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DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Anatharon posted:

Remember those innocent days when Metal Gear Rising was a parody of politics?

No, because I remember a number of fuckwits getting mad at MGR for portraying Armstrong as the bad gut right when the game came out.

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Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005

Anatharon posted:

Remember those innocent days when Metal Gear Rising was a parody of politics?



I believe Occam's Razor is best applied to this kind of situation. :v:

Are you sure you don't mean Hanlon's razor instead?

quote:

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

And in this case I'm pretty sure it doesn't apply, since he is being both stupid and malicious. Takes some real skill, give the guy his due. public shaming

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

botany posted:

It's Todd Kincannon. He's being paid to troll the poo poo out of anything to the left of Hitler.

yep, this

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
I support cancer!



Real high quality photo there.

effervescible
Jun 29, 2012

i will eat your soul
I support cancer. Let's see it take that girl out.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

As someone born in early July, I find the persecution against Cancer in modern society to be unfounded and, ultimately, disgusting. Cancers have done nothing wrong to the world at large, and have in fact done much good. We are a kind and benevolent people, and this public discrimination must end!

Now, let me tell you about how all those fuckin' Pisces should be driven through the streets with whips before being rounded up and killed.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
I'm sure someone could write a pretty good psych thesis regarding the boomerang effect on social media.

Only 1% will repost this!

M31
Jun 12, 2012
I wonder if you can determine the age of an image by looking at the jpeg artifacts, sort of like counting the rings on a tree trunk.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Dead Beef posted:

I'm sure someone could write a pretty good psych thesis regarding the boomerang effect on social media.

Only 1% will repost this!

thanks mr skeltal

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

I support cancer!



Real high quality photo there.

I feel fine in not supporting this. My heart is made from brass tubes and carved wood.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

I support cancer!



Real high quality photo there.

That's because it's worn out from going around the internet so much. Facebook and Bill Gates are tracking it and will donate $0.03 for every share!

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

There comes a point where pretending to be an rear end in a top hat to "troll" people becomes you just being an rear end in a top hat. Kincannon crossed that line a long time ago.

I think Vonnegut said it best in Mother Night:

Kurt Goddamn Vonnegut posted:

" 'We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.'"

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I think Vonnegut said it best in Mother Night:

Don't look into the abyss too hard or some poo poo.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

When you're the head of a major political party that wins elections and you have a say in the laws they implement, nothing you do qualifies as trolling.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Lottery of Babylon posted:

When you're the head of a major political party that wins elections and you have a say in the laws they implement, nothing you do qualifies as trolling.

Tell that to them then lol

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



"Trolling" is just a cover. You know he believes everything he says.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
Trolls can believe what they say. What I think the person who said he is trolling means is that there is no point I. Arguing with him. He only gets more pleasure from the arguments because he says things to intentionally rile people up.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

NSFW http://i.imgur.com/ieyu1zs.png

Edit: Sorry! I work killing porn spam for a dating website and my standards of "work safe" are all messed up.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
:nws: if it wasn't so compressed

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
Yeah, Wasabi the J's avatar is significantly more NSFW than that image. It's basically censored at this point.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

VioletCorsica posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/ieyu1zs.png[/

Wait is basic good or bad. I mean if he is willing to eat you out, then that should win him points right? You kids and your slang.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
It's bad

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

IamnotJoe posted:

Wait is basic good or bad. I mean if he is willing to eat you out, then that should win him points right? You kids and your slang.

It doesn't give points, it's the standard, or, you might say, the basic model. This is (apparently) the cunnilingus with aircon and sunroof.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

BonHair posted:

It doesn't give points, it's the standard, or, you might say, the basic model. This is (apparently) the cunnilingus with aircon and sunroof.

