If anyone missed the drama about ArcheAge (a korean mmo), basically a known pedo from EVE (Bobfrommarketing) was a key player in beta and the beginning of release until it was publicly pointed out that he was a pedo. There was a huge shitstorm about this during which several iterations of the AA thread in mmohmo got gassed and some of the posters from imp zone and others trolled all the pedo defenders. My favorite part of all this is the tale of Tokaii, the oldest goon and an ex cop/teacher, who was banned for splitting hairs like an idiot. He came back, was harassed some more for being an idiot and then tried to get banned again but failed. Here is his original ban: Tokaii posted:First, I am 72 and on so many medications that no woman, man or child could turn me on so I have no monkey in this circus. Here is a nice comic BBG made about the post WORST FORUMS GUY posted:Hello Pedophile thread, I made an image for Tokaii, if he still lurks (he does) Tokaii responds to the trolls even though he knows it is a dumb thing to do. Tokaii posted:"Based on" the way movies are "based on" a true story. The true story is there was nothing in that thread about me being a pedo and only a mod's bizarre interpretation of my words could have me supporting pedo's. The true story is that I despise pedo's and am probably the only one here who has ever put a pedo in prison. The true storry is a bunch of childish trolls taking over a thread and seeking their pvp here rather than in the game. Tokaii posted:I do understand this. But the fact that they want me to reply and will mock me when I do does not change my reluctance to let them define who I am. Finally, he gives up. Those horrible trolls have won and Kewpuh has some sort of secret agenda. Tokaii posted:I guess they win. I can't wallow in this sewer any longer. He then makes a thread to say goodbye and attempt to be banned, and someone replies with the quote about hebephilia Tokaii posted:I don't want to waste the time of anyone who doesn't know me here on SA. If you do know me it may be from one of my threads which were favorably received over the 10 years I"ve been a member such as: The next morning, he finally figures out how to autoban.
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SplitSoul posted:My favourite part about this, although I might be misremembering, was that their tree puller got stolen because they had chained it... to a tree. haha holy poo poo how did I forget about that? I miss all of these doomed goon projects and the fyad threads they used to generate.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 16:00 |
Tokaii posted:I am not fit for a culture which encourages lies and character assassination Just a reminder that this man admitted to carrying a pistol to put in the hands of any unarmed minority he might accidentally murder in the course of his job as a Chicago cop. Also a reminder that Goons rushed to defend this action. Edit: vv See? There they go. "It's totally unreasonable to hold a man accountable for his actions." "He only participated in those gross violations of the law and peoples' civil rights for the four years it took him to find another job. Don't be so judgy." Tokaii posted:In a worse situation all of us carried either a drop knife or a drop gun to place beside the body. "Just sprinkle some crack on him." Bitching about lies and character assassination on an internet forum is pretty loving rich when you were prepared to assassinate the character of human beings after actually assassinating them, all in the name of upholding the law. Also, it's OK to perform an illegal search, then break out a tail-light and commit perjury to justify the search, because "there was no doubt about their guilt." Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 17:37 on Oct 13, 2014 |
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:09 |
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There's no way that guy is 72 years old.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:16 |
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Tokaii is proof that "gently caress the police" is a ageless sentiment.
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He also wound up quitting the force because of all that corrupt poo poo, remember.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:19 |
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Tokaii seemed alright, but we eat our old here
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:He also wound up quitting the force because of all that corrupt poo poo, remember. Yeah, it is very disingenious to blame him for that: that was the state of the Chicago PD, which he joined at a young age. He had the courage to quit a job that he wanted, because he couldn't stand the corruption.
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And then he said "oh ahem actually it's epebephilia" which undid all the good things he did in his life.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:34 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:Tokaii seemed alright Tokaii posted:Psychologists know that study after study (brain imaging, etc)show that men of all ages find females most attractive around age 16. Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Tokaii is proof that "gently caress the police" is a ageless sentiment. Don't gently caress the police.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 17:40 |
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That guy might want to understand that "It's a bit weird that we treat people the same who molest 3-year-olds as people who sleep with 17-year-olds" doesn't mean that we need to say "It's OK to sleep with 17-year-olds". Both can be wrong to do.
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theflyingorc posted:That guy might want to understand that "It's a bit weird that we treat people the same who molest 3-year-olds as people who sleep with 17-year-olds" doesn't mean that we need to say "It's OK to sleep with 17-year-olds". Both can be wrong to do. In this case it was a 14 year old IIRC
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Bad Bromance posted:In this case it was a 14 year old IIRC That's fine, that just makes him more wrong than in my example.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 18:55 |
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Tokaii is proof that "gently caress the police" is a ageless sentiment. Do not give this advice to minors however.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 19:08 |
I dont think he condoned either pedo or ephebophilia in either case. It was a very poorly timed attempt to distinguish between both pathologies and he was unaware that it was a typical Reddit style defense of disgusting things.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 19:11 |
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op.... op, op, oppa reddit style defense of disgusting things
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 19:13 |
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Stroop There It Is posted:Among many other things, you should probably be insulted by this: I'd give him leeway because he's an old dude and if one of your grandparents hasn't said something insanely offensive your grandparents are poo poo. At the same time I don't really care either way because who wants grandparents stinking up the joint
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 19:38 |
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Drone_Fragger posted:Saying "Eggs" (huevos) in spain is usually used to refer to your balls as a slang term. You would have to be really really exact with your phrasing to actually use that word in spain in any sentence. dijon du jour posted:Is that why when I ordered huevos rancheros a cowboy came and put his balls in my mouth.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 20:06 |
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theflyingorc posted:That guy might want to understand that "It's a bit weird that we treat people the same who molest 3-year-olds as people who sleep with 17-year-olds" doesn't mean that we need to say "It's OK to sleep with 17-year-olds". Both can be wrong to do.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 20:25 |
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Three-Phase posted:That guy is nuts! Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Nah, he's just in love.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:He also wound up quitting the force because of all that corrupt poo poo, remember. He was actually one of the least corrupt, by his own words. The problem was primarily the 20-30% of cops who were corrupt as gently caress, and the rest of them who saw but didn't report it because of the "thin blue line", and anyone who did try to report was harassed like crazy and put into serious danger to teach them not to be a narc. I think he said he saw a lot of really shady stuff, but in his day there wasn't really anything a non-corrupt cop could do besides stand up to it, ruin his career, and possibly die on the job when your back-up fucks off to teach you a lesson. I'm pretty sure he quit well sooner then he needed to keep his pension because he couldn't stand it anymore, and took up teaching. Again, this is all his own words, and the only thing I remember as proof was when he went undercover in the KKK/Neo-Nazis and his picture ran in the front page of the local papers, causing old friends to think he was a white supremacist for years.
