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I have a question for the chemtrail sayers here on the internet, have you not heard of pollution? Look into it. It's the next big thing.
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SteveVizsla posted:scheisskompf I googled what scheisskompf means. Did he spell it wrong? Was he trying to call you a shithead? Bored has a new favorite as of 04:14 on Oct 1, 2014 |
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It'd be scheisskopf. Literally translated poo poo head, yes.
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SteveVizsla posted:That's basically it. The other two were already diagnosed and brought to the USA for treatment with all sorts of precautions taken. This is the first person to be diagnosed here, to not appear sick until home for a few days. Hopefully the person didn't infect a bunch of other people first. Obama should have stopped this guy from going to Liberia, I guess? But you know if the State Department actually banned international travel, it would be all "ARE RIGHTS".
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:18 |
Obama came into Dallas with a comically large syringe labeled Ebola and tripped clumsily(with scooby doo sound effects) and stuck it into some guy. THANKS OBAMA!
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Bored posted:I googled what scheisskompf means. Did he spell it wrong? Was he trying to call you a shithead? Yes and yes. It goes along with him saying "colour" even though he's American. LOOK HOW INTERNATIONAL I AM
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:34 |
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Someone I know is legit going crazy. She started by looking up home remedies for colds and flu, and has slowly evolved into posting stuff or commenting on articles from worldtruth.tv daily now. Today it was an article about how the giant skeletons 'found' in North America are being covered up by Big Science to force people into not believing in the Bible anymore or some poo poo.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 05:08 |
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JT Smiley posted:Why does everyone keep blaming Obama for Ebola? I know it's a popular thing for idiots to do, but what's the connection? Everyone forgets that AIDS surfaced during Reagan's reign Some presidents are incarnations of one of the Four Horsemen.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 05:23 |
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Laserjet 4P posted:Everyone forgets that AIDS surfaced during Reagan's reign Some presidents are incarnations of one of the Four Horsemen. death and war I can make a case for, what are your candidates for pestilence and famine?
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VendaGoat posted:death and war I can make a case for, what are your candidates for pestilence and famine? Bush caused bed bugs maybe?
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Picnic Princess posted:Someone I know is legit going crazy. She started by looking up home remedies for colds and flu, and has slowly evolved into posting stuff or commenting on articles from worldtruth.tv daily now. Today it was an article about how the giant skeletons 'found' in North America are being covered up by Big Science to force people into not believing in the Bible anymore or some poo poo. A girl I went to elementary school, high school, and university is somewhere in the middle of this process right now. She was, as far as I could tell, a smart, shy girl who never really said anything too obnoxious or controversial. Then within the past year, her long-term boyfriend dumped her, and it was downhill from there. It started out with the natural remedies stuff, then evolved into rants against fast food and how she was 'too good for it,' and now it's fluoride conspiracies. Just kinda sad to see someone become that crazy person on the internet.
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JT Smiley posted:Why does everyone keep blaming Obama for Ebola? I know it's a popular thing for idiots to do, but what's the connection? Even Barack Obama Loves Allah
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Otter Madness posted:A girl I went to elementary school, high school, and university is somewhere in the middle of this process right now. She was, as far as I could tell, a smart, shy girl who never really said anything too obnoxious or controversial. Then within the past year, her long-term boyfriend dumped her, and it was downhill from there. It started out with the natural remedies stuff, then evolved into rants against fast food and how she was 'too good for it,' and now it's fluoride conspiracies. Just kinda sad to see someone become that crazy person on the internet. I guess the moral of the story is to completely avoid things like garlic soup and hot lemon water because they lead to the path of insanity.
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KiteAuraan posted:Even Americans are more likely to die from a Obama sanctioned drone strike than Ebola.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:57 |
Relevant to this thread: A thoughtful, analytical essay on The Ballad of Marine Todd.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 10:41 |
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VendaGoat posted:death and war I can make a case for, what are your candidates for pestilence and famine? AIDS isn't enough pestilence for you? If nothing else it's also often considered to represent conquest, which I'm sure you could pin on a lot of politicians.
