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he should leave a diaper inside the ATV just to gently caress with them
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 09:14 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:50 |
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can't scoop this poop!
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 10:28 |
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can't dupe the diap
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 10:43 |
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Dr_Amazing posted:So who thinks he made it out of the woods like a week ago? It's possible that MilSim pretend clever Slav outwited a bunch of guys who learned how to be soldiers by watching The Marine a couple dozen times.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 11:22 |
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Lazyfire posted:It's possible that MilSim pretend clever Slav outwited a bunch of guys who learned how to be soldiers by watching The Marine a couple dozen times. Hes probably already in Canada with Dorner having a beer up at their cabin laughing it up as they party with the MH370 passengers.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 13:06 |
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Philthy posted:How long until they start wearing each other to double the badass? I'm sure they gently caress each other constantly even when not tacticloled up.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 13:35 |
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Dr_Amazing posted:So who thinks he made it out of the woods like a week ago? They're going to kill the first hunter they come across, smear him with poop (maybe The Rook has an attachment for this?) and parade the corpse on tv to justify their big army larp
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 14:38 |
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VendaGoat posted:The National Guard doesn't have nearly as good gear. The gently caress man? There is so much money to grab up if you just say its to fight terrorists
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 15:18 |
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Reverand maynard posted:There is so much money to grab up if you just say its to fight terrorists "we, podunk town sheriffs in bumfuck nowhere, anytown usa, need an MRAP in case terrorists attack our annual pumpkin festival or our biannual hotdog eating contest"
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 15:26 |
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The Droid posted:"we, podunk town sheriffs in bumfuck nowhere, anytown usa, need an MRAP in case terrorists attack our annual pumpkin festival or our biannual hotdog eating contest" i grew up in a podunk town and one year the mayor said that there was going to be a "big announcement" that week and everyone was like I BET WE'RE GOING TO GET THE OLYMPICS and PRESIDENT CLINTON IS GOING TO COME TO TOWN but then it turned out it was just some stupid town pride poo poo even as a kid it was staggering how so many people didn't realize how insignificant their town of 7500 is
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 15:35 |
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mystery at hog island posted:i grew up in a podunk town and one year the mayor said that there was going to be a "big announcement" that week and everyone was like I BET WE'RE GOING TO GET THE OLYMPICS and PRESIDENT CLINTON IS GOING TO COME TO TOWN but then it turned out it was just some stupid town pride poo poo How many M1A1 tanks does your town have now?
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 15:47 |
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http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/10/officers_injured_eric_frein_ma.html so are the police actually just playing in the woods e: 2 cops fall from a tree, need 2 helicopters and an ambulance to rescue them
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:14 |
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Baracula posted:http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/10/officers_injured_eric_frein_ma.html one of them must have thought he saw a dirty diaper up in the tree stay safe diaper sniper
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:16 |
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Baracula posted:http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/10/officers_injured_eric_frein_ma.html every time i start to think this thread is getting old, somethign new and funny comes up
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:18 |
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tomstuart posted:one of them must have thought he saw a dirty diaper up in the tree It's actually the result of a prank where one cop tied another cop's glowsticks to a squirrel. While climbing after the squirrel the cop fell out of the tree onto his friend and now the diaper sniper has over 200% accuracy.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:20 |
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What's the Diap's tally up to now? One killed and three wounded?
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:42 |
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truthfully the injuries to these cops will be added to the charges to sniperman
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:43 |
This dude is like a real life Riddick
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:45 |
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Don't worry, gentle goons. The PA State Troopers are on the case.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:57 |
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Baracula posted:http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/10/officers_injured_eric_frein_ma.html OFFICER DOWN OFFICER DOWN
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 17:11 |
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FogHelmut posted:truthfully the injuries to these cops will be added to the charges to sniperman lol if you think they're taking him alive
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 17:30 |
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the dependable expandable
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 17:50 |
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Is there any precedence for a manhunt of this magnitude over a single killing? If we were to compare the budget of this to say the investigation of a shooting in Detroit what order of magnitude higher is the expense?
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:08 |
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Corey Plumper posted:Ive seen pictures of special forces dudes with less gear that's because like 80% of that is completely unnecessary and would actually make tracking a guy in the woods significantly harder. also no one should believe the bullshit about this guy fighting in africa or w/e, he's a college dropout from podunk usa. the cops are just elevating his abilities and background to justify their complete and utter failure here. once again this guy is just a tfr-goon style dropout larping cosplayer who pees and poops in his pants leaving the poops for cops to pick up and smell and look at.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:10 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:that's because like 80% of that is completely unnecessary and would actually make tracking a guy in the woods significantly harder. You mean the police are not omnipresent and omnipotent? You're shaking my world view here.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:16 |
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VendaGoat posted:You mean the police are not omnipresent and omnipotent? You're shaking my world view here. i know right?
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:18 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Is there any precedence for a manhunt of this magnitude over a single killing? If we were to compare the budget of this to say the investigation of a shooting in Detroit what order of magnitude higher is the expense? considering there are likely a few shootings with 0 resources put towards them , you can accurately say billions times more or infinity
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:24 |
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Corey Plumper posted:Ive seen pictures of special forces dudes with less gear yes because they're not retarded policemen
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:26 |
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gender illusionist posted:yes because they're not retarded policemen I'm starting to think their should be a new requirement of 15 pounds overweight to be a police officer. loving hell Johnny Law, relax, have a loving sandwich. We're not at war.... Well at least on our own soil.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:29 |
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diapers filled with american soil
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:40 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:leaving the poops for cops to pick up and smell and look at. [napoleon dynamite voice] lucky...
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:57 |
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1gnoirents posted:considering there are likely a few shootings with 0 resources put towards them , you can accurately say billions times more or infinity
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 19:10 |
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ArbitraryC posted:It's just kinda weird that almost no one other than goons seems to notice the disproportionate response. It seems like it should be kind of clear evidence that it's not so much about protecting people (otherwise any unresolved/solved shooting would warrant the same response) but protecting their authority which to me would be like a huge red flag. also a great way to pick up bundles of overtime while chilling in the woods with your buddies playing army. and right in time for holiday shopping season!
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 19:16 |
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ArbitraryC posted:It's just kinda weird that almost no one other than goons seems to notice the disproportionate response. It seems like it should be kind of clear evidence that it's not so much about protecting people (otherwise any unresolved/solved shooting would warrant the same response) but protecting their authority which to me would be like a huge red flag. it's because he killed a cop, which is the absolute worst crime a person can commit
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 19:19 |
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CharlestonJew posted:it's because he killed a cop, which is the absolute worst crime a person can commit Today on Hyperbole theater, we debate cop killers vs. pedophiles.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 19:20 |
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if Aatrek had killed a cop maybe gbs would have liked him more
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 19:22 |
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CharlestonJew posted:if Aatrek had killed a cop maybe gbs would have liked him more
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 19:27 |
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CharlestonJew posted:if Aatrek had killed a cop maybe gbs would have liked him more its not too late to redeem himself
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 19:40 |
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do you think aatrek still has his job at the bank he was working at i feel like eventually a goon would have come in and been like "lmao you're aatrek"
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 20:03 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:do you think aatrek still has his job at the bank he was working at *walk into Bank of Aatrek or whatever* "Wow I didn't know this bank supported CHILD MOLESTATION!"
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 20:05 |