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Toaster Beef posted:I had someone leave a Facebook post on my wall a while back that said "I just saw a Jeff George avatar on the SA forums. What the gently caress?" <--------- Owns so hard
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Toaster Beef posted:I had someone leave a Facebook post on my wall a while back that said "I just saw a Jeff George avatar on the SA forums. What the gently caress?" Never leave us, Beef.
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Oct 14, 2014 23:24
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TB is rubbing off on Febreeze, as he included a silent panel or two. Much like TB would. MORE COLLABORATION!
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Oct 14, 2014 23:51
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Hockles posted:TB is rubbing off on Febreeze, as he included a silent panel or two. Much like TB would. I've done silent panels plenty of times before 
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Oct 14, 2014 23:59
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I love it. Although I've had my old one so long I'm not gonna recognize my posts for a while.
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Oct 15, 2014 00:04
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Febreeze posted:I've done silent panels plenty of times before I know. I just want an easy excuse for more collaboration.
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Oct 15, 2014 00:05
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Dango Bango posted:I love it. Although I've had my old one so long I'm not gonna recognize my posts for a while. I thoroughly enjoy Agent Barry Twitching but this one is pretty awesome.
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Oct 15, 2014 00:19
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Febreeze posted:I've done silent panels plenty of times before They're all silent 
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Febreeze posted:I've done silent panels plenty of times before 
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Dango Bango posted:I love it. Although I've had my old one so long I'm not gonna recognize my posts for a while. Is one of those signals a man digging in his own rear end in a top hat?
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Oct 15, 2014 00:48
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DOOP posted:<--------- <<<<<<<<<<Get on my level. Clearly it's Jeff George's crotch area they recognized.
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Oct 15, 2014 00:53
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Bjay9 posted:<<<<<<<<<<Get on my level. Go long and go deep indeed.
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Dango Bango posted:I love it. Although I've had my old one so long I'm not gonna recognize my posts for a while. hahaha I love it
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Oct 15, 2014 01:55
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Febreeze posted:Not everybody liked the Eagles all black uniforms This is hilarious, good work.
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Oct 15, 2014 02:03
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Febreeze that's one of the best alt texts you've had
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"Boil" We are a diamond in the rough I cut my teeth on bad football in the 90's. And this football makes no sense, In a drunken haze, and very angry. But everybody's like "q.b.'s, draft em, they're a dime a dozen Just sign Tebow, heard it from my cousin," We don't care, we're winnin Lombardi in our dreams. And everybody's like good coach, Good D, diamonds on your fingers. When you find success, it tends to linger. We don't care, this was never a love affair. Because you make my blood boil! (boil!) The run game established!, A running game is just the best. To keep your pass game nice and fresh Let me just get drunker! (drunker!) turn the Lions off the TV And maybe I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, Do something useful on a Sunday. The Farthousers have cracked the code. We count our teams wins on one hand with heavy drinking. And everyone who knows us knows that we're really pissed, We didn't have hope anyway. But everybody's like "q.b.'s, draft em, they're a dime a dozen Just sign Tebow, heard it from my cousin," We don't care, we're winnin Lombardi in our dreams. And everybody's like good coach, Good D, diamonds on your fingers. When you find success, it tends to linger. We don't care, this was never a love affair. Because you make my blood boil! (boil!) The run game established!, A running game is just the best. To keep your pass game nice and fresh Let me just get drunker! (drunker!) turn the Lions off the TV And maybe I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, Do something useful on a Sunday. Ooh ooh oh They're worse than we ever dreamed, And I'm piss drunk at quarter after 3. Ooh ooh oh Life is terrible out here We are too drunk to begin to care. Because you make my blood boil! (boil!) The run game established!, A running game is just the best. To keep your pass game nice and fresh Let me just get drunker! (drunker!) turn the Lions off the TV And maybe I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, Do something useful on a Sunday. Just fired this out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIKh6sBtc Lorde - Royals cucka fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Oct 15, 2014 |
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Oct 15, 2014 06:33
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cucka posted:Lorde - Royals Something about the running game and bad drafting and Royals makes me think this could work in a different sport. Or maybe that's just because I have no clue what is going on in the world right now because it makes no sense.
