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to be fair to satya, karma superpowers have been working well for him so far. if he had pestered steve ballmer for a promotion to CEO a few years ago it probably wouldn't have worked
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 21:40 |
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Socracheese posted:nadella is an incompetant shitheel, if he wasn't he would have been fired long ago for potentially threatening ballmer's throne
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 21:50 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:to be fair to satya, karma superpowers have been working well for him so far. if he had pestered steve ballmer for a promotion to CEO a few years ago it probably wouldn't have worked satya was bill gates' handpicked candidate to replace ballmer after he stabbed ballmer in the back you're right that asking ballmer for a promotion wasn't the way to go
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 22:06 |
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cremnob posted:i think he was literally talking about HR systems and having pay scales for every position and how u will move to the top of it given enough time its fantasy dreamland to think that with stack ranking and all the other management horseshit MS is notorious for along with programming's general hostility towards woman that even the most miraculous HR department could counter all that
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# ? Oct 10, 2014 22:09 |
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microsoft doesnt do stack ranking anymore
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 00:11 |
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its a new, gentler MS so stfu and build up those karma points
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 00:11 |
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pram posted:microsoft doesnt do stack ranking anymore didnt they just name it something else
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 00:13 |
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pram posted:microsoft doesnt do stack ranking anymore aww
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 00:52 |
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well, they announced that they were ending it but who knows how long it'll be until the middle managers who rose to their position by gaming the system will either change their policies or leave the company
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 01:07 |
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Sniep posted:didnt they just name it something else exactly!
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 01:09 |
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Karma Ranking powered by Bing and Plus!
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 04:04 |
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Korean Boomhauer posted:Karma Ranking powered by Bing and Plus! new karmic bing points will cash out when the time is right for the user
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 04:35 |
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on top of telling an underpaid demographic in a largely outsourced and underpaid workplace to not ask for a raise, satya is appealing to "the system" in a place that just laid of 13,000 people and has created some of the worst software ever
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 04:46 |
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I didn't know apple even had 13,000 employees
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 04:48 |
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oh shaggaer
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 04:53 |
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microsoft has a lot of spare employees
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 05:11 |
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theadder posted:microsoft has a lot of spare employees would you say they are... redundant
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 05:19 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:would you say they are... redundant should have used parity employees, it scales better
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 05:30 |
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theadder posted:microsoft has a lot of spare employees yeah they're all in management
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 06:23 |
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:should have used parity employees, it scales better a row of employees where some of them are only there to fix the fuckups of others seems accurate
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 16:19 |
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error correcting cubicle
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# ? Oct 11, 2014 16:52 |
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 15:07 |
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G-III posted:I like Howie Mandella
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 15:18 |
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this makes my eyes hurt having them all next to each other shadow everywhere
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 15:30 |
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oh man the encarta one is especially bad
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 16:14 |
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mishaq posted:this makes my eyes hurt having them all next to each other
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 16:19 |
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before the internet took off, drop shadow technology was the killer app of the personal computer
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 16:55 |
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God forest green is 90s business as gently caress
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 17:09 |
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green marble wordart logos for some mom and pop business were the best
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 17:22 |
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it's called desktop publishing and it's the reason I bought this $5,000 computer. I have over 300 fonts.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 17:28 |
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 17:29 |
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FamDav posted:God forest green is 90s business as gently caress
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 17:34 |
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this thing was awesome
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 18:19 |
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ah yes, microsoft "home," their beloved consumer brand it even got its won hardware
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 18:19 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:ah yes, microsoft "home," their beloved consumer brand FamDav posted:God forest green is 90s business as gently caress
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 18:26 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:ah yes, microsoft "home," their beloved consumer brand oh man wheres shagger
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 18:31 |
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nice stegosaurus mouse
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 19:26 |
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broderbund also made lode runner which was loving awesome.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 19:37 |
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pram posted:oh man wheres shagger lol
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:ah yes, microsoft "home," their beloved consumer brand
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