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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:I don't like extremely hoppy beers because they taste like soap to me. Yea but you aren't cool because you don't drink the same beer people pretend to like.
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All beer over 7% is awesome, and so is that poem (and febreeze's bop it pics).
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Oct 16, 2014 04:23
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Hockles posted:I shared it on facebook, and sent it to local radio personalities. Hopefully they actually click it. I will know I made it when a dumb football memes site steals it and puts their watermark all over it
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Oct 16, 2014 04:23
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Stout supremacy.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:28
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I don't know why anyone drinks anything other than Steele Reserve.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:35
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I am a Browns fan and I have a daughter who is almost two. I shall sing this to her the next night I have her.
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Oct 16, 2014 04:38
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Gerty posted:I don't know why anyone drinks anything other than Steele Reserve. olde english bitch
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Oct 16, 2014 04:44
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Whoever records a video of Hush Little Browns fan better pan to the Steelers-Browns score before the final line. 
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Oct 16, 2014 05:33
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:olde english bitch yeah sometimes they don't have the ol' 211, a high gravity lager
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Gerty posted:I don't know why anyone drinks anything other than Steele Reserve. I have a garbage palate in all regards but this is one of the only things I literally can't stomach. Why would you do your body the injustice of Steele Reserve in world where Olde English, Hurricane, and Colt all exist?
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Oct 16, 2014 05:44
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Eifert Posting posted:Stout supremacy. Milk Stout Supremacy.
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Oct 16, 2014 05:46
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Eifert Posting posted:Stout supremacy.  Cant live without a Stout.
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Oct 16, 2014 05:48
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please don't guys
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God forbid we have fun and enjoy ourselves on Somethingawful, a serious forum for people who don't want to deal with the antics of some of the more youthful Wall Street Journal crowd.Eifert Posting posted:Stout supremacy.
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Oct 16, 2014 06:02
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For the record I didn't start this There's lots of calories in stout beer y'all
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Oct 16, 2014 06:05
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thanks obama
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loving beer summit, man.
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Oct 16, 2014 07:07
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Stout owns But seriously, ur dumb beer talk belongs miles behind the talk of your tiny daughters singing that browns song Make it happen or gtfo Ok good talk
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Oct 16, 2014 10:24
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Compromise: make your own beers. Make them with local stuff and name em after your local team/an event in football (buttfumb ale, factory of sadness ESB) or something. Until then, fart harder. GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Oct 16, 2014 |
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Oct 16, 2014 12:27
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Little late, but holy poo poo Mel. That was beautiful. If someone records it, it should end with a gunshot after "and if that Hoyer" imo.
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Oct 16, 2014 13:36
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Rasczak posted:For the record I didn't start this Stout does not inherently have more calories than other kinds of beer, so  Browns lullaby rules. Daughter may hear this tonight.
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Oct 16, 2014 14:31
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nrr posted:No, I'm deadly serious, if you have a small child, it is your duty to record them singing that song with whatever possible recording device you can get your hands on, no matter how lovely. Pick a bpm (I'd say 70-80 off the top of my head) so we can sync them all up and go for it. My daughter's been sick for a week and is pretty hoarse but if she's feeling and sounding better this weekend I should be able to bribe her to recite some of it (no guarantees that her attention span will last that long). I may need some help with correct pronunciation of some of the names, though. I feel like somebody posted names of or links to good/free recording software at some point but I wasn't paying attention at the time... any recommendations?
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Oct 16, 2014 16:14
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Chimeric posted:I may need some help with correct pronunciation of some of the names, though. Since this is the only way I could possibly contribute to this which ones? Glancing through there they all look normal to me but that might just be because I remember all of those guys. Spurgon Wynn I guess looks weird but isn't bad, you can hear an announcer say his name/see him get destroyed here. Gradkowski is like Gronkowski except with a Grad in front. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Oct 16, 2014 |
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Grittybeard posted:Gradkowski is like Gronkowski except with a Grad in front. University of Arizona Grad, Gronkowski. Nope, it still doesn't sound right.
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Oct 16, 2014 16:58
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Vontze Burfict chats with Cam newton about music taste http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/vontaze-does-the-twist/
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Grittybeard posted:Since this is the only way I could possibly contribute to this which ones? Glancing through there they all look normal to me but that might just be because I remember all of those guys. Thanks! Looking back on it, "Spergon" was probably the only one I didn't really know. Should be good to go 
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Febreeze posted:Vontze Burfict chats with Cam newton about music taste Kind of looks like he's giving Cam a nettle burn.
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Chimeric posted:My daughter's been sick for a week and is pretty hoarse but if she's feeling and sounding better this weekend I should be able to bribe her to recite some of it (no guarantees that her attention span will last that long). I may need some help with correct pronunciation of some of the names, though. I feel like somebody posted names of or links to good/free recording software at some point but I wasn't paying attention at the time... any recommendations? Audacity. It'll even let you export it as an mp3 so it's easy to send to someone, cos .wav comes out huuge
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Oct 16, 2014 20:15
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If you guys make this song we'll have to make a Nightmare on Cleveland Street or something
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Oct 16, 2014 20:45
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Brannigans Law posted:If you guys make this song we'll have to make a Nightmare on Cleveland Street or something Starring Paulie Kruger.
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Oct 16, 2014 20:47
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I'm down. I think the problem is that my mic is broken rather than the mic slot on my current cpu, so the next time I have a few bucks, I'm gonna pick up new equipment, then we'll see what time it is, as it were.
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Oct 16, 2014 21:28
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Febreeze posted:Vontze Burfict chats with Cam newton about music taste "I think a lot of this happens at the bottom of the pile (Michael Strahan described even worse in his book) but it’s hard to notice" Do tell.
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seiferguy posted:"I think a lot of this happens at the bottom of the pile (Michael Strahan described even worse in his book) but it’s hard to notice" He didn't go into detail but heavily suggested people do a lot of ball grabbing and general scratching and jabbing in attempts to cause whoever has the ball to fumble it. Some people would poke eyes, dig nails into ribs. He said that ball squeezing happens constantly and everyone knows the sound of a guy who just got squeezed. It sounded awful. Febreeze fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Oct 17, 2014 |
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Febreeze posted:He didn't go into detail but heavily suggested people do a lot of ball grabbing and general scratching and jabbing in attempts to cause whoever has the ball to fumble it. Wasn't it Bill Romanowski who talked about feeling around for a random finger in the pile and snapping it
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My favorite dirty play story is from a basketball podcast called the Short Corner. Paul Shirley was talking about a guy who was know for shoving his thumb up people's assholes. Unfortunately I'm not sure if it's the right name but I think it was Reggie Evans.
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Oct 17, 2014 00:59
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gently caress that just goes to show how brave punters are for getting into that poo poo with the behemoths that end up diving on the pile
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Oct 17, 2014 02:23
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Toaster Beef posted:Wasn't it Bill Romanowski who talked about feeling around for a random finger in the pile and snapping it
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Oct 17, 2014 02:24
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Eifert Posting posted:My favorite dirty play story is from a basketball podcast called the Short Corner. Paul Shirley was talking about a guy who was know for shoving his thumb up people's assholes. Hopoate
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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:He broke Dave Meggett's finger in a fumble pile once. Turns out in retrospect I'm pretty okay with that.
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I'm glad that other people are confirming the ankle twisting stuff happens occasionally cause I wasn't sure whether I really saw it from time to time or if I was just being a homer. A couple of times I was tempted to watch a couple of random games from earlier in the season to see if I could spot it before realizing how pathetic that was.
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