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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Crackerman posted:

Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who give those sermons at church? Captain what’s-his-name?!

Hey, how did Churchy LaFemme get half price?

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Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Captain Wacky (later renamed Homer)

Yarggggh, I... don't know what I'm doing. :eng99:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Mira posted:

Yarggggh, I... don't know what I'm doing. :eng99:

Yargh, from now on, I be requirin' hair nets! :mad:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

IMJack posted:

Yargh, from now on, I be requirin' hair nets! :mad:

Yargh, I'm.... Not attractive

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Yargh, I hate the sea, and everything in it!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mira posted:

Yarggggh, I... don't know what I'm doing. :eng99:

You've just got to accept it. Your Gameboy is gone. It's at the bottom of the ocean.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yargh, I hate the sea, and everything in it!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yargh, I hate the sea, and everything in it!

Yargh, two glass eyes.

*dink* :stare: *dink*

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

Mira posted:

Yarggggh, I... don't know what I'm doing. :eng99:

IMJack posted:

Yargh, from now on, I be requirin' hair nets! :mad:

Skeesix posted:

Yargh, I'm.... Not attractive

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yargh, I hate the sea, and everything in it!

IMJack posted:

Yargh, two glass eyes.

*dink* :stare: *dink*

Yargh, not a looker in the bunch.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yargh, I hate the sea, and everything in it!

Aye, once when I was sailing 'round the Arctic Circle.....

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Crackerman posted:

Yargh, not a looker in the bunch.

Yarr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of 'Jugs.' They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality... fer about 10 minutes. Harr, Harr, Harr.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Do over Ham posted:

Yarr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of 'Jugs.' They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality... fer about 10 minutes. Harr, Harr, Harr.

This reminds me. For you I have this months copy of "gigantic asses" :pervert:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Skeesix posted:

This reminds me. For you I have this months copy of "gigantic asses" :pervert:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The SituAsian didn't get cut. What a surprise! :mad:

Wait, is your name Ken Griffey Jr?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Martytoof posted:

Wait, is your name Ken Griffey Jr?

vapor lock

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

Do over Ham posted:

Yarr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of 'Jugs.' They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality... fer about 10 minutes. Harr, Harr, Harr.

Look who’s talking!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Crackerman posted:

Look who’s talking!

Don't .. praise .. the machine :mad:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Just one thing...My car broke down...I'm Joe Namath...

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Martytoof posted:

Wait, is your name Ken Griffey Jr?

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



MondayHotDog posted:

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!

That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Class3KillStorm posted:

That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

This is rock concert not a bleedin'... splish splash show!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

After The War posted:

This is rock concert not a bleedin'... splish splash show!

Hey I think they liked us!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!

There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.

Oh yeah? Which president's on it?

Uh... All of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Martytoof posted:

Hey I think they liked us!

Crackerman, have the Rolling Stones killed.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!

Holy smokes, that's it! From now on I'm thinkin', actin', and lookin' young, and I'm gonna start with a bottle of Buzz Cola.

Oh! Ah! Ow!

The bubbles are burning my tongue! Ow! Oh! Water! Water!

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

Crackerman, have the Rolling Stones killed.

But sir, those weren’t the-

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Crackerman posted:

But sir, those weren’t the-

I will not suffer your insubordination. There has been a shocking decline in the quality and quantity of your toadying, Crackerman. And you will fall into line, now!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Mister Kingdom posted:

Just one thing...My car broke down...I'm Joe Namath...

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Well, you all know what laughter sounds like.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, you all know what laughter sounds like.

Ha.... ho?

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Skeesix posted:

This reminds me. For you I have this months copy of "gigantic asses" :pervert:

I'm Hugh Jass...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


:aaa: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


It's a party, Jerusalem. It doesn't have to make sense!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Crackerman posted:

But sir, those weren’t the-

I said, GET IN! :black101:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Mira posted:

It's a party, Jerusalem. It doesn't have to make sense!

Pure hilarity! Pure Mira! I declare this the most whimsical jape of the season!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

:aaa: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.

It's left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



After The War posted:

Pure hilarity! Pure Mira! I declare this the most whimsical jape of the season!



Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

Mr.Foxtrot, it's a ban-able offense to lie to the quote thread.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

:aaa: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.

Now ya know better :eng101:

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Up and at them.

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