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ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Derek Dominoe posted:

You brave MySpace warrior

Nah. Just tired of watching people trip over their collective dicks to "thank this guy for his service". And by the way, am I the only one who gets tired of the whole "oh thank you for your service" crap?

# ? Oct 8, 2014 18:27

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# ? May 29, 2024 11:47

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

ActusRhesus posted:

speaking of idiots...stolen valor much?

I pointed out that this is objective bs and got banhammered.

https://www.facebook.com/humansofnewyork/photos/a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784/780791618661607/?type=1&theater

Such a patriot. You deserve a medal for your service in putting this old guy in his place.

Why, he could've gotten TENS OF DOLLARS!!! for this poo poo.

ActusRhesus posted:

Nah. Just tired of watching people trip over their collective dicks to "thank this guy for his service". And by the way, am I the only one who gets tired of the whole "oh thank you for your service" crap?

Man, you are indeed the guy that this thread is about.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 18:33

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

Wasn't there a guy in here who almost invaded Syria? Maybe this is the same thing except Turkey.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 18:39

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Seriously. It's annoying. Oh thank you for your service. Great. Now you said something nice and can go on not giving a poo poo. Awesome. It's beyond banal.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 18:41

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Stolen Valor isn't a thing anymore.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 18:43

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Good for you. gently caress that guy.

"Thanks for your service!" is dumb but I imagine most people just assume it's expected of them. It's harmless. The ones who, upon finding our you're a vet, want to strike up a conversation about how they almost enlisted OR how their cousin is a super sniper with 100 kills OR war for oil OR Palestine OR Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour OR blah blah blah are the real problem.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 18:53

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

ActusRhesus posted:

Seriously. It's annoying. Oh thank you for your service. Great. Now you said something nice and can go on not giving a poo poo. Awesome. It's beyond banal.

Please go back to not posting for 7 years. Empty quotes would be less annoying than this.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:18

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

bitcoin bastard posted:

Wasn't there a guy in here who almost invaded Syria? Maybe this is the same thing except Turkey.

Yeah, I think his unit was doing construction work on a border base and accidentally drove too far and crossed the border. And the CO tried to call in air support to scare off the Syrians that he thought were just coming to intimidate them for no reason.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:24

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

I wear this, because gently caress you.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:25

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

ActusRhesus posted:

Seriously. It's annoying. Oh thank you for your service. Great. Now you said something nice and can go on not giving a poo poo. Awesome. It's beyond banal.

don't advertise that you're a vet and no one will say this to you. Literally no one at my school seems to realize that I'm 28 and a vet because I don't wear any military poo poo and don't bring it up every conversation.

also boohoo that people are saying things to you. you should probably start a tumblr about how hard it is that no one cares outside of telling you thanks. they should like, give you educational benefits or have an organization that will support you during hard times or pay you for breaking you.

boohoo no one appreciates me as much as I appreciate me

# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:38

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Kawasaki Nun posted:

don't advertise that you're a vet and no one will say this to you. Literally no one at my school seems to realize that I'm 28 and a vet because I don't wear any military poo poo and don't bring it up every conversation.

Pretty much every vet I've worked with is completely unidentifiable as one. They don't advertise it and don't maintain any of their military behavior as civilians. I worked with two during Halloween Horror Nights 2012 and you had to point blank ask if they were in the military. Worked with another one at HHN 2013 and only knew about it because the kinda dorky, baby-faced tall guy who didn't seem old enough to drink mentioned having to miss a day of work to be on base.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:44

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Victor Vermis posted:

Good for you. gently caress that guy.

"Thanks for your service!" is dumb but I imagine most people just assume it's expected of them. It's harmless. The ones who, upon finding our you're a vet, want to strike up a conversation about how they almost enlisted OR how their cousin is a super sniper with 100 kills OR war for oil OR Palestine OR Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour OR blah blah blah are the real problem.

Good point.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:45

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

They always find me out when they ask about my memorial tattoo. Definitely sets the mood.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:47

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

zombie303 posted:

I wear this, because gently caress you.

