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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

thespaceinvader posted:

When does a life hack stop being a life hack and start just... being life?

When people stop upvoting it.

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DoomLazer
Jun 1, 2011
Is this a life hack? It's definitely stupid: http://imgur.com/gallery/knKdnQS

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

DoomLazer posted:

Is this a life hack? It's definitely stupid: http://imgur.com/gallery/knKdnQS

Life too boring? Suspend glass bottles in a way that they'll all fall into eachother when you close the fridge door with all but the mildest force - give everything else in your fridge a shower of glass shards and beer flavoring! #LIFEHAX

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

DoomLazer posted:

Is this a life hack? It's definitely stupid: http://imgur.com/gallery/knKdnQS

hahaha That's a perfect life hack! It hits every point: needless, poor function, and dangerous! :golfclap:

Meowjesty
Oct 23, 2009

Friends depend on each other.

DoomLazer posted:

Is this a life hack? It's definitely stupid: http://imgur.com/gallery/knKdnQS

Canned tomatoes in the fridge?

?????

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Meowjesty posted:

Canned tomatoes in the fridge?

?????

This is the same person that uses a Refrigerator Bottle Loft.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Meowjesty posted:

Canned tomatoes in the fridge?

?????

What, are you gonna eat room temperature canned diced tomatoes? Ewwwww!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Karma Monkey posted:

Pfft. Working out doesn't make you skinny. It makes you BIG. Do you even lift?



Actually I do. And saying "big" makes it hard to distinguish from fat. Since the fatties tend to be the most entitled unhealthy group out there.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

DoomLazer posted:

Is this a life hack? It's definitely stupid: http://imgur.com/gallery/knKdnQS

Somebody needs to explain this, I can't tell if the comments claiming the bottom space is for "small things" are serious or not. What was the inital problem at all? Something that fits in the space would fit equally well if the bottles were just placed on top!

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Is your equilibrium system subjected to an external change? Fight back by partially adjusting yourself to oppose the change to the system. #LaChatelierhacks.

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

What was the inital problem at all?

People with too much money, it seems.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

DoomLazer posted:

Is this a life hack? It's definitely stupid: http://imgur.com/gallery/knKdnQS

Don't have enough shelves in your refrigerator so you have to use the magnets at the top?

Get another shelf. #lifehax

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
But... But if I just get a shelf I can't post a Juggalo meme to get all those internet points!

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Samizdata posted:

Actually I do. And saying "big" makes it hard to distinguish from fat. Since the fatties tend to be the most entitled unhealthy group out there.

Good job sidestepping the humor to make some unrelated snide remark. Now let's deconstruct this totally serious life hack:

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

Karma Monkey posted:

Good job sidestepping the humor to make some unrelated snide remark. Now let's deconstruct this totally serious life hack:



You have to hold in your breath too!

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Works better if you're face down so the water can see you're dead, it won't believe you if it can't see your face.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Karma Monkey posted:

Good job sidestepping the humor to make some unrelated snide remark. Now let's deconstruct this totally serious life hack:



This totally works though!

#lifehack: die so you can be better at pretending you're dead!

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
Lifeguards hate this one simple trick!

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Big Grunty Secret posted:

Lifeguards hate this one simple trick!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Prudent counsel, this.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Stop amphibishaming, cis-mammal scum.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
IPhone hacks!

http://www.answers.com/article/1185896/12-things-you-are-doing-wrong-on-your-iphone

quote:

On or Off

Do you need your phone on every second of the day? Only if you're a vampire and never sleep. When you leave your phone on 24/7 you're essentially killing it. We know that many use their phones as an alarm clock, but you can pick up a cheap, yet loud, alarm clock at any discount store in town. When you leave your iPhone on every minute of the day, you're killing the battery by placing too much stress on it. Imagine if you went jogging 24 hours a day. The stress from that could stop your heart from beating. This works the same with the iPhone. Stressing the battery will eventually stop it from working.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

lifehack turn your phone off because you're a friendless loser who nobody calls

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
My alarm clock is a flip phone I replaced in 2007, and it hasn't been turned off for like seven years.

gently caress you, discount store. You're not getting my money :argh:

#fightthepower #nobloodforclocks #beepbeepflip #lifehax

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Get a cockerel and some hens! Not only will you get up in the morning, to the completely natural sound of birdsong, but you will also get free eggs for your breakfast!

#medievallifehax #back2nature

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

LoonShia posted:

Get a cockerel and some hens! Not only will you get up in the morning, to the completely natural sound of birdsong, but you will also get free eggs for your breakfast!

#medievallifehax #back2nature

It's actually made of chicken.
Kill it, you get free chicken!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Nastyman posted:

It's actually made of chicken.
Kill it, you get free chicken!

Sacrifice it to Baron Samedi and gain ultimate voodoo power! #lifehex #vodoun #friendsontheotherside

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
rear end in a top hat puts candy inside of his ice dispenser. Yes because I'm a child who can't just throw a bag of candy in the freezer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BZhqbq3nWU

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Bruiser posted:

rear end in a top hat

Is that an alternate spelling for genius? Something like color/colour?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Bruiser posted:

rear end in a top hat puts candy inside of his ice dispenser. Yes because I'm a child who can't just throw a bag of candy in the freezer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BZhqbq3nWU


Centripetal Horse posted:

Is that an alternate spelling for genius? Something like color/colour?

For real, that's actually hilarious. Would be great at a Halloween party too, just as long as nobody turned the ice selector to 'crushed'.

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
Finally, I can have ice-cold skittles in my vodka!

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Wouldn't the candy come out frozen and cold and stuff?? :confused:

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

CJacobs posted:

Wouldn't the candy come out frozen and cold and stuff?? :confused:

Also known as being delicious. At least for anything with chocolate.

ChaosArgate
Oct 10, 2012

Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

Dylan16807 posted:

Also known as being delicious. At least for anything with chocolate.

Chocolate I'll give you but frozen skittles sounds like the worst thing to bite into.

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Dylan16807 posted:

Also known as being delicious. At least for anything with chocolate.

Or gelatin-based. Frozen wine gums are loving boss.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

ChaosArgate posted:

Chocolate I'll give you but frozen skittles sounds like the worst thing to bite into.

It's alright, he probably bypassed the power using this one tip that no one knows about because everything you've been taught is wrong. Then we can watch his house catch fire because he hosed with his refrigerator's motor.

#Lifehacks are a schadenfreude delivery system.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Frozen skittles are great.

Meowjesty
Oct 23, 2009

Friends depend on each other.
I once cut the roof of my mouth with a frozen skittle.

Sliced a bit of skin clean off.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

MindlessHavok posted:

For real, that's actually hilarious. Would be great at a Halloween party too, just as long as nobody turned the ice selector to 'crushed'.

LifeHack: fill ice tray with Heath bars and serve milkshakes filled with booze; party guests can add delicious chocolate and toffee chunks to their shakes.

Anti-LifeHack: Spend 14 hours cleaning your entire ice dispersal system in your freezer because you filled it with chocolate and toffee like a loving manchild.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Meowjesty posted:

I once cut the roof of my mouth with a frozen skittle.

Sliced a bit of skin clean off.

Need graft material to fix some receding gums but can't afford professional periodontal surgery? Freeze some Skittles candies and go to town on them! #moufhax

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