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pandaK posted:No you're supposed to stick a whole leek up your butt No, it's a half of a raw white onion that goes up the butt. Sucks out the toxins.
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I used to have a local Subway that would, consistently, run out of bread at least 3 hours before closing time because the manager believed that preparing extra bread would be a waste of resources. This meant that they had subs on offer all day, until diner time came around. Then they could offer you a salad or maybe, if you're "lucky," a piece of terrible flatbread. Somehow, this place is still in business.
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Sep 27, 2014 10:53
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Picnic Princess posted:No, it's a half of a raw white onion that goes up the butt. Sucks out the toxins. How are these toxins getting into our butts? Makes u think...
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Sep 27, 2014 12:58
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:How are these toxins getting into our butts? Makes u think... If you'd just keep up with your weekly butt-candling regimen none of this would be a problem.
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Sep 27, 2014 13:35
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   Well, the lime juice dripping into your eyes will certainly take your mind off your other problems.
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Sep 27, 2014 15:00
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I still don't know the point of the cupcake hack, it just makes it a different sort of mess.
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Sep 27, 2014 15:06
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Incubate chickens while you surf the net. Urban agriculture!
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Sep 27, 2014 15:21
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This one would probably work at least a little because it'd give the vents more room to blow the air instead of just being on a flat surface; but at the same time, if your laptop is blistering hot to the point where you need an egg carton to vent the air and cool it down, you probably should stop playing crysis 3 at max settings on your old Windows XP Sony Vaio.
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Sep 27, 2014 15:34
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CJacobs posted:This one would probably work at least a little because it'd give the vents more room to blow the air instead of just being on a flat surface; but at the same time, if your laptop is blistering hot to the point where you need an egg carton to vent the air and cool it down, you probably should stop playing crysis 3 at max settings on your old Windows XP Sony Vaio. 
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Sep 27, 2014 15:39
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KiteAuraan posted:Lifehack: Adopt agriculture or better yet become a specialist supported by agriculturalists. Agriculture is harder than hunting and gathering but you're guaranteed to get food unlike The Deer Run-Down Hunt Tribe over the hill. If you're a specialist you don't have to work, just make tools and jewelry so try to get a skill and really hack your life! Lifehack: Hungry but there are no animals nearby and agriculture would take too long? Other humans can be used as a substitute source of food. One human can sustain you for up to a week when prepared properly. Just remember to call it "long pork" when asked. 
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Sep 27, 2014 15:49
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I'm sure a human can sustain you for longer than a week
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Sep 27, 2014 15:50
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niethan posted:I'm sure a human can sustain you for longer than a week Pretty sure he's talking about eating hunter/gatherer peoples (the caveman diet), and not Americans
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Sep 27, 2014 15:54
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Croccers posted:A lot of my mates have somehow ruined the cooling on their laptops so they constantly overheat for not much reason. But you can go to most cheapo stores and get a cheap plastic laptop stand that has a fan and you plug in the USB port so Or take 20 minutes, open the thing up, and clean the heat exchanger and fan for free
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Sep 27, 2014 16:06
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Randalor posted:Lifehack: Hungry but there are no animals nearby and agriculture would take too long? Other humans can be used as a substitute source of food. One human can sustain you for up to a week when prepared properly. Just remember to call it "long pork" when asked. Would you like to upsize your human to obese for only two pointy sticks more?
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Sep 27, 2014 16:12
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Sep 27, 2014 16:15
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newreply.php posted:lifehack: dont be literal trash pulled out of the gene pool and own a pair of eyebrows Cure enough headaches and you will have bleached blonde eyebrows.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:17
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lifehack: Tired of getting stomach illness all the time from the gazelle? Strike these two rare rocks together to produce sparks, then track down specific types of wood, use skills that you don't know enough about, and create a fire!
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Sep 27, 2014 16:36
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The Door Frame posted:Or take 20 minutes, open the thing up, and clean the heat exchanger and fan for free  I have no idea how they do that to their laptop. I use mine on my bed, the sheets blocking the vents half the time and it still doesn't overheat and melt when playing games on it.
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Sep 27, 2014 16:56
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Really Pants posted:If you're out of rocks and sticks, many animals can be chased at a pleasant walking or jogging pace until they die of exhaustion. Paleo hack!
