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Only in this thread would people ignore the story about a dude blowing himself to argue about a 20 dollar video game.Harime Nui posted:Megan Fox is a really bad actress op. She manages to almost sink the movie by being the focus for the first ten minutes but thank god after that they give the movie over to the cgi turtles. Yaldabaoth posted:Maybe if Hollywood actually casted people based on their talent instead of whether the audience wants to gently caress them we wouldn't have to deal with this poo poo burritolingus posted:If you want to gently caress Megan Fox you're a necrophiliac or something because she just isn't there.
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TetsuoTW posted:It'd never work, I know I'm garbage. http://gunshowcomic.com/873
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Vagon posted:Could anyone direct me to a post that I've missed while skimming the thread or offer some advice for my fiancee and I? ... Our primary issue is that we're both submissive when it comes to sex and each of us find it terribly awkward trying to dom for the other. For example, even dirty/down-talking is hard for us to get going. Humiliation is kind of our kink in the psychological sense, less so in the 'tie my up and make me helpless' sense. LingcodKilla posted:So..... You need a person to just come in and insult you while you guys have sex? Would a web camera observer making disparaging comments about your efforts be enough?
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Triticum Guzzler posted:GOON: I heard you can pay for sex, which I haven't had, in Las Vegas. Additionally I'm meeting up with some strangers from online who are frequently violent towards animals but share my views on Microsoft.
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Thank you i hadn't read that thread in a while, that was good.
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Judge Clayjar posted:gurggh: check out my cave wall drawing of two horses some good quotes coming from the quotes thread
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kid gets her forehead shoved into a cake, throws a mega tantrumNice piece of fish posted:Are you for real? Forcing a young childs head into a cake in front of all her friends, leading to traumatic feelings of shame, insecurity and humiliation is somehow not abuse by any reasonable definition of the word?
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Maybe it's a really really lovely cake?
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toanoradian posted:Maybe it's a really really lovely cake? Maybe the frosting is cream and somebody's ashes
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Same thread: The Flying Fish posted:when im looknig for a woman she must be knowledgeable about computers, give great blow jobs, love math, cost no more than $200
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Lets play guys are really chill when confronted by a joke.Spiritus Nox posted:The new title doesn't really bother me, I just don't really get it. Is there some deeper joke I'm missing or is it literally "hurr Nerds with No Friends also Nintendo?" Because that's like 4/10 poo poo. CJacobs posted:I would've preferred if it were the name of the Games subforum in general, by itself the joke doesn't really have anything to do with LP.
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Almost every post from that conversation is great. Judge Clayjar posted:she danced on my lap, rubbing her perfect rear end against my crotch again and again. "again?" she would ask, tickling my sensitive nerve and drawing my wallet back out. again, i would say, passing her another forty dollars, though i knew the money was only a formality; this babe was into me. why else would she have kept smiling at me the whole time? science knows their filthy profession offers little in the way of real pleasure
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Ponce de Le0n posted:Lets play guys are really chill when confronted by a joke. Crain posted:I still don't get it. Is it just supposed to be a games version of FYAD?
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Sham bam bamina! posted:On the Imp Zone: That dude is incredible lol Crain posted:I think it's just that I have rose colored glasses about old SA. I started coming here in 04 and reg'd in 07. ![]() Thankfully though... i don't understand jokes anymore.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Fury - **** MOVIE OF THE WEEK
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Ponce de Le0n posted:That dude is incredible lol That whole thread is such pure old GBS it's incredible. It's like one of those lost south american tribes except instead of hunting pigs with sticks theyre getting incredibly upset over the fact that republicans exist.
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DoctorWhat posted:Her?