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CrowsNestMutineer posted:Relevant to this thread: A thoughtful, analytical essay on The Ballad of Marine Todd. I like when people with autism talk about jokes -- it's like they almost get it, and they're very satisfied with that, and it always brings me such joy at their accomplishments. One day, I hope they will understand how to make jokes, too. Example: guy with autism talking about jokes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgABbHPdwH4
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Bloopsy posted:Bush caused bed bugs maybe? BUSH WAS SMITTEN I GOT BITTEN
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Wasabi the J posted:
You know, I appreciate deadpan humor and all but something about Stewart Lee makes me want to loving throttle him every time he opens his mouth. It's the absolute epitome of smug but maybe and I don't get it.
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Tracula posted:You know, I appreciate deadpan humor and all but something about Stewart Lee makes me want to loving throttle him every time he opens his mouth. It's the absolute epitome of smug but maybe and I don't get it. I watch him whenever someone links him on here because I keep thinking that I've missed something, and I've never seen any actual comedy from him. He gets close enough that I can see what he thinks is funny, and I can maybe even see how it could be made to be funny, but it just isn't.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 14:54 |
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The problem with judging Stewart Lee based on clips from YouTube is that generally his shows are written to be a whole product. There'll be some funny bits that you can lift (e.g. his bit pining for the good old days of the IRA) but usually you'll lose a lot of context by only seeing a single piece. Though yeah, he's absolutely the epitome of liberal smugness, but that's all part of the act really.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 15:17 |
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Maybe you guys just have autism Maybe we all do makes u think
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 15:35 |
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Question Mark Mound posted:Though yeah, he's absolutely the epitome of liberal smugness, but that's all part of the act really.
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Wasabi the J posted:I like when people with autism talk about jokes -- it's like they almost get it, and they're very satisfied with that, and it always brings me such joy at their accomplishments. One day, I hope they will understand how to make jokes, too. what i'm hearing is you hate ghostbusters.
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Small Frozen Thing posted:what i'm hearing is you hate ghostbusters. it's true, this man has no humor. edit: there is no humor here, only sperg. Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 15:51 on Oct 1, 2014 |
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Wasabi the J posted:I like when people with autism talk about jokes -- it's like they almost get it, and they're very satisfied with that, and it always brings me such joy at their accomplishments. One day, I hope they will understand how to make jokes, too. You're loving gross hth
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CrowsNestMutineer posted:Relevant to this thread: A thoughtful, analytical essay on The Ballad of Marine Todd. And that essay was written by - Albert Einstein.
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Kimmalah posted:AIDS isn't enough pestilence for you? If nothing else it's also often considered to represent conquest, which I'm sure you could pin on a lot of politicians. Oh it certainly is. Figured Carter may also have a hand in it as well. So now we just need a good famine.
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VendaGoat posted:Oh it certainly is. Figured Carter may also have a hand in it as well. So now we just need a good famine. Could we reach back and pull up Hoover on the Great Depression, or is that too far back to count?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:59 |
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I like Stewart Lee. I also like Top Gear. Does that qualify as cognitive dissonance?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 18:57 |
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Master Twig posted:I like Stewart Lee. I also like Top Gear. Does that qualify as cognitive dissonance? It's fine as long as you yell at the TV for Jeremy to shut up when he's being a prick.
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:It's fine as long as you yell at the TV for Jeremy to shut up when he's being a prick. There's another way to watch Top Gear?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 19:41 |
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"Jeremy, you utter pillock." probably something May have said at some point.
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mng posted:"Jeremy, you utter pillock." probably something May have said at some point. Maybe, I think you may be right but I can't be completely sure.
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mng posted:"Jeremy, you utter pillock." probably something May have said at some point. I'm also fairly sure that Jeremy and James have joked about Richard's height, teeth or the fact that he's from Solihull. Again, I'm unsure but they may have said one or more of those things on the show.
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Well I don't see any way this could possibly go wrong
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 22:25 |
Call the police, this aint no germany
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zakharov posted:Well I don't see any way this could possibly go wrong "Investors aren't hard to find. They generally hang out in public places, waiting for people with vague ideas for 'projects' to come ask them for free money."
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