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thespaceinvader posted:You should. Nothing makes a university take notice like letters in the Telegraph. Highly tempting. Between this and them putting me in inaccessible classrooms THREE TIMES over the past year, despite my being the only physically disabled student on my course, I'm just getting angry.
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"Prove that the sum of two irrational numbers is an irrational number" is not a valid homework question.
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Soylent Pudding posted:Not really, which is why I clarified that regardless of sensibility it's still something that is terribly frustrating and possibly offensive to a lot of students seeking medical treatment. If you're pregnant and get offended when a medical facility asks if you're pregnant, you seriously need to grow the gently caress up. It's time to start taking into account that you have a thing growing inside your loving beer gut and learn some responsibility. We don't need some deformed offspring walking the streets at night, mangling people, just because you lied to a doctor and took medicine that changed a normal kid into the monster from It's Alive.
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chemosh6969 posted:If you're pregnant and get offended when a medical facility asks if you're pregnant, you seriously need to grow the gently caress up. It's time to start taking into account that you have a thing growing inside your loving beer gut and learn some responsibility. We don't need some deformed offspring walking the streets at night, mangling people, just because you lied to a doctor and took medicine that changed a normal kid into the monster from It's Alive. um
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:06 |
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chemosh6969 posted:If you're pregnant and get offended when a medical facility asks if you're pregnant, you seriously need to grow the gently caress up. It's time to start taking into account that you have a thing growing inside your loving beer gut and learn some responsibility. We don't need some deformed offspring walking the streets at night, mangling people, just because you lied to a doctor and took medicine that changed a normal kid into the monster from It's Alive. Actually, I think we do.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:"Prove that the sum of two irrational numbers is an irrational number" is not a valid homework question. pi + -pi = 0. What a bad homework problem.
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chemosh6969 posted:If you're pregnant and get offended when a medical facility asks if you're pregnant, you seriously need to grow the gently caress up. It's time to start taking into account that you have a thing growing inside your loving beer gut and learn some responsibility. We don't need some deformed offspring walking the streets at night, mangling people, just because you lied to a doctor and took medicine that changed a normal kid into the monster from It's Alive. It's me. I'm the deformed offspring walking the streets at night.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:44 |
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chemosh6969 posted:If you're pregnant and get offended when a medical facility asks if you're pregnant, you seriously need to grow the gently caress up. It's time to start taking into account that you have a thing growing inside your loving beer gut and learn some responsibility. We don't need some deformed offspring walking the streets at night, mangling people, just because you lied to a doctor and took medicine that changed a normal kid into the monster from It's Alive. How loving hard is it for some of y'all to grasp that non sexually active students get upset when doctors don't trust that answer? This is doubly true down here in the deep South, "That Doctor wouldn't stop questioning my commitment to Christ."
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Soylent Pudding posted:How loving hard is it for some of y'all to grasp that non sexually active students get upset when doctors don't trust that answer? This is doubly true down here in the deep South, "That Doctor wouldn't stop questioning my commitment to Christ." On the other hand, it's equally likely to be "Are your parents going to sue us if there's anything important you're not telling us?" from the university staff's side. Personally, I sympathize with both sides but American culture today is such that the university most likely will get sued if the student lies and the university proceeds in error as a result. It's never the special snowflake's fault.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:"Prove that the sum of two irrational numbers is an irrational number" is not a valid homework question. lol wow what class is this for?
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A White Guy posted:My university just sent out an email titled 'Ebola:Being Prepared' . The content of the email is 'Oh, we're totally prepared in case Ebola somehow arrives in (middle of nowhere, California)' . A moderately severe flu epidemic would actually be way harder for most places to deal with than an Ebola outbreak.
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Cythereal posted:It's never the special snowflake's fault. I'm not really sure why people need to keep explaining an "on the other hand" for a sensible policy that is annoying. But if there is one complaint I think we can all agree on it's that there is always the special snowflake ruining it for everyone.
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Gobblecoque posted:It's me. Don't worry, I'll be your friend. Pay no mind to Angry McAngerson over there.
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Cake Attack posted:lol wow what class is this for? Introduction to Advanced Mathematics. It's a high-end math class only for people that like math enough to major or minor in it. I saw that question and wrestled with it for a while before I realized that I was trying to prove the impossible. I felt like a dummy but really, a college professor teaching a 300-level math class should know better.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 07:05 |
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I am at the end of my loving rope. I have asked people to stop with the "cremb" poo poo repeatedly and they just. keep. doing. it. It's gotten to the point where it could probably be considered harassment.
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I am at the end of my loving rope. I have asked people to stop with the "cremb" poo poo repeatedly and they just. keep. doing. it. It's gotten to the point where it could probably be considered harassment. Someone smarter than me once said "if you try to force a meme too hard, you'll end up with hemorrhoids."
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Someone smarter than me once said "if you try to force a meme too hard, you'll end up with hemorrhoids." Haha, real funny. If you don't know what I'm talking about stay out of it.
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Haha, real funny. If you don't know what I'm talking about stay out of it. Steampunk iPhone posted:- Almost every day some dipshit will try to "give me the cremb". I know I'm a tall guy but it's not loving funny. It's just annoying Steampunk iPhone posted:Also, I was talking to my lab TA earlier and she kept trying to cremb me. I thought people grew out of that poo poo after freshman year Steampunk iPhone posted:Also, that "cremb" crap is still going on. It's just stupid as gently caress. Cage has a new favorite as of 17:10 on Oct 14, 2014 |
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I swear to god every time someone rides a longboard across campus, 3 morons see them and decide it's a great idea. I almost hit one with my car today when he was more focused on pushing off every 3 feet than looking both ways before crossing the street.
