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  Life hack: don't ever check if you already posted a life hack, just post, keep posting, never stop, don't ever look back
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Cirrial posted:
LIFHAK: U NOT READ GUD? READ DUMMER THING!
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Here's one lifehack from earlier in the thread that is confirmed by a scientist.
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Basically nobody uses the simple English wikipedia, by the way. It was a little over 100,00 articles, whereas the esperanto wikipedia has almost twice that.
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Wanamingo posted:Basically nobody uses the simple English wikipedia, by the way. It was a little over 100,00 articles, whereas the esperanto wikipedia has almost twice that. Life Hack: if English is too hard for you learn Esperanto.
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Oct 16, 2014 05:01
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Whenever I see these, I always assume they were actually invented for people who need to smuggle clean pee into a drug test.
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Oct 16, 2014 05:12
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bringmyfishback posted:Whenever I see these, I always assume they were actually invented for people who need to smuggle clean pee into a drug test. Nah, that'd never work. It'll be cold by the time you hand it over to the person who's doing the test, and that's a dead giveaway. Need to pass a drug test? Get a friend to pee into a ziplock bag and then tape it to your leg! #lifehacks #hackyourlife #420peehacks
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Wanamingo posted:Nah, that'd never work. It'll be cold by the time you hand it over to the person who's doing the test, and that's a dead giveaway. Or just shove the fake tampon full of clean pee up your vag.
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Oct 16, 2014 05:36
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Plinkey posted:Or just shove the fake tampon full of clean pee up your vag. That is what I was thinking. Or a really determined individual might put it in their bum.
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Oct 16, 2014 07:57
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Or stop taking drugs for a few days when you have an upcoming drug test? 
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What no that's unheard of! Are you crazy?!
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karl fungus posted:Or stop taking drugs for a few days when you have an upcoming drug test? Wow, you're no fun at all.
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karl fungus posted:Or stop taking drugs for a few days when you have an upcoming drug test? But some can last in your system for weeks
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And never eat those evil poppyseed bagels, you damned hippie! 
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karl fungus posted:Or stop taking drugs for a few days when you have an upcoming drug test? We're talking about the kind of person who would buy a tampon flask in the first place.
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I work in the oilfield at a company where you're given just 45 minutes notice before you go in for drug testing, so I've heard of people doing all sorts of poo poo like this. I just don't do drugs. 
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Oct 16, 2014 19:44
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http://www.testclear.com/ I know people who keep one in their glove box at all times.
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All you have to do is drink a gallon of water with one drop of bleach in it to clean your system out. It's true, I heard it from a perpetually stoned 16-year-old.
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Wanamingo posted:Basically nobody uses the simple English wikipedia, by the way. It was a little over 100,00 articles, whereas the esperanto wikipedia has almost twice that. Last I checked it was the refuge for people that wanted to post confused long-form essays about their favorite cartoons, but had been chased off Wikipedia proper for lack of editing and bad information. It's apparently the wild west for people that want to share "information" about Spongebob over there in simple English land. Or else the whole Simple English Wikipedia is basically designed to go right on the fridge where everyone can see what a good job you did, sport. Case in point: Simple English Wikipedia posted:Squidward's house, A house that Squidward can relax on a grumpy day. Some episodes have Squidward leaning out the window to tell Spongebob and Patrick, "Will you two be quiet. I'm trying to practise my clarinet or sleep or paint." theironjef has a new favorite as of 20:58 on Oct 16, 2014 |
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Pneub posted:All you have to do is drink a gallon of water with one drop of bleach in it to clean your system out. It's true, I heard it from a perpetually stoned 16-year-old. Worried about failing a drug test? Just trip on Datura* instead of LSD! #lifehax *Don't do this. Seriously. The Bad Trip vault on Erowid for Datura is better than any Scared Straight program.
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PhotoKirk posted:Worried about failing a drug test? Just trip on Datura* instead of LSD! #lifehax People ingest atropine containing plants on purpose? 
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The Door Frame posted:People ingest atropine containing plants on purpose? Here are some of the bad trip titles from Erowid: A Brush with Death and Total Confusion Claws Were Closing on My Stomach HPPD Caused by Datura and Other Drugs I.C.U. = Datura's Terrifying Effect A Delerious Experience Eating Bugs While My Friends Convulsed Discovering Delerium Datura Deterrant I Lost My Pets and Almost Burned the House Down A Curious Mind
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Pneub posted:All you have to do is drink a gallon of water with one drop of bleach in it to clean your system out. It's true, I heard it from a perpetually stoned 16-year-old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbn7oxXh38 lifehacks from the greatest metal band
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PhotoKirk posted:Worried about failing a drug test? Just trip on Datura* instead of LSD! #lifehax As is the phenezepam thread here.
