Classicist posted:

i spent years in college forgoing what i thought were frivolous wastes of time. i didn't check twitter, i unbookmarked cracked. when i finally received my diploma i thought i would treat myself to something fun, but what i got instead was the rude realization that the 7 hottest skills in silicon valley were not differential equations, history of jazz, basic competency in spanish, but actually social media savvy, brand awareness, startup mentality

AKP posted:

congrats wth has become the most predictable poster on the entire forum

wth posted:

It's easy to predict when i said I would do it, genius.

i am he posted:

unsticky this thread please

i am he posted:

unsticky this thread please

Jett posted:

man i wanted to post that epic goatse post in the goldmine thread but then i realized it was already here

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I suppose.

Bwee posted:

gently caress you

Matoi Ryuko posted:

You could at least buy me a drink first.

Jett posted:

oh wow our mod actually did something i hope you didn't injure yourself from the strain of clicking that button matoi

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I pressed enter so hard my computer and the whole earth exploded.

wth posted:

the mods actively despise us

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I pressed enter so hard my computer and the whole earth exploded.

Bwee posted:

sticky this thread you piece of poo poo

beer pal posted:

ill hack the brakes on your car if you dont post the graph cruft

LappyDore64 posted:

fellow yobbers, i must make an apology. earlier today i posted this post
which certain of you felt was slutshaming some weeaboo women cosplayer girls. that was never my intention, and i wholeheartedly apologize if that's what i seemed to be implying.

i wasn't implying they were sluts, i was implying that they were exhibitionists and panderers (actually i was pretty explicit about that), but i in no way, shape, or form meant that those women are sluts for having a hobby that is undoubtedly as fun to practice as it is to look at.

let me also apologize right now for my terrible sexism, which stems from having no girlfriend and a deep-seated fear that i will never sexually satisfy a woman even remotely adequately with my tiny, useless penis.

Salmiakki posted:

Bo-Pepper posted:

LappyDore64 posted:

Salmiakki posted:

the fake birdsw were built by teams of incredibly intelligent birds as revenge for scarecrows

wth posted:

*Scott Steiner hands in his score sheet*

Umm, sir? You wrote "The Real Man" for your score.

*Scott Steiner flexes and kisses his bicep*

wth posted:

This whole thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3672507

dogcrash truther posted:

sticky that thread

WetNightmare posted:

gecko man he's pissed - man turns into "harmless" gecko when mad

Classicist posted:

i regularly take my best gal to games at the local park. seems like wholesome fun at first, but i've got kissing on the mind.

dogcrash truther posted:

sticky that thread

Siluvayne posted:

the weed farmers took my pony, when they built their farm on my family's land. her name was princess, and they fed her dank buds until she loved them more than me.

i am he posted:

oedipal complex - its like a maze/obstacle course/prison complex where one man is trapped for a week while cameras watch his every move. theres pictures of his sexy mom all over the walls and sometimes people whipser "sexy mom.." "rate your mom.." over the speakers. when he completes a hard obstacle he's rewarded with a picture of his mom and he doesnt know how to feel about it. at the end of the week the guy is set free but has to correctly answer the question "is your mom sexy." if he wins he gets a car.

dogcrash truther posted: