The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Oh oh oh! you see, the kids these days, they listen to the Rap music! Which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't KNOW what the jazz is all about!

Pokeyman? Pokeyman? The guy withthe thing he comes outta the thing and AAH AAH AAH AAH

# ? Sep 26, 2014 03:05

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# ? May 10, 2024 15:34

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Pokeyman? Pokeyman? The guy withthe thing he comes outta the thing and AAH AAH AAH AAH

I oughta replace it right now with that Chinese cartoon with the robots that turn into... blingwads! But I'm a lazy, lazy man.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 03:45

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Do over Ham posted:

Menu boy no be coward, like shrimp; menu boy be brave, like prawn.

Your laugh is incorrect, Meganaut! Activate Prawn Power!

# ? Sep 26, 2014 04:44

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Lord Hydronium posted:

Your laugh is incorrect, Meganaut! Activate Prawn Power!

Major Nougat! Coco! Gooey! Put down those entertaining Mattel Toys. Colonel Kataffy is up to his old tricks!

# ? Sep 26, 2014 04:52

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Major Nougat! Coco! Gooey! Put down those entertaining Mattel Toys. Colonel Kataffy is up to his old tricks!

IMJack, I told you, it's over. Release me from your Kung-Fu Grip.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 05:06

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

Major Nougat! Coco! Gooey! Put down those entertaining Mattel Toys. Colonel Kataffy is up to his old tricks!

Paging Mr. Goodbar...The front desk is looking for Mr. Goodbar...

# ? Sep 26, 2014 07:40

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Root Bear posted:

Paging Mr. Goodbar...The front desk is looking for Mr. Goodbar...

I repeat, we are out of BORT license plates.

# ? Sep 26, 2014 07:51

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

You Thai Now

You quitter! [sing-song:] Quitter boy! Quitter boy!

I'm sorry.

Now restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.

Hey, man, this job is too dangerous.

Menu boy no be coward, like shrimp; menu boy be brave, like prawn.

He's like a Young Me!

# ? Sep 26, 2014 08:45

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

CatchrNdRy posted:

He's like a Young Me!

What did I do to deserve this?

Oh right...

# ? Sep 26, 2014 14:25

I Love Loosies: Jan 4, 2013

Jerusalem posted:

I repeat, we are out of BORT license plates.

Are you talking to me?

# ? Sep 26, 2014 18:02

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

He's like a Young Me!

I'm a guy like me!

# ? Sep 26, 2014 18:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

General Bort posted:

Are you talking to me?

Perhaps this CharlieFoxBort is related? :shobon:

# ? Sep 26, 2014 22:55

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Applewhite posted:

What did I do to deserve this?

Oh right...

Oh, that's gonna cost me!

# ? Sep 26, 2014 23:01

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

General Bort posted:

Are you talking to me?

No, my goon sock puppet account is also named Bort.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 00:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Do over Ham posted:

No, my goon sock puppet account is also named Bort.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 00:09

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

# ? Sep 27, 2014 00:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

That was unpleasant for all concerned.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 00:37

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

sock puppet

Where, where?!!!

# ? Sep 27, 2014 01:25

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Where, where?!!!

Red room.

Over there.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 01:29

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Where, where?!!!

Drink-Mix, your mortal enemy is on the radio!

# ? Sep 27, 2014 01:40

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:06

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CatchrNdRy posted:

"Yes! Yes! Yes! This rocks!"

# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:14

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

"Yes! Yes! Yes! This rocks!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_obQdGYV-Y

# ? Sep 27, 2014 02:22

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Drink-Mix, your mortal enemy is on the radio!

Rakes: my old arch enemy.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 09:00

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Hey, we've only done the eyes.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 15:56

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Everything Counts posted:

Drink-Mix, your mortal enemy is on the radio!

Time for more DEEEmentia with Dr. DEEEmento!

# ? Sep 27, 2014 16:53

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Rakes: my old arch enemy.

Glad to rake your acquaintance!

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

# ? Sep 27, 2014 18:52

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

Glad to rake your acquaintance!

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

TMMadman, these new "finger razors" make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church!

# ? Sep 27, 2014 19:23

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

After The War posted:

TMMadman, these new "finger razors" make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church!

After, have you looked into any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 20:32

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

After The War posted:

TMMadman, these new "finger razors" make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church!

You've mastered a dead tongue. But cannae handle a live one?!

# ? Sep 27, 2014 20:33

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

You've mastered a dead tongue. But cannae handle a live one?!

I cut my tongue on these pancakes. :smith:

# ? Sep 27, 2014 20:44

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I cut my tongue on these pancakes.

The children are right to laugh at you CharlieFoxtrot, these scissors couldn't cut butter.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 20:47

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I cut my tongue on these pancakes.

Ooh! A blasting cap!

# ? Sep 27, 2014 20:56

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I cut my tongue on these pancakes.

Wait wait wait wait, back up a bit.

When are the pancakes coming in the mail?

# ? Sep 27, 2014 21:17

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Mira posted:

Wait wait wait wait, back up a bit.

When are the pancakes coming in the mail?

These aren't waffles, they're just square pancakes.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:21

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CatchrNdRy posted:

These aren't waffles, they're just square pancakes.

Well I'm sorry honey but the waffle iron's in the shop!

# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:47

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

Well I'm sorry honey but the waffle iron's in the shop!

_{Waffle iron's been in the shop forever...}

# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:54

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I cut my tongue on these pancakes.

So I said, "So if this is the House of Pancakes, then how come I can't eat the walls?"

# ? Sep 28, 2014 00:25

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

After The War posted:

TMMadman, these new "finger razors" make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church!

Say your prayers, Simpson...

...because the schools can't force you like they should!

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

So I said, "So if this is the House of Pancakes, then how come I can't eat the walls?"

Drink-Mix Man, stop gnawing on the drywall!

# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:11

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