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SystemLogoff posted:I really hate the troll-hacks that could kill someone. It's really lovely thing to make. Don't know anything about computers/batteries/cars? Don't follow random advice from a jpeg on facebook. #hacked
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PyroDwarf posted:This is like 95% of #SECRETMENU Did Jeff K write this?
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Sep 27, 2014 22:54
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SystemLogoff posted:I really hate the troll-hacks that could kill someone. It's really lovely thing to make. I know why the battery one is stupid beyond belief (and along the same lines as the "how to make cool crystals" "life hack") but what exactly would the water-in-gas tank do? Just stop the car from running and require the lines to be drained and refilled with gas, or something worse?
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Sep 27, 2014 22:57
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 Or you could just use a loving bowl, you know those things that you have already and are for eating out of?
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Sep 27, 2014 23:05
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Hattie Masters posted:
Hobo themed birthday party? 
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Sep 27, 2014 23:12
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Hattie Masters posted:
But if you're carrying all of your worldly possessions in a bindle you might not have room to carry a bowl, plus this allows you to re-use the can your pork & beans came in! #hobolifehacks
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karl fungus posted:Nutella is overrated. Trader Joe's chocolate almond spread is way better. I've been seeing chocolate/x spreads popping up all over the place so this is a good thing 2 know. #lifehack read lifehack threads on the internet
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Sep 27, 2014 23:21
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Need a smoke, but you forgot your lighter? Here's an easy way to light up! First, find a parabolic mirror. You should be able to find one laying around. Second, use a bit of wire to hold the end of the cigarette near the focal point of the mirror. Third, point this contraption toward a nearby nuclear detonation.
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Sep 27, 2014 23:41
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Hattie Masters posted:
Well, duh, what do you think is holding the soup?
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SystemLogoff posted:I really hate the troll-hacks that could kill someone. It's really lovely thing to make. Is there really enough energy in a laptop battery to kill someone?
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cowboythreespeech posted:Is there really enough energy in a laptop battery to kill someone? Lifehack: Run out of hand grenades? Just short out a common laptop battery!
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Sep 28, 2014 00:25
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Kill you are self.
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Elliotw2 posted:Lifehack: Run out of hand grenades? Just short out a common laptop battery! Gee whiz 
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Hattie Masters posted:
They forgot to add the washi tape and make an ugly chevron pattern and refer to the whole mess as upcycled. This is an upcycled bird feeder   And obviously target bags: 
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SystemLogoff posted:I really hate the troll-hacks that could kill someone. It's really lovely thing to make. Same, because you know some kid, or half-retarded parent is going to find it and blow their hands off or some poo poo, I think a few people were actually sent to the hospital over the ammonia/bleach crystals thing.
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Hattie Masters posted:
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Lauren posted:They forgot to add the washi tape and make an ugly chevron pattern and refer to the whole mess as upcycled. That's so mean, what the hell did the bird do to deserve that?!? 
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Toriori posted:Same, because you know some kid, or half-retarded parent is going to find it and blow their hands off or some poo poo, I think a few people were actually sent to the hospital over the ammonia/bleach crystals thing. I thought that was the entire point of these. Did you know that you can make your own gold at home? Just boil ordinary rubbing alcohol on your stove top and drop in any item made of stainless steel or lead. This is the same process that gets used on an industrial scale before gold is sold to you save $$$!! Also, mouthwash is just gasoline being sold at a higher price per gallon. A FUCKIN CANARY!! has a new favorite as of 05:27 on Sep 28, 2014 |
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:I thought that was the entire point of these. What does this actually do? Poison gas?
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EXAKT Science posted:What does this actually do? Poison gas? Rubbing alcohol is both highly flammable and toxic 
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Lmao somehow I'm not surprised there are people that look at those fake this-will-kill-you lifehacks disguised as real ones and have the gall to go "psh, they DESERVE it for being idiots  ".
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:I thought that was the entire point of these. I don't think anyone cares much if you post it here, I think he means that in general its probably a bad idea to leave literally lethal advice on the internet under the guise of real information. People regularly miss that The Onion is satire, you cannot make up something dumb enough that someone else won't try it.
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MrAptronym posted:I don't think anyone cares much if you post it here, I think he means that in general its probably a bad idea to leave literally lethal advice on the internet under the guise of real information. People regularly miss that The Onion is satire, you cannot make up something dumb enough that someone else won't try it. Lifehack: Clean your teeth using live ammunition.
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Sep 28, 2014 10:39
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So is everything you do a form of hack?
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serious norman posted:So is everything you do a form of hack? Yes #hackhacks
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Stoatbringer posted:Lifehack: Clean your teeth using live ammunition. Chomp down real hard on the little circle on the flat end for a tooth cleaning that will blow your mind!
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toilethack: use paper to wipe your rear end instead of your hand to avoid poo poo on your hand
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serious norman posted:toilethack: use paper to wipe your rear end instead of your hand to avoid touching the poop ftfy
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serious norman posted:toilethack: use paper to wipe your rear end instead of your hand to avoid poo poo on your hand Oh cool. But do I wipe the paper from front to back or back to front? 
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kazil posted:Oh cool. But do I wipe the paper from front to back or back to front? You use a circular motion to increase area coverage. Obviously.
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The general concept of "life hacks" is pretty sound, even if the name is kind of dumb. They're supposed to be time- or money-saving shortcuts that improve your quality of life somehow. Instead it's become Pinterest for the twentysomething internet manchild demographic.
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Stoatbringer posted:Lifehack: Clean your teeth using live ammunition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ObsgJIC6Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20s-qKODDEQ Hey, it looked like it was hurting with an airsoft gun, let's use a real gun
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Lifehack: Your custom lifehack hurting you and taking more time and money that doing it normally would take? Stop doing it and do it normally, you loving idiot.
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Lauren posted:This is an upcycled bird feeder Either that bird's a baby-eating cannibal or that's an upcycled nesting Doesn't make it any less horrible mind.
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EmptyVessel posted:Either that bird's a baby-eating cannibal or that's an upcycled nesting The bird is a wren. They'll nest in anything remotely cozy.
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http://hackthemenu.com/subway/secret-menu/pizza-sub/ http://subway.com.au/menu/traditional-subs/pizza 
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Picnic Princess posted:That's so mean, what the hell did the bird do to deserve that?!? Oh wah! No one is forcing the stupid birds to use the ugly upcycled shoenest. They could take a minute from making noise and pooping to build their own nests if they didn't like living in human refuse. EmptyVessel posted:Either that bird's a baby-eating cannibal or that's an upcycled nesting I hope that like me, you're objecting to the eyesore of shoes nailed to the sides of trees and not somehow thinking that the shoenest is causing emotional or physical suffering to the birds using them. Rahonavis posted:The bird is a wren. They'll nest in anything remotely cozy. Exactly. They do not give a poo poo what it looks like if it suits their purpose. Lifehack: Don't waste your precious time and energy building a home. Bipedal creatures will nail junk to trees for you!
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