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Big Anime Fan Here posted:hey i wasn't around for the thing where Ralp made cool parallels between irl crimes and their harsh consequences and forums indiscretions and punishments or whatever, but the real comparison to draw from the forums is that every time one of the gbs mods or admins kirks out and starts banning a bunch of people for calling them names it is the manifestation of every time they did not have the courage to shoot up the school.
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pentyne posted:Again, this is all his own words, and the only thing I remember as proof was when he went undercover in the KKK/Neo-Nazis and his picture ran in the front page of the local papers, causing old friends to think he was a white supremacist for years. I have to remember this excuse.
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pentyne posted:He was actually one of the least corrupt, by his own words. The problem was primarily the 20-30% of cops who were corrupt as gently caress, and the rest of them who saw but didn't report it because of the "thin blue line", and anyone who did try to report was harassed like crazy and put into serious danger to teach them not to be a narc. He sounds like a 50 foot ant bullshit guy to me.
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If you thought you were supposed to believe 50 foot ant you have problems.
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pentyne posted:He was actually one of the least corrupt, by his own words. The problem was primarily the 20-30% of cops who were corrupt as gently caress, and the rest of them who saw but didn't report it because of the "thin blue line", and anyone who did try to report was harassed like crazy and put into serious danger to teach them not to be a narc. the reason serpico is a good movie is that it ends and doesn't just keep going and going until serpico becomes a defender of pedos
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 14:37 |
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Serpico was a real guy Good joke though
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 15:43 |
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This just in from the Schadenfreude thread: Context here was someone was talking about how Australia is known for dangerous critters, but America has bears and cougars. And someone's counter argument was that you could at least see bears and cougars coming, unlike spiders and snakes and small poo poo that KILLS you. M.C. McMic posted:You probably wouldn't see a cougar coming. Pierzak posted:I'm sorry she faked it with you.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 17:11 |
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Keg posted:g0m: instead of being bad and strange about modding gbs, I'm gonna try to be good and funny instead as an experiment
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HaB posted:This just in from the Schadenfreude thread: M.C. McMic posted:Can one the people who's so excited about this joke explain to me what it means exactly? I'm not getting it. M.C. McMic posted:I'm aware. I'm just not putting two and two together when it comes to me not "seeing her coming" and her faking an orgasm. Or is it just the cougar pun people are excited about?
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Not a gamechanging quote by any means but it gave me a smile.Jedit posted:Groundhog Day is on TV so often here that it's practically immersive.
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quote:You probably wouldn't see a cougar coming. quote:If she faked an orgasm, wouldn't I have seen her coming? I don't get it.
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Pope Guilty posted:If you thought you were supposed to believe 50 foot ant you have problems. I was reading this horrible grotesque post about a child war victim and it was kind of getting to me in a bad way but about half way through something in my head said "50 foot ant". I scrolled up to check and sure enough it was his post. I felt so much better knowing none of that poo poo was true.
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Volume posted:I was reading this horrible grotesque post about a child war victim and it was kind of getting to me in a bad way but about half way through something in my head said "50 foot ant". I scrolled up to check and sure enough it was his post. I felt so much better knowing none of that poo poo was true. It probably is totally true and by coincidence he also wrote about it. Hope this helps you sleep tonight.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Continued... (about men who think women orgasms are a myth\rarity) LingcodKilla posted:Can you prove it one way or the other? LingcodKilla posted:Yeah none of that is proof. Did the orangutan tell you personally that she wasn't just faking it to make her partner feel like a stud? I got it on good authority that study feeling orangutan give you 100% durans. LingcodKilla posted:Oh right I got this.... LingcodKilla posted:I'm saying it's hard for a layman to prove compared to a man orgasming. I'm sure a scientist in a lab with all sorts of sensors could prove it for an individual woman.
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Mans posted:Some extra "goons can't comprehend sex" quotes. Never change, goons.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 22:09 |
Mans posted:(about men who think women orgasms are a myth\rarity) tbf it probably is rare when your partner is a goon
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 22:09 |
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Mans posted:Some extra "goons can't comprehend sex" quotes.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Is this dork a time-traveler from a hundred years ago? No, it's a goon from the Sex Questions thread. Which may be the same thing. Mans beat me to the post on that one, because it's solid gold comprehension failure.
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Xander77 posted:I believe you'll find it's perfectly ok to sleep with 17-year-olds in Iceland, because that's the age of consent there. Please refer to the post at the top of the page for further information.
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