The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

«‹›1022 »

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Skeesix posted:

Well we'll just have to cut back in places. MondayHotDog, we'll switch from the fancy stuff to the 1-ply toilet paper.

And I'll take up smoking, and give that up!

# ? Oct 19, 2014 02:10

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 16, 2024 14:14

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night. Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night... will be chub night.

Life's one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 02:54

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night. Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night... will be chub night.

PT6A posted:

Life's one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Oh, PT6A, of course you'll have a bad impression of the menu if you only focus on the spam and the CHUBs.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 04:20

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night. Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night... will be chub night.

Ugh! I'll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 04:27

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

PT6A posted:

Life's one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Screw Flanders.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 04:39

Kwik: Apr 4, 2006; You can't touch our beaver.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ugh! I'll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you.

Drink-Mix Man! Hello. How are you doing in England? Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer" and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie."

# ? Oct 19, 2014 06:12

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ugh! I'll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 06:22

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Writer Cath posted:

Screw Flanders.

Hens love roosters
Geese love ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 07:20

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ugh! I'll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you.

The secret ingredient is blood. :unsmigghh:

# ? Oct 19, 2014 07:41

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

MondayHotDog posted:

The secret ingredient is blood.

Needs more dog

# ? Oct 19, 2014 08:09

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

IMJack posted:

And I'll take up smoking, and give that up!

Good for you IMJack, giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever do. Here's a new avatar.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 08:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

Good for you IMJack, giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever do. Here's a new avatar.

Look at that hangdog expression... let's get him platinum too!

# ? Oct 19, 2014 08:46

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night. Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night... will be chub night.

I start with the best part of the chicken: the neck. Then I add secret hobo spices...

# ? Oct 19, 2014 14:58

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Nothin' beats the hobo life.

Stabbin' people with my hobo knife.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:38

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Mira posted:

Nothin' beats the hobo life.

Stabbin' people with my hobo knife.

I was just having a little fun with you "nobos."

# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Well, I 'spose I could spin you a few more yarns, but first, who wants to give me a sponge bath. I'm filthy!

# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:13

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

TMMadman posted:

Well, I 'spose I could spin you a few more yarns, but first, who wants to give me a sponge bath. I'm filthy!

I wash mahself with a rag on a stick :btroll:

# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:49

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Well, I 'spose I could spin you a few more yarns, but first, who wants to give me a sponge bath. I'm filthy!

Dad, can I anoint the sores on his feet?

# ? Oct 19, 2014 17:49

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

IMJack posted:

Dad, can I anoint the sores on his feet?

Now, now, I think it's Writer Cath's turn.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 18:40

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Deviant posted:

Now, now, I think it's Writer Cath's turn.

It's not fair. Deviant has a sin to confess. I wish I had one, too.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 19:39

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Mira posted:

It's not fair. Deviant has a sin to confess. I wish I had one, too.

Why aren't we ascending into heaven?

..oh, right. The sins.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 19:42

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

It's not fair. Deviant has a sin to confess. I wish I had one, too.

And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a sinner...

...except for this guy.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 21:22

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Deviant posted:

Why aren't we ascending into heaven?

..oh, right. The sins.

It's the Rapture! Quick, hide Deviant before God sees!

# ? Oct 19, 2014 21:24

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a sinner...

...except for this guy.

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that too. Mira, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

# ? Oct 19, 2014 21:28

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that too. Mira, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjYePPvWYPU

# ? Oct 19, 2014 21:29

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a sinner...

...except for this guy.

Have you actually sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not even allowed to go to the bathroom.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:17

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Have you actually sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not even allowed to go to the bathroom.

I'm not a bad man. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! I've even kept kosher, just to stay on the safe side.

# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:49

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm not a bad man. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! I've even kept kosher, just to stay on the safe side.

Anyway, can I have $50,000?

# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:26

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm not a bad man. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! I've even kept kosher, just to stay on the safe side.

AWW HELL DIDDLY DING DONG CRAP! CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

# ? Oct 19, 2014 23:30

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that too. Mira, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

# ? Oct 20, 2014 00:27

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.

# ? Oct 20, 2014 00:41

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

MondayHotDog posted:

Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.

Were you talking about the west side?! :mad:

# ? Oct 20, 2014 00:50

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
�

edit: Wrong thread

some kinda jackal fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Oct 20, 2014

# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:11

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Martytoof posted:

edit: Wrong thread

What kind of quote is that?

# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:24

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

What kind of quote is that?

What does that even mean?

# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:30

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Martytoof posted:

edit: Wrong thread

# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:32

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
�

The power of chrystler compels you!

# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:34

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Martytoof posted:

The power of chrystler compels you!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine, Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!

# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:50