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Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


jscolon2.0 posted:

Vera said that?

I am Lugash. See you tomorrow. Rest your giant head.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Do you even have a job anymore?

While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost $40 by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Mira posted:

I am Lugash. See you tomorrow. Rest your giant head.

Is cat now!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Kviet! Maybe I can get my citizenship!

Notinghamington
Oct 24, 2008

You're Lonely Rolling Gem

TMMadman posted:

While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost $40 by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

WOO-HOO! Four day weekend!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your Great-Aunt Hortense.

He was a caring man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He...
:gonk: That's a woman? Oh, dear God!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
... the important thing is WE survived.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

IMJack posted:

He was a caring man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He...
:gonk: That's a woman? Oh, dear God!

Sir, we prefer the term "casket" to "coffin," and "monument" to "tombstone." We have all the leading brands of anti-stink spray.

After The War fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Sep 29, 2014

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Martytoof posted:

... the important thing is WE survived.

There there, Martytoof. There there.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me -- no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

Simpsons & Family Guy, together at last.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me -- no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

Simpsons & Family Guy, together at last.

I smell another cheap cartoon crossover :rolleyes:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I smell another cheap cartoon crossover :rolleyes:

Yes, Mr. FoxTrot, everything stinks.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me -- no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

Simpsons & Family Guy, together at last.

:v::v::v::v::v::v::v:

Why I laugh? :downs:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Do over Ham posted:

:v::v::v::v::v::v::v:

Why I laugh? :downs:

Me lose brain? Uh oh!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:



I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident happened in 1956 when...

Wankers.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Martytoof posted:

... the important thing is WE survived.

Don't worry, guys. Something always comes along to save us.

:gibs:

Uh, nevertheless I remain confident that something will come along and save the two Jack children...

:gibs::gibs:

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Skeesix posted:

Kviet! Maybe I can get my citizenship!

I choose to waive that right!


BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?



Like Englishmen and Scots!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Martytoof posted:

We’ve met you so many times, Mr. Aatrek. Why do you keep changing jobs?

ooohh I'd hate to be Mr. Aatrek right now!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Don't worry, guys. Something always comes along to save us.

:gibs:

Uh, nevertheless I remain confident that something will come along and save the two Jack children...

:gibs::gibs:

IMJack, it's time to end this dream/And don't forget the standard scream.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

CatchrNdRy posted:

ooohh I'd hate to be Mr. Aatrek right now!

There IS no Aatrek anymore kids! Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

There IS no Aatrek anymore kids! Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

Are you Skeesix?

Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
MAKE PURCHASE OF THE MERCHANDISE






Skeesix posted:

There IS no Aatrek anymore kids! Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

There won't BE a home later!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Martytoof posted:

MAKE PURCHASE OF THE MERCHANDISE


There won't BE a home later!

I know those words but that quote makes no sense.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Do over Ham posted:

Are you Skeesix?

Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper.

Only Do over Ham could take a part-time job at a small-town newspaper and wind up the target of international assassins.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Only Do over Ham could take a part-time job at a small-town newspaper and wind up the target of international assassins.

My ears are burning.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Only Do over Ham could take a part-time job at a small-town newspaper and wind up the target of international assassins.

...or maybe in Canada :shrug:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Red posted:

I choose to waive that right!


BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oooh! Kicking and screaming, please!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Oooh! Kicking and screaming, please!

Hired goons?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

...or maybe in Canada :shrug:

They warned me Satan would be attractive.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

They warned me Satan would be attractive.

I was gonna kill the handsomest man in the world.... but there are laws against suicide :smug:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

I was gonna kill the handsomest man in the world.... but there are laws against suicide :smug:



Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78gYyTrG7Y

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Ahahahahaha. They haven't changed a bit.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ahahahahaha. They haven't changed a bit.

What happened to you, China? You used to be cool.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

You danced for hours just because they told you to:?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Writer Cath posted:

You danced for hours just because they told you to:?

You don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity came along.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Writer Cath posted:

You danced for hours just because they told you to:?

I'm dancing away my hunger pangs
Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt
I'm kind of like Jesus
But not in a sacrilegious way....

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

You don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity came along.

You know, CatchrNdRy, in some ways, you and I are very different people.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

You know, CatchrNdRy, in some ways, you and I are very different people.

You don't have anything in common. [opens the record cabinet, with "TMMadman" and "CatchrNdRy" sections]

Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers. Now look at CatchrNdRy's records! They stink!

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