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The Door Frame posted:People ingest atropine containing plants on purpose? In prehistoric Southwestern US archaeological sites, especially Classic Period Hohokam and Mesa Verde Ancestral Puebloan, we find little pots that are round with spiky bumps protruding from them. Best guess is that these were used for datura consumption. So yeah, for ritual purposes people consume atropine containing plants.
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Frostyhawk posted:I work in the oilfield at a company where you're given just 45 minutes notice before you go in for drug testing, so I've heard of people doing all sorts of poo poo like this. It's a simple concept. Around heavy machinery? Don't do drugs!
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I like the Simple English Wikipedia for my 5th and 6th grade ESL students, actually. It's great for when we do something with a research component!
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hack the 'bola, print this on leaflets and airdrop them over Africa #BOOMsolved tagged: #life hacks #life hack #ebola #lol #funny #humor #true #fact #facts Ramping up from kitchen sink quick-fixes to life-or-death hacks while speaking just as blithely, I see  Boy, won't Nina Pham feel silly once she sees this one! This isn't a parody site, either. I know it's just a grab for pageviews but I still find it bizarre to see a heavy topic like Ebola pop up on these goofy life hack sites.
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Sex Hobbit posted:http://www.testclear.com/ I love that the ones advertised as useful to pass court-ordered tests have a "money back guarantee". I'd love to see someone going to court over that faulty kit that prevented them from lying to the court.
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Robot Jelly posted:hack the 'bola, print this on leaflets and airdrop them over Africa #BOOMsolved I prefer not swapping spit and drinking the blood of the infected, personally.
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Picnic Princess posted:I prefer not swapping spit and drinking the blood of the infected, personally. Prude
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Picnic Princess posted:I prefer not swapping spit and drinking the blood of the infected, personally. Enjoy your weak, untested immune system, maggot! I'll just be swimming in raw sewage, you know, to cool off while the supervirus turns your organs into liquid poo poo.  #georgecarlin
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Vindolanda posted:Prude Stop your kinkshaming. You are an oppressive member of the healthyarchy. I bet you are even skinny and work out.
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Samizdata posted:Stop your kinkshaming. You are an oppressive member of the healthyarchy. I bet you are even skinny and work out. Pfft. Working out doesn't make you skinny. It makes you BIG. Do you even lift? 
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KiteAuraan posted:In prehistoric Southwestern US archaeological sites, especially Classic Period Hohokam and Mesa Verde Ancestral Puebloan, we find little pots that are round with spiky bumps protruding from them. Best guess is that these were used for datura consumption. So yeah, for ritual purposes people consume atropine containing plants. In my country you still can be tricked to consume datura so your lover/wife/girlfriend can keep you by their side *~forever~* Lifehack: Don't do that.
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Karma Monkey posted:Pfft. Working out doesn't make you skinny. It makes you BIG. Do you even lift? I kind of think this is good advice. The problem is that a lot of time people focus on their weight loss and end up getting discouraged when the pounds aren't flying off.
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Power_of_the_glory posted:I kind of think this is good advice. The problem is that a lot of time people focus on their weight loss and end up getting discouraged when the pounds aren't flying off. Yes, exactly. It's good advice. Not really a life hack. Unless we're just gonna call every succinct helpful suggestion a life hack. If we are doing that, Benjamin Franklin is the muthafuckin master of Life Hacks. ETA: 
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Karma Monkey posted:Yes, exactly. It's good advice. Not really a life hack. Unless we're just gonna call every succinct helpful suggestion a life hack. If we are doing that, Benjamin Franklin is the muthafuckin master of Life Hacks. Look at you American scrubs who still have pennies. "Abolish pennies to reduce mint costs and make commerce easier!" #firstworldhack
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Karma Monkey posted:Yes, exactly. It's good advice. Not really a life hack. Unless we're just gonna call every succinct helpful suggestion a life hack. If we are doing that, Benjamin Franklin is the muthafuckin master of Life Hacks. When does a life hack stop being a life hack and start just... being life?
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