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Sep 27, 2014 17:25
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Elliotw2 posted:I still don't know the point of the cupcake hack, it just makes it a different sort of mess. If you're going to rip it in half anyway, why not eat the halves separately? Place the cupcake under a book and press down - congratulations, you're made a flat cupcake which can be eaten without getting icing on your nose! Roll your flattened cupcake into a tube and eat it that way 
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Sep 27, 2014 17:28
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bunnyofdoom posted:lifehack: Tired of getting stomach illness all the time from the gazelle? Strike these two rare rocks together to produce sparks, then track down specific types of wood, use skills that you don't know enough about, and create a fire! How'd you come up with the name for that?
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Sep 27, 2014 17:40
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Croccers posted:I dunno, that seems like an actual solution to the issue Mine got clogged with cat hair and overheated. Since I actually cleaned it, I haven't even come close to overheating my lovely dell laptop, even if I leave it on my bed or lap or wherever. I guess owning 2 screwdrivers and a plastic bag for all the tiny screws is too much hardware, and it's better to go and buy a USB fan when the real problem is the heat exchanger....
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Sep 27, 2014 17:45
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Not all laptops are as easy to clean as yours apparently is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpCJzdWxEbQ Mine is like this...
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Sep 27, 2014 17:52
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I tried opening mine up, got half way and realized that it was way too complicated for my clumsy hands and spotty knowledge. My laptop constantly sounds like an animal dying.
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Sep 27, 2014 18:20
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Trent posted:Seriously, though, SIX olive slices. Like tiny little "O" shaped slices of a black olive. Six of them. On a whole longass sandwich. Why even bother? My girlfriend worked at the olive garden when she was in college. Once, during a snow storm, they didn't get a scheduled delivery and ran out of a number of things, including olives. Someone asked for extra olives and she told them they were all out, and the person started crying. Was it you?
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Sep 27, 2014 18:54
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Why would you visit an Olive Garden during a snow storm?
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Sep 27, 2014 18:55
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^^I've gone out to eat during a snowstorm. The power was out at my house. Also, it was fun and slightly stupid.Puppy Galaxy posted:My girlfriend worked at the olive garden when she was in college. Once, during a snow storm, they didn't get a scheduled delivery and ran out of a number of things, including olives. Someone asked for extra olives and she told them they were all out, and the person started crying. Was it you? It was not me. I felt a little bit like crying, but I did not.
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Squish posted:Not all laptops are as easy to clean as yours apparently is: Medieval Medic posted:I tried opening mine up, got half way and realized that it was way too complicated for my clumsy hands and spotty knowledge. I'm so sorry....
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Sep 27, 2014 19:10
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The Door Frame posted:Or take 20 minutes, open the thing up, and clean the heat exchanger and fan for free Not always. I've had a couple of laptops that were a dream to get at the fan and clean them, and others where almost everything else (including the main board) have to come out first. Compressed air works though.
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Sep 27, 2014 19:18
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Stoatbringer posted:
Lifehack: You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
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Sep 27, 2014 19:38
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Cats love those egg crates.
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Sep 27, 2014 20:34
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Lauren posted:Cats love those egg crates. Walla!
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Sep 27, 2014 20:39
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Medieval Medic posted:I tried opening mine up, got half way and realized that it was way too complicated for my clumsy hands and spotty knowledge. #Lifehack: Be friends with an IT guy or a computer science major who had to take that one computer hardware course. Just run to them for free repairs whenever you have computer trouble. Content: 
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MrAptronym posted:Content: My favorite part of this image is that jar of nutella is not even close to empty and you know this pic was taken by one of those "nutella is the nectar of the gods" people.
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Sep 27, 2014 20:52
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CJacobs posted:My favorite part of this image is that jar of nutella is not even close to empty and you know this pic was taken by one of those "nutella is the nectar of the gods" people. Lifehack: pack the jar with bacon and sriracha as well, and chase it down with a can of Surge or a tall, cool glass of homemade Ecto-Cooler.
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Sep 27, 2014 20:53
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Nutella is overrated. Trader Joe's chocolate almond spread is way better.
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Sep 27, 2014 20:54
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Squish posted:Not all laptops are as easy to clean as yours apparently is: Yeah, some are a pain in the rear end to clean out, but even just a quick dusting in the vents with compressed air is usually enough. I like working on different laptops, so far the easiest (surprisingly) have been Dell Latitude/Inspiron series and Lenovo Thinkpads, they're cake to get into and clean pretty thoroughly. Anything else, especially Sony, HP, and to an extent Asus, are a pain in the dick to disassemble.
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This is like 95% of #SECRETMENU Bonus #TROLLHACKS  
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I really hate the troll-hacks that could kill someone. It's really lovely thing to make.
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