KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

potee posted:

The Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub! You gotta get 'em outta the drawers and down to NBC or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to Japanese TV!

You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 15:10

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# ? May 17, 2024 22:38

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

potee posted:

The Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub! You gotta get 'em outta the drawers and down to NBC or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to Japanese TV!

Who is this? :haw:

# ? Oct 12, 2014 15:36

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Root Bear posted:

Who is this?

# ? Oct 12, 2014 20:49

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

regulargonzalez posted:

The guy's Jewish two days, he's already making Jewish jokes.

No, it offends me as a comedian.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 00:28

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian". You may tell jokes, Mr. Sash!, but you are no Comedian.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 00:32

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

potee posted:

# ? Oct 13, 2014 01:06

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Ginette Reno posted:

Uncle Leo??

# ? Oct 13, 2014 02:35

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Shima Honnou posted:

Uncle Leo??

JERRY

*MmPH*

HELLO

*mmPH*

ANSWER THE drat PHONE

# ? Oct 13, 2014 03:06

regulargonzalez: Aug 18, 2006; UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER

Kull the Conqueror posted:

JERRY

*MmPH*

HELLO

*mmPH*

ANSWER THE drat PHONE

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back!

# ? Oct 13, 2014 05:03

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

when you're done regulargonzalez, and bring it directly to me. Mr. Steinbrenner is very interested in this. Yes, regulargonzalez. I want you to make this project a top priority.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 14:24

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

TMMadman posted:

In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian". You may tell jokes, Mr. Sash!, but you are no Comedian.

I've got the Kavorka, Jerry! :ohdear:

# ? Oct 13, 2014 15:35

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Roark posted:

I've got the Kavorka, Jerry!

He's sexual, athletic, and without a trace of self-conciousness!

# ? Oct 13, 2014 20:04

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

potee posted:

He's sexual, athletic, and without a trace of self-conciousness!

His buttocks are sublime

# ? Oct 13, 2014 22:39

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Roark posted:

I've got the Kavorka, Jerry!

He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 23:06

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

TMMadman posted:

He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away.

In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.

# ? Oct 13, 2014 23:35

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.

...Look away, I'm hideous!

# ? Oct 14, 2014 02:52

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

I can't believe I just noticed Puddy, staring and perfectly motionless in the background :aaaaa:

# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:06

pyromance: Sep 25, 2006

Yeah, that's right.

# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:18

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

High five!

# ? Oct 14, 2014 15:20

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Hey, it's potee.

I got nothing to say.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:20

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

potee posted:

Hey, it's potee.

I got nothing to say.

So what's potee doing?

He's not doing anything. Goodbye!

# ? Oct 17, 2014 16:55

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

Believe it or not, Zeke isn't at home,
Please leave a message at the beep,
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone,
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home ...

# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:04

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

Hey, it's potee.

I got nothing to say.

Potee likes his chicken spicy.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 17:10

LifeGetsWorser: Oct 23, 2010; Me "IRL"; Fun Shoe

Well potee, I'm going to be honest, we could go either way on you.

But what the hell, we need somebody.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 18:13

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Hey, I post on the Something Awful forums: "We don't care, and it shows."

# ? Oct 18, 2014 03:55

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

So apparently, Friends is going on Netflix. If they made that happen, could Seinfeld be next?

# ? Oct 18, 2014 04:50

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Coffee And Pie posted:

So apparently, Friends is going on Netflix. If they made that happen, could Seinfeld be next?

I don't think the network will go for it.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 05:42

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Coffee And Pie posted:

So apparently, Friends is going on Netflix. If they made that happen, could Seinfeld be next?

If Netflix got King of the Hill and Seinfeld after Friends...gently caress I do I only watch reruns?

I used to be a glorious cableboy

# ? Oct 18, 2014 06:18

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Sash! posted:

If Netflix got King of the Hill and Seinfeld after Friends...gently caress I do I only watch reruns?

I used to be a glorious cableboy

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LITTLE CABLE BOY? :cry:

King of the Hill's already been on Netflix and got taken down. I hope it comes back, though. And yeah, if Seinfeld gets added, poo poo, that's all I'll be watching.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 06:23

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Netflix, Jerry. Netflix.

# ? Oct 18, 2014 14:49

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:16

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Hank Morgan posted:

I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything.

Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up. A computer! We can check porn! And stock quotes!

# ? Oct 20, 2014 10:04

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

Shima Honnou posted:

Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up. A computer! We can check porn! And stock quotes!

Hello, Mr. Honnou? You wanna buy a computer? No? Why not? All right, I see! Good answer! Thank you!

# ? Oct 20, 2014 11:46

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

ZekeNY posted:

Hello, Mr. Honnou? You wanna buy a computer? No? Why not? All right, I see! Good answer! Thank you!

I guess your mother was right. You never could compete with LLOYD BRAUN!

# ? Oct 20, 2014 13:18

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!