tell you how good it is
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A Long Way Down posted:11/22/63 made me able to forgive King for the last three Dark Tower books, that should tell you how good it is thw last three were pretty bad.
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in movei a thing happens and goosn post shittily about it. gently caress you.
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:in movei a thing happens and goosn post shittily about it. gently caress you. I see you've been playing the "drink until Silver Linings Playbook becomes enjoyable" game
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Wild Wild West - Hamlet is a spider and you see Will Smith's characters balls
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Tusk - justin long gets turned into a walrus and thats pretty funny
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I worked at Blockbuster when Norbit came out on DVD and all 330 copies were rented at the end of the night and that's how I decided my life had spiraled out of control and I hated everyone and that was the only job I decided I would get fired rather than just quit.
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mooyashi posted:Wild Wild West - Hamlet is a spider and you see Will Smith's characters balls Really? I don't remember that? I kinda want to see The Fresh Prince's balls
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Edit wait can you post balls in GBS now or what.
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Wait more important CAN YOU POST IMG - TIMELINE?!
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mooyashi posted:I worked at Blockbuster when Norbit came out on DVD and all 330 copies were rented at the end of the night and that's how I decided my life had spiraled out of control and I hated everyone and that was the only job I decided I would get fired rather than just quit. I worked at blockbuster and during orientation the hiring guy told us about how much our customers hate us. also my store manager spent 3 hours crying openly while putting up ads so I decided it was best I never went back to work.
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In Magic Magic you will never ever find out what is causing all the weirdness, why Juno Temple has been abruptly shipped off to her cousin's house or anything at all. Even if you watch the full credits with the assumption that there must be a cutscene that explains at least something. This leaves you with a film in which a group of selfish young adults whine and attention seek for the full running time, without even a horrible murder for light relief. Like reading a 20 year old's facebook page really.
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