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Grittybeard posted:Something about the running game and bad drafting and Royals makes me think this could work in a different sport. I could see that. I was just having a very late dinner and had Royals get stuck in my head, so I took a first draft swing at it for funsies. E: did i get it at least half right writing wise. I know it's clunky but it took me all of 10 minutes to hammer it out and singing along, it's not all that off syllable count or anything, and I managed to warp a little of Weird Al's tonality into the hook without it being too jarring. Also, i figured it out, it's not my computer stopping me, my mic just broke outright, i think. So if I can squirrel away a few dollars to get a new mic, the Lions album MIGHT be back on. I got ground to cover tho, but it seems like a fun challenge at this point. I'll be honest. It's almost certainly not happening this year, but my dream of dreams would be to start a Lions project and they manage to unfuck themselves for long enough for it to be an optimistic thing. I won't even dream big, over .500 would be worth it. I just don't wanna start the drat thing then have them fall apart 2 weeks later, which, to be frank about it, is logically inevitable. But drat... that would be fun. That'd be the Agonistes to the Triumphans in one fell swoop. Lions Agonistes and Lions Triumphans, as a huge fan of Garry Wills "Nixon Agonistes," are kind of a two part duality of being a lions fan. The times when hope appears, and then when is disappears. I doubt this year is that year, but gently caress it would be SO FUN to be writing about them not being terrible. Regardless, other things might be broken. Not that anyone has ever cared, but I like creating, so gently caress it, I'll keep ya posted so you can know when to not care about the half-assed $20 studio effort I can next conceivably do. Note: it might be $25 this time. Yeah, that's right, i'm springing for the good stuff this time. $5 into the budget for recording. It'll be a marked improvement not at all harmed by my hackneyed fly-by-night 10 minute dribble prose sessions. Surely. I kinda did a few rewrites overnight, including one about being broke and how my daughter was more important than, ya know, having any money, but that's sappy as hell AND off topic. I might fire a version out for her if I get recording situated. for her posted:We may never be royals (royals). Thats probably the thing i think i wrote which least sucks so far. I wrote the first hook too, but it needs work. If it's for her, it needs edits. For you lot, you get first drafts. E2ish: If you had a kid as smart and cute as mine, you'd feel compelled to write her songs.  if you think it's weird to share pics of your kids, Edwardian in PSP would tell you at length what wrestlers her kid likes and post photos in that wrestlers merch. She's just awesome and so is her kid. I'm not just a failed Sports Weird Al moron, that's just my spare time when i'm utterly incompetent. cucka fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Oct 15, 2014 |
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I took my daughter to her first Colts game last year shortly after she turned 5. She loved the mascots, the fun snacks, the cheerleaders, the people in costume, the spectacle, the energy. At the end of the day I asked her what her favorite part was. After thinking it over for a moment, she said "I liked when Andrew Luck threw the touchdowns." I'd totally write her a song.
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Oct 15, 2014 14:40
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ITT we write our children songs... and mock the childless for being forever virgins! drat IT! That photo is proof. A woman once stayed with my weird self for 10 years to produce that adorable posting machine. Suck It Nerds. I bred. That means that I suck at writing AND music, and still can procreate. Even terrible musicians pick up tail it seems. E: Side note, she seems more into baseball. Go Tigers... but they suck too so I don't see much difference except they regularly make the playoffs rather than just falling apart in advance to save the effort. Christ, the Lions had to battle like hell to conquer any resemblance of hope last year. It's like if you asked the son of a poor lions fan in Flint in the 80's, what was ...ayoffs and he answered what it between "layoffs" and "playoffs?" I'm not sure that last bit makes sense, but gently caress it, the German's bombed pearl harbor, i'm on a roll. cucka fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Oct 15, 2014 |
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Oct 15, 2014 14:56
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Cool kids own I'm glad you have a cool kid.
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My daughter is 2 and won't wear the Ryan Jersey her Grandparents bought her. She'll rock the poo poo out of the Falcons cotton t-shirt I bought last week, though. 
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ZenVulgarity posted:Cool kids own I'm glad you have a cool kid. She rules. It's axiomatic. She wants to learn to play piano. She's 2 1/2. Also, when she rides in my truck, she holds her hands in front of her, fists balled, and goes "RRRRRrrrrrrrRRRR" like the truck engine while she's pretending to steer. She figured out where the automatic lock button was yesterday. Took me 10 minutes of "put your finger off the button" so I could get her out because she thought it was funny. Kids owns, football owns, farthouse owns. For the record, I was terrified of having children until the second I had one. I love it now. The most rewarding part of my life, easily. How could you not love a face that cute? My girl has a Lions hat. And she loves rocking my winter Red Wings hat. She steals it off my head. E: Chimeric posted:I took my daughter to her first Colts game last year shortly after she turned 5. She loved the mascots, the fun snacks, the cheerleaders, the people in costume, the spectacle, the energy. At the end of the day I asked her what her favorite part was. After thinking it over for a moment, she said "I liked when Andrew Luck threw the touchdowns." What's stopping you? Judging by my work, quality being lacking is not bannable. Find something simple you can relate to. Esp. for a kid song, it's just changing a few bits to twist it to what you want. It's not hard if you have a decent mental music library. To be fair, it's something that has always come easy to me, quality be damned. but I'll offer this. If you legit have an idea, or have just something you would like to try, ask here or PM if it's personal or whatever. I've always said I'd be more than happy to see someone create things better than i did. I make no bones about being a terrible audio engineer, but maybe i could help. Hit me up. That goes to anyone else, as always. Since my recording situation is in peril, I have time to help others who have projects but have a hitch. For the record, TB and Febreeze, this is to you too, if you are just brainfarting in a bad way for an idea or you want someone to talk an idea out with, try me. My hours are irregular, but you might catch me and i'm always down for brainstorming. As an aside, there are some FB SA groups. It might be advantageous if we set up a TFF group as an easy way to share one another's content. Mike Polk on twitter got the browns album to about 2500 views plus you guys, but i want to aim higher this time. cucka fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Oct 15, 2014 |
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Shame on you, raising that poor girl to be a Detroit sports fan  ...naw, just kiddin' dude. That poo poo's adorable
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Fenrir posted:Shame on you, raising that poor girl to be a Detroit sports fan She's my life. I practically never stop smiling. For all the poo poo I've dealt with, I nailed it on the kid. She's loving amazing. Maybe one of these days I'll have her say hi to you guys. She only kinda talks, but she's already got some full sentences at 2 and a half. Her fave naturally is "No i don't want to." Already a pessimist... fate of a Lions fan. 
