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Skeesix posted:Well we'll just have to cut back in places. MondayHotDog, we'll switch from the fancy stuff to the 1-ply toilet paper. And I'll take up smoking, and give that up!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night. Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night... will be chub night. Life's one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 02:54 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night. Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night... will be chub night. PT6A posted:Life's one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead. Oh, PT6A, of course you'll have a bad impression of the menu if you only focus on the spam and the CHUBs.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 04:20 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night. Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night... will be chub night. Ugh! I'll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 04:27 |
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PT6A posted:Life's one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead. Screw Flanders.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 04:39 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ugh! I'll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you. Drink-Mix Man! Hello. How are you doing in England? Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer" and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie."
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 06:12 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ugh! I'll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 06:22 |
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Writer Cath posted:Screw Flanders. Hens love roosters Geese love ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 07:20 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ugh! I'll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you. The secret ingredient is blood.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 07:41 |
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MondayHotDog posted:The secret ingredient is blood. Needs more dog
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 08:09 |
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IMJack posted:And I'll take up smoking, and give that up! Good for you IMJack, giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever do. Here's a new avatar.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 08:30 |
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Skeesix posted:Good for you IMJack, giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever do. Here's a new avatar. Look at that hangdog expression... let's get him platinum too!
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 08:46 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night. Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night... will be chub night. I start with the best part of the chicken: the neck. Then I add secret hobo spices...
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 14:58 |
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Nothin' beats the hobo life. Stabbin' people with my hobo knife.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:38 |
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Mira posted:Nothin' beats the hobo life. I was just having a little fun with you "nobos."
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:01 |
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Well, I 'spose I could spin you a few more yarns, but first, who wants to give me a sponge bath. I'm filthy!
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:13 |
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TMMadman posted:Well, I 'spose I could spin you a few more yarns, but first, who wants to give me a sponge bath. I'm filthy! I wash mahself with a rag on a stick
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:49 |
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TMMadman posted:Well, I 'spose I could spin you a few more yarns, but first, who wants to give me a sponge bath. I'm filthy! Dad, can I anoint the sores on his feet?
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 17:49 |
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IMJack posted:Dad, can I anoint the sores on his feet? Now, now, I think it's Writer Cath's turn.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 18:40 |
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Deviant posted:Now, now, I think it's Writer Cath's turn. It's not fair. Deviant has a sin to confess. I wish I had one, too.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 19:39 |
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Mira posted:It's not fair. Deviant has a sin to confess. I wish I had one, too. Why aren't we ascending into heaven? ..oh, right. The sins.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 19:42 |
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Mira posted:It's not fair. Deviant has a sin to confess. I wish I had one, too. And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a sinner... ...except for this guy.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 21:22 |
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Deviant posted:Why aren't we ascending into heaven? It's the Rapture! Quick, hide Deviant before God sees!
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 21:24 |
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TMMadman posted:And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a sinner... Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that too. Mira, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?
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MondayHotDog posted:Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that too. Mira, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjYePPvWYPU
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 21:29 |
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TMMadman posted:And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a sinner... Have you actually sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not even allowed to go to the bathroom.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:17 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Have you actually sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not even allowed to go to the bathroom. I'm not a bad man. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! I've even kept kosher, just to stay on the safe side.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:49 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:I'm not a bad man. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! I've even kept kosher, just to stay on the safe side. Anyway, can I have $50,000?
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:26 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:I'm not a bad man. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! I've even kept kosher, just to stay on the safe side. AWW HELL DIDDLY DING DONG CRAP! CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:30 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that too. Mira, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car? This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 00:27 |
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TMMadman posted:This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 00:41 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown. Were you talking about the west side?!
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 00:50 |
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edit: Wrong thread
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Martytoof posted:edit: Wrong thread What kind of quote is that?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:24 |
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TMMadman posted:What kind of quote is that? What does that even mean?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:30 |
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Martytoof posted:edit: Wrong thread
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:32 |
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The power of chrystler compels you!
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:34 |
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Martytoof posted:The power of chrystler compels you! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine, Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:50 |
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Martytoof posted:The power of chrystler compels you! For great is the car with power steering and dynaflow suspension!
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 03:01 |
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Do over Ham posted:For great is the car with power steering and dynaflow suspension! Americans don't want power steering and dynaflow suspension
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 03:05 |