This looks like an incredibly stubby penis with little tiny balls

just like mine

# ? Oct 8, 2014 20:06

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Kawasaki Nun posted:

don't advertise that you're a vet and no one will say this to you.

I don't. but sometimes it's unavoidable. job interviews etc...list your employment for the last 10 years etc. Every loving interview starts with "oh, first off, thank you for your service *satisfied nod*"

# ? Oct 8, 2014 20:42

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

zombie303 posted:

I wear this, because gently caress you.

do you wear the OEF baseball cap with the american flag on it too

# ? Oct 8, 2014 20:50

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Larry Parrish posted:

do you wear the OEF baseball cap with the american flag on it too

http://www.militaryuniformsupply.com/condor-tactical-caps-military :bustem:

# ? Oct 8, 2014 20:58

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:03

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Larry Parrish posted:

do you wear the OEF baseball cap with the american flag on it too

While singing the army song as I march down the hallway.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:04

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

zombie303 posted:

While singing the army song as I march down the hallway.

serious question, though: how much velcro?

# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:13

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

ActusRhesus posted:

serious question, though: how much velcro?

I believe you mean "hook and loop fasteners". And the answer is all of it.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:16

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

zombie303 posted:

I believe you mean "hook and loop fasteners". And the answer is all of it.

*approving nod*

reflective safety belt? During daylight hours?

# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:20

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

ActusRhesus posted:

*approving nod*

reflective safety belt? During daylight hours?

I always have a road guard vest on so I can correct safety issues on the fly. Have to continue to serve, you know?

# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:24

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

zombie303 posted:

I always have a road guard vest on so I can correct safety issues on the fly. Have to continue to serve, you know?

Good man. Carry on.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:27

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

zombie303 posted:

I always have a road guard vest on so I can correct safety issues on the fly. Have to continue to serve, you know?

I always wear the supplied vests during monthly proctoring for no other reason than the handy pockets.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:37

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

I did kind of love being in old version navy PT gear at Ft. Jackson and being told I had to wear a reflector belt to go running...because...you know...the giant reflective navy logo on my chest like a drat bulls eye wasn't enough "safety"

# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:42

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

chitoryu12 posted:

Pretty much every vet I've worked with is completely unidentifiable as one. They don't advertise it and don't maintain any of their military behavior as civilians. I worked with two during Halloween Horror Nights 2012 and you had to point blank ask if they were in the military. Worked with another one at HHN 2013 and only knew about it because the kinda dorky, baby-faced tall guy who didn't seem old enough to drink mentioned having to miss a day of work to be on base.

Yeah it's really impressive that the guy who "has to miss work" for mil stuff is able to keep his killer instincts and authoritarian intensity under a lid like that.

loving thank that man for his service from me.

(SUCK HIS COCK. SLOBBERILY.)

# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:49

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

ActusRhesus posted:

I did kind of love being in old version navy PT gear at Ft. Jackson and being told I had to wear a reflector belt to go running...because...you know...the giant reflective navy logo on my chest like a drat bulls eye wasn't enough "safety"

please make this forum safer by hanging yourself with that 'flector belt

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:24

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

that doesn't sound very safe at all.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:28

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

your posting makes me want to kill you, then myself

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:30

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

tempting offer...switch the order and we can talk.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:32

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Victor Vermis please draw a dick with a tattoo on his chest of a swastika made of dicks and the dick saying "You see this? It means NOT WELCOME!" While he points at the dick swastika.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:36

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Mike-o posted:

Victor Vermis please draw a dick with a tattoo on his chest of a swastika made of dicks and the dick saying "You see this? It means NOT WELCOME!" While he points at the dick swastika.

Yeah, I wanna see this too

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:37

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

can the dicks have tiny bits of cum spurting out? the cum can also form swastikas

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:43

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

swastikum

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:45

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

yes, they can.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:51

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

That vag wants to taste the curb

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:52

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That vag wants to taste the curb

I think it would just be a big ol' testicle lazily plopped on top of it while it painlessly absorbs the curb into it's abyssal maw.

# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:55

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

loving beautiful

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Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

even a cock basketball hoop

it's the most beautiful thing

# ? Oct 9, 2014 00:39

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