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"Fiz and the bar fight" To the tune of "Seniorita" by Tenacious D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecP8ns1uS70 Newton, Olsen, trying to get the win Tell me panthers what's the score? Oh, my QB, won't you come and see me Tell me Camy, what's so sore? I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's shakin' out of control His name is Burfict, oh he's such a big dick Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder Tell him that he's gone to far He laughs and tells me to loving gently caress myself Now my blood is boilin' over my soul Hey! Fiz: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. Did you just tell me to loving gently caress myself? VB: Yeah Fiz: Well, I'm tell you to step outside VB: Oh really? Fiz: Yeah, we've got some things to talk about Cam and Gregs ankles VB: Hey! Fiz: Yeah, you harmed them VB: What? Who said? Who are you? Fiz: Yeah, gently caress you you piece of poo poo! When my fist connects at Burfict, falls down to the ground I see he's rammed me with his helmet My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down Burfict runs, got CTE can't chase him! Cam and Olsen, strike out in the presser, "suspend this bitch for some time" Watchin' Burfict, Goodell's loving perfect, slapped him with a fuckin' fine I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you Now my mind is spinnin' out of control!
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cucka posted:ITT we write our children songs... Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing Franchise gonna get you a SB ring To show you that our team won't slouch Franchise gonna get you a Timothy Couch And if that Timothy Couch don't work Franchise gonna get you a Ty Detmer And if that Ty Detmer aint fun Franchise gonna get you a Pederson And if that Pederson's a sin Franchise gonna get you a Spergon Wynn And if that Spergon Wynn is dumb Franchise gonna get you Kelly Holcomb And if Kelly Holcomb is a bad idea Franchise gonna get you a Garcia And if that Garcia gets shown Franchise gonna get you a Luke McCown And if that Luke McCown is worse Franchise gonna get you a Trent Dilfer And if that Trent Dilfer won't try Franchise gonna get you a Charlie Frye And if that Charlie Frye can't run Franchise gonna get you an Anderson And if that Anderson can't win Franchise gonna get you a Brady Quinn And if Brady Quinn is not the key Franchise gonna get you a Ken Dorsey And if Dorsey plays like an amputee Franchise gonna get you a Gradkowski And if that Gradkowski does annoy Franchise gonna get you a Colt McCoy And if that McCoy's bell gets rung Franchise gonna get you a Jake Delhomme And if that Jake Delhomme can't pass Franchise gonna get Seneca Wallace And if that Wallace is a cretin Franchise gonna get you an old Weeden And if that Old Weeden plays like hell Franchise gonna get you Jason Campbell And if that Jay Campbell is poor Franchise gonna get you Brian Hoyer And if Brian Hoyer can't play well Franchise gonna get you... wait you like Hoyer? Awesome. Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Oct 15, 2014 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing loving 
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ You have to make an audio recording of this. I can hear all the inflections and oscillations perfectly in my mind but I need to know the writer's intent. In my head the singer is totally exasperated by the time we get to Weeden.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing jesus christ
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing ho leeeeeeee
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing This needs to be shared among all Cleveland fans... how can I credit you on Facebook?
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Hush little Browns fan don't say a thing
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Hockles posted:This needs to be shared among all Cleveland fans... how can I credit you on Facebook? Mel Mudkiper works haha
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"The Puppy Bowl" posted:You have to make an audio recording of this. I can hear all the inflections and oscillations perfectly in my mind but I need to know the writer's intent. In my head the singer is totally exasperated by the time we get to Weeden. This is ironically exactly how I felt as I was writing it. I got to Brady Quinn and figured I was almost done and then was amazed at how many were left.
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Hockles posted:Oh... Fixed thanks
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