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Cage posted:No one knows what cremb is so just tell us. "I don't think you 'get' cremb." Alright, kiddo, someone asked you what the gently caress you were talking about, so go ahead and enlighten us about whatever "social experiment"/class project/viral marketing thing/attention-seeking ploy you've come up with. It's your time to shine.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:"I don't think you 'get' cremb." I guess I thought it was more widespread than it was... maybe it's just a thing at my school. People take a Gatorade bottle or one of those water bottles with the squeeze top and try to spray your rear end with the drink when you're not looking.
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I guess I thought it was more widespread than it was... maybe it's just a thing at my school. People take a Gatorade bottle or one of those water bottles with the squeeze top and try to spray your rear end with the drink when you're not looking. Are you sure you're not looking for the Highschool Complaints thread? Because this was popular in high school, but I've never seen it in college.
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Warmachine posted:Are you sure you're not looking for the Highschool Complaints thread? Because this was popular in high school, but I've never seen it in college. I am a pre-med student at a top university, thanks.
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I am a pre-med student at a top university, thanks.
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I am a pre-med student at a top university, thanks. Top university in crembing
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I am a pre-med student at a top university, thanks. You're a random schmuck. The biology and chemistry departments at the university where I work got together last year to get t-shirts for all the professors and TAs that read "Saving lives, one failed pre-med at a time."
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Gobblecoque posted:Top university in crembing It's the cremb of the crop.
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Cythereal posted:You're a random schmuck. The biology and chemistry departments at the university where I work got together last year to get t-shirts for all the professors and TAs that read "Saving lives, one failed pre-med at a time." Wouldn't labeling yourself a pre-med just paint a big fat target on you?
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Bad Roy posted:Highly tempting. Between this and them putting me in inaccessible classrooms THREE TIMES over the past year, despite my being the only physically disabled student on my course, I'm just getting angry. Seriously, you don't get poo poo you don't fight for, and sometimes the best way to fight is to make a big public fuss. Maybe start with an article in the student paper.
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Boiled Water posted:Wouldn't labeling yourself a pre-med just paint a big fat target on you? Oh it does. Pre-meds are a special breed of pain in the rear student.
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I guess I thought it was more widespread than it was... maybe it's just a thing at my school. People take a Gatorade bottle or one of those water bottles with the squeeze top and try to spray your rear end with the drink when you're not looking. Do you have a particularly dry rear end?
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I guess I thought it was more widespread than it was... maybe it's just a thing at my school. People take a Gatorade bottle or one of those water bottles with the squeeze top and try to spray your rear end with the drink when you're not looking. I'm not a litigious person but I'd report someone for assault if they sprayed a drink on me. Good luck getting into med school with a record.
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Remember, never stick up for yourself in public. Too many headaches. Go to the police for your wet rear end problems.
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Blue_monday posted:I'm not a litigious person but I'd report someone for assault if they sprayed a drink on me. Good luck getting into med school with a record. hopefully the police would ruin their loving lives I mean im not litigious but being wet just crosses the loving line sorry for swearing
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 20:49 |
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gently caress calling the 5-0, what we need here is some street justice. Carry one of the big liter bottles of the reddest sports drink you can find with you to class, and then beat yourself over the head with it for letting people get away with spraying you with poo poo for months
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 21:05 |
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I'm in an MBA program. The classes are typically small and rather interactive with the material. Someone brought up an example about downsizing, citing a study that people who work at a company that is experiencing layoffs typically have health issues correlated. Weight gain, high blood pressure, depression/anxiety, whatever. So people who are being laid off or those who are worried can have lingering health issues. One of the weirdo engineers in the class pipes up "But if they're underperforming employees, why does it matter if they have health problems?" I thought it was a dark joke and I snickered. He was serious. So, yeah, I met the guy who personifies the beep-boop soulless Scrooge robot that all the MBA jokes are written about. He's also smelly and wears cargo shorts to every class.
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canyoneer posted:I'm in an MBA program. The classes are typically small and rather interactive with the material. Someone brought up an example about downsizing, citing a study that people who work at a company that is experiencing layoffs typically have health issues correlated. Weight gain, high blood pressure, depression/anxiety, whatever. So people who are being laid off or those who are worried can have lingering health issues. I'm running a business, not a charity.
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Cythereal posted:Oh it does. Pre-meds are a special breed of pain in the rear student. Pre-anything students are quite frequently twits. As are a lot of early CS students or people trying to become engineers. Soooooo many of them are like "oh what, you have to actually work to get these high paying high prestige jobs? gently caress, man." chemosh6969 posted:I'm running a business, not a charity. Except that these days "downsizing" often means "how can I eliminate 1/3 of the staff, force the rest to pick up the slack, and quit giving them raises?" Downsizing very commonly means that the boss decided he isn't rich enough and is going to go on a rampage of dicking over as many people as he can.
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Or you're a CEO looking to move to better things and get those sweet incentive bonuses, so you need to show consistent growth for eight consecutive quarters, and ,my gosh, looking at what we're paying these people it's ridiculous.
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Or the business really is failing and it turns out EVERYONE loses their job!
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