- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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@ur birthday party blow out the candles on ur cake and get supr srs .. look straight @the ground all srs say, "mom, dad. my birthday wish came true." then make eye contact. "i birthday wished i was gay."
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Sep 25, 2014 21:34
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- Adbot
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May 25, 2024 14:25
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- i am he
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ya, somebody...
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Sep 25, 2014 21:35
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- i am he
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figure out that santa isn't real and that youre parents read the letters you write to him. then ask him for reall y gay phallic stuff like tv remotes and beer bottles.
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Sep 25, 2014 21:36
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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i just remembered urs about the gay monster @ midnight and then its u and u said its me i am gay dad but not a monster lol
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Sep 25, 2014 21:38
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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go on judge judy an d countersue for being gay. let her read the counterclaim out loud and then be like that is true judge judy ur honor
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Sep 25, 2014 21:39
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- i am he
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crawl under your parents bed covers while theyre sleeping and when they ask you whats wrong are you scared say "ya, i'm scared, scared of being scared straight, because im gay.'
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Sep 25, 2014 21:47
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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crawl under your parents bed covers while theyre sleeping and when they ask you whats wrong are you scared say "ya, i'm scared, scared of being scared straight, because im gay.'
lmao doin dis
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Sep 25, 2014 21:55
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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buy a jeep and tell ppl "its a gay thing u wuldnt understand"
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Sep 25, 2014 21:56
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- Ball Cupper
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~beautiful in my own way~
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Help! My self-suck video has gone VIRAL!!!
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Sep 25, 2014 22:00
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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mom dad can bugs be gay bc if so lets say i could be a bug
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Sep 25, 2014 22:02
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- GrouchyBuffalo
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Jus' Grazin'
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start wearing a cravat
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Sep 25, 2014 22:29
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- FartGhost
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Stand in a closet and masturbate with your penis aimed out of it, when your parents ask what you're doing say you did it symbolically
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Sep 25, 2014 22:38
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- A Time To Chill
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knock knock
who's there?
i'm gay
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Sep 25, 2014 22:46
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- cuntman.net
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slowly take your bfs shirt of while making out with ihm this probably wont let your parents know but it cant hurt
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Sep 25, 2014 22:56
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- ron color
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daddy meet daddy
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Sep 25, 2014 22:59
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- cuntman.net
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what if your bf is your dad
in that case you go out with a girl so he lets his guard down then later you go psych im gay after all
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Sep 25, 2014 23:03
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- Pinche Rudo
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Move to San Francisco
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Sep 25, 2014 23:04
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- GEExCEE
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dress up as a burglar, and get a gun and hold up your parents at gunpoint and act wild and unpredictable so they're scared you'll shoot and your dad makes a break for your gun and you shoot it and a little flag comes out and it says "I'm gay" and you take the mask off and its you
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Sep 25, 2014 23:17
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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dad are you sitting down? good so am i
on a penis
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Sep 26, 2014 01:22
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- verily carefree
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the pizza one
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Sep 26, 2014 01:25
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- Pinche Rudo
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Look at my diseased gay cock dad, I LEARNED THIS FROM YOU!
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Sep 26, 2014 01:30
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- Adbot
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May 25, 2024 14:25
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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Write "I am gay" in your own feces all over the walls of your parents' house
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Sep 26, 2014 01:33
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