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PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
:synpa:

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A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

lol

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

quoting this

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

lol

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

Fabricated posted:

not everyone is rich
bootstraps

teen bear
Feb 19, 2006

pointers posted:

bootstraps

this or choosing to be born in a country with lower tuition

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

ben's not disapproving; he's envious

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

minivanmegafun posted:

oh good we attracted Fabricated

Fabricated can you go on a rant about why macs on't belong in the enterprise?

thanks.

macs do not belong on the enterprise b/c they are extremely proprietary and closed, contrary to federation values

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



non cj non computer job havers represent

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

macs do not belong on the enterprise b/c they are extremely proprietary and closed, contrary to federation values

also their failure mode isn't to blast plasma into your face

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

Cat Face Joe posted:

non cj non computer job havers represent

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Cocoa Crispies posted:

also their failure mode isn't to blast plasma into your face

wouldn't call that a failure mode :q:

A COMPUTER GUY
Aug 23, 2007

I can't spare this man - he fights.

Cat Face Joe posted:

non cj non computer job havers represent

we are all CJs at one level or another

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



let he who is without cjing cast the first stone

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Cat Face Joe posted:

non cj non computer job havers represent

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
lots of Cock Jobs in this thread

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

colbylol posted:

lots of Cock Jobs in this thread
last year we had cock and jobs and threads

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

YOSPOS seems to be filled to the brim with CJs, and we need to achieve some balance between the CJs and people who actually do work with computers. The so-called "Zen Balance of Funny Computer Forums" is attainable.

We need to take a vote to remove some CJs. You don't have to leave, but it would be nice if you got a job that had an actual science degree behind it.

As a cj I align information technology with my company's business objectives so in a way I'm doing more work than u

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

i use my computer science degree to google enterprise java error messages, op

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*ties black new balances*
*tucks polo into black jeans*

time to make the world a better place

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Widdiful posted:

much like a jockey but with computers instead
the j stands for janitor dumnbass

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

Sham bam bamina! posted:

the j stands for janitor dumnbass

gently caress!!

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

i live vicariously through the cities and states of the minion CJs i tell wtf to do. today in my head i am in Surprise AZ, some shithole in OH, and Billings Montana. all while spinning in my chair and enjoying the kids day off. i need a drinkwizard

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome
math counts as a science

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

maths count as a multiple sciences

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


rotor posted:

math counts as a science

Math is actually one of the Liberal Arts.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

Citizen Tayne posted:

Math is actually one of the Liberal Arts.

no one cares about this stupid argument again

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Congratulations on your liberal arts degrees, math majors!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
math is the language of science

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

maths is the language of nerds

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

math is the language of science

contact was a terrible movie

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

math is the language of science

Because you cannot understand science without math, the sciences are now liberal arts.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4
im not a computer professional

Tin Gang
Sep 27, 2007

Tin Gang posted:

showering has no effect on germs and is terrible for your skin. there is no good reason to do it
computer science is just a primitive degenerate form of electrical engineering

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
i work as a cj on weekends while i'm working to my bsee

am i part of the problem w/ yospos? :ohdear:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Citizen Tayne posted:

Congratulations on your liberal arts degrees, math majors!

computer science is also a liberal arts degree

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

Cat Face Joe posted:

non cj non computer job havers represent
ex computer job haver, but ya

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

there is one fewer cj in yospos

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