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Bertrand Hustle posted:Get locked in asylums for the criminally insane probably. You could be locked in an asylum for masturbation. Not excessive masturbation, just regular ol' taking the edge off the day spanking it.
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ItalicSquirrels posted:You could be locked in an asylum for masturbation. Not excessive masturbation, just regular ol' taking the edge off the day spanking it. But orgasms would slowly kill you! Don't you see!? Only a crazy person would want to die, so we have to lock them up!
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beato posted:I never fail to get a chuckle out of pets eating human foods or pets with human names, like Colin or Jonathan. You might like this cat wearing people clothes.  his name is Edgar.
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iraqniphobia posted:his name is Edgar. WRiiiiiiiight.
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Solice Kirsk posted:
How'd your date go?
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beato posted:I never fail to get a chuckle out of pets eating human foods or pets with human names, like Colin or Jonathan. Tswizzle got you covered: http://instagram.com/p/tOipYvDvPb/
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hooah posted:This'll get you, then: my wife and I have a female cat named Steve. When my dad was a kid he had a cat named Thomas. Then one day Thomas had kittens, so they renamed her Thomas Ann.
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stubblyhead posted:When my dad was a kid he had a cat named Thomas. Then one day Thomas had kittens, so they renamed her Thomas Ann. Not Thomasina?
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beato posted:I never fail to get a chuckle out of pets eating human foods or pets with human names, like Colin or Jonathan. But they don't even fit. Give them back.
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beato posted:I never fail to get a chuckle out of pets eating human foods or pets with human names, like Colin or Jonathan. 
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Don't you hate it when a photoshop thread is goldmined right in the middle of when you are working on an image? (GBS Nightmare fear factory thread).
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Say Nothing posted:Don't you hate it when a photoshop thread is goldmined right in the middle of when you are working on an image? Nicely done. I can't believe I missed it this year - I have always participated since they started. Hopefully there is another closer to Halloween.
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I work at an ISP/managed services company, and was in a meeting today in our flagship conference room, the one we bring potential clients and such. I drop my pen, lean under the table to pick it up, and see this: Quality.
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DrBouvenstein posted:The best name for a dog would be Rufferford B. Hayes.
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DrBouvenstein posted:The best name for a dog would be Rutherford B. Hayes. 
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Hmmm, something tells me he's up to no good...if only I could put my finger on it....
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SwissCM posted:
I come from the past to tell you how stupid you were! Applewatch is the now! It is the future! It's also stupid as gently caress.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hmmm, something tells me he's up to no good...if only I could put my finger on it.... Why's a black dog got to be up to no good with a ski mask on? Black dogs don't go skiing or what? That's racist.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I once met a cat named Amanda Elizabeth....what the gently caress? Here's a cat named Olivia Benson 
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Why's a black dog got to be up to no good with a ski mask on? Black dogs don't go skiing or what? That's racist. A ski mask and white latex gloves? Nice try, but dude's got something cooking....
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stubblyhead posted:When my dad was a kid he had a cat named Thomas. Then one day Thomas had kittens, so they renamed her Thomas Ann. Years ago I had a cat named Daisy. She was about 17 lbs, and a big loving cat. Lovable and I assumed a girl mostly because every time I walked outside she was getting hammered by the neighbor's cat. After a vet visit to ensure no wee little bairns would be arriving, he informed me Daisy was in fact a boy cat. I was kinda shocked and argued for a moment because my evidence was "Are you sure? He lifts his leg to pee and has constant sex with the neighbor's cat!" and the vet informed me that yes, those were balls and my cat was gay. So, Daisy was renamed David. He was still a good kitty though. loving loved rough sex with the neighbor's cat though. drat.
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ItalicSquirrels posted:You could be locked in an asylum for masturbation. Not excessive masturbation, just regular ol' taking the edge off the day spanking it.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hmmm, something tells me he's up to no good...if only I could put my finger on it.... If it were a white cat you wouldn't be saying this.
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Strudel Man posted:I thought that was only if you were a woman. No if you were a woman you could be locked up for crazy stuff like not wanting kids, although I'm sure masturbation would do it too. Back then some people literally thought it would kill you, male or female.
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Kimmalah posted:No if you were a woman you could be locked up for crazy stuff like not wanting kids, although I'm sure masturbation would do it too. Back then some people literally thought it would kill you, male or female. They also thought it would kill you if you didn't have sex. But I think that was only for men.
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Istari posted:They also thought it would kill you if you didn't have sex. But I think that was only for men. *Buzz* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fainting_room
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The Road to Wellville is a good movie about this junk, also it's some kind of paper thing for nerds I guess
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umalt posted:*Buzz* I need my employer to furnish private rooms for daytime pelvic massages because of a condition that I have.
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"As a "disease" that needed constant, recurring (usually weekly) in-home treatment with a procedure that through manual massage could sometimes take hours,"
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little munchkin posted:how did they do this 
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little munchkin posted:how did they do this Gravity is a cruel mistress. As for content:  
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