The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Sturmtiger IV: Jun 20, 2004; So is that thing a robot or a monkey or what

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Yo, um, I must've, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut.

Look at those poor CharlieFoxtrots back on land with their "laws" and "ethics". They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:57

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# ? May 16, 2024 13:53

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Yo, um, I must've, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut.

Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead: how I missed you.

I mean, I think I'm dying.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:58

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

It's these new dentures.

Probably misses his old glasses.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:02

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Probably misses his old glasses.

Let's not listen.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:09

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mira posted:

Let's not listen.

Put down that quoting stick! :mad:

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:11

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Sturmtiger IV posted:

Look at those poor CharlieFoxtrots back on land with their "laws" and "ethics". They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

Hiring me as your attorney, you'll also recieve this free smoking monkey.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:16

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Who does he think he is with that slingshot in his back pocket, Dennis the Menace?

LI'L BASTARD GENERAL MISCHIEF KIT

quote:

_{Mr. Wilson or something.}

LI'L BASTARD BRAINWASHING KIT

# ? Oct 12, 2014 08:33

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mira posted:

Let's not listen.

Hey, everybody, an old man's talking!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 12:24

drowningidiot: Sep 27, 2014

TMMadman posted:

Hiring me as your attorney, you'll also recieve this free smoking monkey.

Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 12:46

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

MondayHotDog posted:

It's these new dentures.

All right MondayHotDog, since you broke jscolon's teeth, he gets to break yours!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 15:34

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

MondayHotDog needs braces!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 15:45

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Dental plan!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 16:43

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

All right MondayHotDog, since you broke jscolon's teeth, he gets to break yours!

Sure, Root Bear, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 17:05

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

TMMadman posted:

Sure, Root Bear, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance.

Gee, TMMadman, that seems a little extreme. Couldn't you just bash my brains in?

# ? Oct 12, 2014 19:56

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Sturmtiger IV posted:

Look at those poor CharlieFoxtrots back on land with their "laws" and "ethics". They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

Thrust! Parry! Stab stab stab stab!

Oooh, he ain't pretty no more.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:01

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

MondayHotDog posted:

Thrust! Parry! Stab stab stab stab!

Oooh, he ain't pretty no more.

Thrust

And grab

Yourself

Right there

# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:09

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

Sure, Root Bear, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance.

Oh. But they'll grow back, right?

# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:26

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mira posted:

Thrust

And grab

Yourself

Right there

I said "Step pause turn pause pivot step step", not "Step pause turn pause pivot step pause"!

Hghhh, shudder!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:32

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

Oh. But they'll grow back, right?

Look! Skeesix lost his baby legs!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:46

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

I said "Step pause turn pause pivot step step", not "Step pause turn pause pivot step pause"!

Hghhh, shudder!

Tappa, tappa, tappa!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:46

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Pulla, pulla, pulla!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:47

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Deviant posted:

Pulla, pulla, pulla!

Woozle wuzzle?

# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:57

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Mister Kingdom posted:

Woozle wuzzle?

Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 21:09

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.

Heh, heh. I don't get it.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 21:21

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.

Oh my God, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican!

# ? Oct 12, 2014 22:52

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.

Hello. I'm collecting for the Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns. Last year, tornadoes claimed the lives of seventy-five Jewish clowns. The worst incident was during our convention in Lubbock, Texas. There were floppy shoes and rainbow wigs everywhere. It was terrible! :cry:

# ? Oct 12, 2014 23:21

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Put down that quoting stick!

It seems the goons won.

Did they? That quoting stick with a nail in it may have defeated us. But the goons won't stop there. They'll make bigger quoting sticks and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a quoting stick with a nail so big, it will destroy them all!

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:41