someobdy already did this but lets do it agn:best ways to tell parnts u gay

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

@ur birthday party blow out the candles on ur cake and get supr srs .. look straight @the ground all srs say, "mom, dad. my birthday wish came true." then make eye contact. "i birthday wished i was gay."

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:34

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i am he

ya, somebody...

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:35

i am he

figure out that santa isn't real and that youre parents read the letters you write to him. then ask him for reall y gay phallic stuff like tv remotes and beer bottles.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:36

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i just remembered urs about the gay monster @ midnight and then its u and u said its me i am gay dad but not a monster lol

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:38

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

go on judge judy an d countersue for being gay. let her read the counterclaim out loud and then be like that is true judge judy ur honor

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:39

hemale in pain

'accidentally' leave your door open when loving your bf

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:45

i am he

crawl under your parents bed covers while theyre sleeping and when they ask you whats wrong are you scared say "ya, i'm scared, scared of being scared straight, because im gay.'

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:47

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i am he posted:

crawl under your parents bed covers while theyre sleeping and when they ask you whats wrong are you scared say "ya, i'm scared, scared of being scared straight, because im gay.'

lmao doin dis

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:55

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

buy a jeep and tell ppl "its a gay thing u wuldnt understand"

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:56

pig slut lisa: irl is good

when u live on a farm n u turn 16 n ur dad's like "ok son time to do the tradition" and ur like "i don't wanna do the tradition" n he's like "son we've passed this tradition down from generation 2 generation, u WILL do the tradition" n u start crying because the tradition is u gently caress the old mare but u are disgusted by the old mare, u wanna gently caress the hot stallion. n wen ur dad figures out why ur crying he starts to cry 2 because now the tradition is broken 4ever.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 21:56

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

Help! My self-suck video has gone VIRAL!!!

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:00

pig slut lisa: irl is good

never mind... thought this said "worst"not "best"

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:00

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

mom dad can bugs be gay bc if so lets say i could be a bug

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:02

GoodbyeTurtles

lie down on your back on the floor or couch & watch TV with your parents, make sure that your wearin loose pants & pop a boner when a hunky dude appears onscreen, make sure they know youre aroused, maybe moan a little & say 'that guy is gettin me horned uuuuuup' & rub your dick a bit, soon, you wont even have to say anythin & they'll just know

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:26

GrouchyBuffalo: Jus' Grazin'

start wearing a cravat

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:29

hemale in pain

leave ur copies of men health+box of tissues on your desk

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:29

FartGhost

Stand in a closet and masturbate with your penis aimed out of it, when your parents ask what you're doing say you did it symbolically

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:38

A Time To Chill

knock knock

who's there?

i'm gay

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:46

cuntman.net

slowly take your bfs shirt of while making out with ihm this probably wont let your parents know but it cant hurt

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:56

hemale in pain

Sleepy Owl posted:

slowly take your bfs shirt of while making out with ihm this probably wont let your parents know but it cant hurt

what if your bf is your dad

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:57

ron color

daddy meet daddy

# ? Sep 25, 2014 22:59

cuntman.net

hemale in pain posted:

what if your bf is your dad

in that case you go out with a girl so he lets his guard down then later you go psych im gay after all

# ? Sep 25, 2014 23:03

Pinche Rudo

Move to San Francisco

# ? Sep 25, 2014 23:04

GEExCEE

dress up as a burglar, and get a gun and hold up your parents at gunpoint and act wild and unpredictable so they're scared you'll shoot and your dad makes a break for your gun and you shoot it and a little flag comes out and it says "I'm gay" and you take the mask off and its you

# ? Sep 25, 2014 23:17

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

dad are you sitting down? good so am i

on a penis

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:22

verily carefree

the pizza one

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:25

Pinche Rudo

Look at my diseased gay cock dad, I LEARNED THIS FROM YOU!

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:30

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les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

Write "I am gay" in your own feces all over the walls of your parents' house

# ? Sep 26, 2014 01:33

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