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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Yo, um, I must've, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut. Look at those poor CharlieFoxtrots back on land with their "laws" and "ethics". They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:57 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Yo, um, I must've, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut. Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead: how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:58 |
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MondayHotDog posted:It's these new dentures. Probably misses his old glasses.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:02 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Probably misses his old glasses. Let's not listen.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:09 |
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Mira posted:Let's not listen. Put down that quoting stick!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:11 |
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Sturmtiger IV posted:Look at those poor CharlieFoxtrots back on land with their "laws" and "ethics". They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight. Hiring me as your attorney, you'll also recieve this free smoking monkey.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:16 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Who does he think he is with that slingshot in his back pocket, Dennis the Menace? LI'L BASTARD GENERAL MISCHIEF KIT quote:Mr. Wilson or something. LI'L BASTARD BRAINWASHING KIT
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 08:33 |
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Mira posted:Let's not listen. Hey, everybody, an old man's talking!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 12:24 |
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TMMadman posted:Hiring me as your attorney, you'll also recieve this free smoking monkey. Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 12:46 |
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MondayHotDog posted:It's these new dentures. All right MondayHotDog, since you broke jscolon's teeth, he gets to break yours!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 15:34 |
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MondayHotDog needs braces!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 15:45 |
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Dental plan!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 16:43 |
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Root Bear posted:All right MondayHotDog, since you broke jscolon's teeth, he gets to break yours! Sure, Root Bear, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 17:05 |
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TMMadman posted:Sure, Root Bear, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance. Gee, TMMadman, that seems a little extreme. Couldn't you just bash my brains in?
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 19:56 |
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Sturmtiger IV posted:Look at those poor CharlieFoxtrots back on land with their "laws" and "ethics". They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight. Thrust! Parry! Stab stab stab stab! Oooh, he ain't pretty no more.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:01 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Thrust! Parry! Stab stab stab stab! Thrust And grab Yourself Right there
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:09 |
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TMMadman posted:Sure, Root Bear, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance. Oh. But they'll grow back, right?
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:26 |
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Mira posted:Thrust I said "Step pause turn pause pivot step step", not "Step pause turn pause pivot step pause"! Hghhh, shudder!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:32 |
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Skeesix posted:Oh. But they'll grow back, right? Look! Skeesix lost his baby legs!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:46 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I said "Step pause turn pause pivot step step", not "Step pause turn pause pivot step pause"! Tappa, tappa, tappa!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:46 |
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Pulla, pulla, pulla!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:47 |
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Deviant posted:Pulla, pulla, pulla! Woozle wuzzle?
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:57 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Woozle wuzzle? Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 21:09 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz. Heh, heh. I don't get it.
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 21:21 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz. Oh my God, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 22:52 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz. Hello. I'm collecting for the Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns. Last year, tornadoes claimed the lives of seventy-five Jewish clowns. The worst incident was during our convention in Lubbock, Texas. There were floppy shoes and rainbow wigs everywhere. It was terrible!
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# ? Oct 12, 2014 23:21 |
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Jerusalem posted:Put down that quoting stick! It seems the goons won. Did they? That quoting stick with a nail in it may have defeated us. But the goons won't stop there. They'll make bigger quoting sticks and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a quoting stick with a nail so big, it will destroy them all!
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:41 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Oh my God, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican! And a fine mahoke to you all.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 02:01 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Tappa, tappa, tappa! A self-quoting thread? I'm ever so pissed!
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 05:43 |
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Kwik posted:A self-quoting thread? I'm ever so pissed! Nothing upstages Little Vicky! Hissssss!
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 06:15 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Nothing upstages Little Vicky! Hissssss! Oh, look, here comes Lumpy, the school snake!
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:40 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Woozle wuzzle? Yvan eht nioj!
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 19:11 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Yvan eht nioj! Trab pu kcip! Trab pu kcip!
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 20:30 |
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Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 20:34 |
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Mira posted:Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards? He's talking clown talk.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 21:19 |
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Writer Cath posted:He's talking clown talk. "Dad! Mira's speaking in tongues!" "I wish he were, Writer. I pray for the day, but I'm afraid he's just delirious from fever." Mira posted:Sdrac gnimalf eht htiw maerd gniklat-sdrawkcab emas eht evah uoy did?
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 22:17 |
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Writer Cath posted:He's talking clown talk. Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 23:00 |
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Martytoof posted:Trab pu kcip! Pick-a-bar? What the hell's a pick-a-bar?
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 23:06 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Pick-a-bar? What the hell's a pick-a-bar? I'm going to find a new bar to drink in, and I'm going to get drunker than I've ever been in my entire life! Where's my wallet?
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 23:41 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'm going to find a new bar to drink in, and I'm going to get drunker than I've ever been in my entire life! Where's my wallet? Right here, Charlie!
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