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client posted:That whole thread is such pure old GBS it's incredible. It's like one of those lost south american tribes except instead of hunting pigs with sticks theyre getting incredibly upset over the fact that republicans exist. Don't think I don't understand you youngsters...I used to make jokes myself back in the day. Hell, even now I'll post funny Monty Python gifs from time to time. But on the whole I'm glad that I wised up and now spend most of my time tweeting about rape culture in video games. e: haha this is what he was posting in 2008 quote:Honestly this level of cheating is standard, even in high school. I had a classmate who, in AP physics, just had his text and notebooks on the floor, open to the right sections. He would look down extremely obviously, flip pages, and write the answers down. Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 01:32 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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i've been making this joke at every opportunity and i'm very happy it was noticed ![]()
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edit. lol wrong thread
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Lay egg is true. ![]()
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DoctorWhat approaches the stage for open mic night at his local comedy club, nervously clutching a carton of eggs against his chest. With hands shaking he picks up the first egg, but quickly falls into a nice calm groove, like you would get from doing the same things over and over again. He draws a smiley face on the egg and shows it to the audience, then announces into the microphone "her?" to a dead silent room. Placing the egg back into the carton he picks up the second egg and draws a sad face, then shows it to the audience. "her?" The audience is anxiously shuffling their feet and murmuring. "is this guy for real?" "The gently caress is this poo poo?" "Someone get this tard off the stage!" The process is repeated through every egg, each punchline of "her?" repeated with the same gusto. Placing the 11th egg back in the carton PJOmega walks in and takes a seat at a table in the back of the room. DoctorWhat picks up the last egg, draws a bored face and shows the egg to the audience. "her?" A cacophony of rofls erupts from the back. PJOmega: HAHA that was awesome, it's just like from when the guy says it on the tv show I watch. Hey you mind if I copy that down and tell my friends? They'll love it! DoctorWhat: Sure thing man i've been making this joke at every opportunity and i'm very happy it was noticed ![]()
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Jaweeeblop posted:DoctorWhat approaches the stage for open mic night at his local comedy club, nervously clutching a carton of eggs against his chest. With hands shaking he picks up the first egg, but quickly falls into a nice calm groove, like you would get from doing the same things over and over again. He draws a smiley face on the egg and shows it to the audience, then announces into the microphone "her?" to a dead silent room. Placing the egg back into the carton he picks up the second egg and draws a sad face, then shows it to the audience. "her?" The audience is anxiously shuffling their feet and murmuring. "is this guy for real?" "The gently caress is this poo poo?" "Someone get this tard off the stage!" The process is repeated through every egg, each punchline of "her?" repeated with the same gusto. Placing the 11th egg back in the carton PJOmega walks in and takes a seat at a table in the back of the room. DoctorWhat picks up the last egg, draws a bored face and shows the egg to the audience. "her?" A cacophony of rofls erupts from the back. well that's me told. sincerely, this is far funnier than my soft-boiled arrested development references.
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Jaweeeblop posted:DoctorWhat approaches the stage for open mic night at his local comedy club, nervously clutching a carton of eggs against his chest. With hands shaking he picks up the first egg, but quickly falls into a nice calm groove, like you would get from doing the same things over and over again. He draws a smiley face on the egg and shows it to the audience, then announces into the microphone "her?" to a dead silent room. Placing the egg back into the carton he picks up the second egg and draws a sad face, then shows it to the audience. "her?" The audience is anxiously shuffling their feet and murmuring. "is this guy for real?" "The gently caress is this poo poo?" "Someone get this tard off the stage!" The process is repeated through every egg, each punchline of "her?" repeated with the same gusto. Placing the 11th egg back in the carton PJOmega walks in and takes a seat at a table in the back of the room. DoctorWhat picks up the last egg, draws a bored face and shows the egg to the audience. "her?" A cacophony of rofls erupts from the back. taht act would be huge at an open mic
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DoctorWhat posted:well that's me told. sincerely, this is far funnier than my soft-boiled arrested development references. Shut up.
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DoctorWhat posted:. sincerely, this is far funnier than my soft-boiled arrested development references. This, but unironically.
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DoctorWhat posted:well that's me told. sincerely, this is far funnier than my soft-boiled arrested development references. It's like you're a robot programmed to recycle humour but they missed a step and all you can do is break it down into its constituent parts and spit them back out in a jumbled mess
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Crane Fist posted:It's like you're a robot programmed to recycle humour but they missed a step and all you can do is break it down into its constituent parts and spit them back out in a jumbled mess Sounds like a Doctor Who episode, actually
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DoctorWhat posted:As a matter of fact, you are NOT the first individual to accuse me of domestic-violence-apologia because of The Coat!
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Nastyman posted:Someone make a giant ascii It's not ASCII, but how about this: ![]()
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Normally I'd deduct points for the use of Comic Sans but in this case it somehow feels appropriate. VVVVVV Yeah, I can hardly stop staring at it. Nastyman has a new favorite as of 14:24 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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The "gently caress" right below the mouth seals the deal. Excellent work. ![]()
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Would bringing helldump back stop this thread from going "lol u r gbs" at random people every other page?
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Would bringing helldump back stop this thread from going "lol u r gbs" at random people every other page? bring back helldump
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WindmillSlayer posted:bring back helldump Could somebody try to explain the appeal of Doctor Who. Is it the standard nerd thing where length is mistaken for depth?
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Yes, this thread is definitely the place for explaining Dr Who. I can feel it.
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SaltyJesus posted:Could somebody try to explain the appeal of Doctor Who. Is it the standard nerd thing where length is mistaken for depth? You and that Technicolor dreamcoat jackass both have plat, send him a PM and make his day.
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Beeswax posted:Yes, this thread is definitely the place for explaining Dr Who. I can feel it. ![]()
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SaltyJesus posted:Could somebody try to explain the appeal of Doctor Who. Is it the standard nerd thing where length is mistaken for depth? So, yes. Edit: Nevermind no one cares why DW sucks just know that it does.
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