Oh OK. Got it. I misunderstood the phrase I thought it meant that eating her out this way was basic. Also I thought he was eating out her rear end. Seriously, this picture is blurry as gently caress.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




So, my mom thinks that there'll never be a cure for cancer because Big Pharma wouldn't want to lose out on that money. :geno: I tried telling her that there's not just one disease labeled CANCER like there was for Polio but it didn't work. She doesn't think there'll be a cure but there's always going to be things that just put you in remission.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

IamnotJoe posted:

Wait is basic good or bad. I mean if he is willing to eat you out, then that should win him points right? You kids and your slang.

Check out this basic bitch right here.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
Heterosexuals Inspiring Pride.



The best part about this one is that someone in the comments in their page wondered why the cucumber had a line across it, so they found the photo they used. It isn't a cucumber, it's a sex toy.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT


Not much, just a misused meme. I expected more of buzzfeed .

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Stottie Kyek posted:

Heterosexuals Inspiring Pride.



The best part about this one is that someone in the comments in their page wondered why the cucumber had a line across it, so they found the photo they used. It isn't a cucumber, it's a sex toy.



As well as being used as ersatz sex toys, cucumbers are also used by researchers to compare the erectness of penises (alongside bananas and tofu) :eng101:

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

Wasabi the J posted:



Not much, just a misused meme. I expected more of buzzfeed .

22 Absurdly Annoying Facebook Habits That Need To Be Banned: Posting Clickbait-Titled Buzzfeed Links

TinTower posted:

As well as being used as ersatz sex toys, cucumbers are also used by researchers to compare the erectness of penises (alongside bananas and tofu) :eng101:

Any citations? Just curious because that sounds hilarious.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

Trolls can believe what they say. What I think the person who said he is trolling means is that there is no point I. Arguing with him. He only gets more pleasure from the arguments because he says things to intentionally rile people up.

In Kincannon's case I actually believe that half the time, he posts what he really thinks, and the other half, he just says whatever he feels will rile up liberals the most. I'm not saying he's a troll as in "don't engage him", I honestly think a good portion of his tweets are so absurd that even he thinks they're ridiculous, but he's just chuckling away in his office chair about all the hate mail he gets, like this one:


Todd Kincannon posted:

.@coreybking Hey what's the difference between Trayvon Martin and a dead baby? They're both dead, but Pepsi doesn't taste like Trayvon.

— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) February 4, 2013

You can't honestly tell me this man is just typing away at his little keyboard, brows furrowed, urgently concerned with the fact that the US isn't currently napalming villages in West Africa. Of course that doesn't mean he's not an rear end in a top hat. The whole point is that nobody ought to give a poo poo if you say something rear end in a top hat-ish because you believe it or because you're trolling -- you're an rear end in a top hat either way.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

botany posted:

You can't honestly tell me this man is just typing away at his little keyboard, brows furrowed, urgently concerned with the fact that the US isn't currently napalming villages in West Africa.

You haven't talked to very many baby boomers, have you? There's a good chunk of them that are genuinely that racist.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Tracula posted:

You haven't talked to very many baby boomers, have you? There's a good chunk of them that are genuinely that racist.

Baby boomers? Reading the comments on articles about the shooting that just happened in Canada, the people wanting to exterminate all Muslims are in their 20s and 30s.

TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


I guess I missed the part of the Bible where Christians carried guns as a symbol of their faith.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Well, they're finally admitting it: guns are their religion.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

I'm surprised they clarified that Sikhs are not Muslims.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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doot doot dee
doot doot doot
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dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice
I have a friend of a friend that constantly posts on how poly people got it alllll figured out and anyone in a monogamous relationship is, to quote, 'an idiot.' Then he tried poly.





I should feel worse, but...

TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life

Henchman of Santa posted:

I'm surprised they clarified that Sikhs are not Muslims.

can't blow the dog whistle too loud, y'know

also, guys who really, really want to be into poly are never the guys who do well in poly relationships. the girlfriends of these guys usually do pretty well for themselves, though.

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

TrekBek posted:

also, guys who really, really want to be into poly are never the guys who do well in poly relationships. the girlfriends of these guys usually do pretty well for themselves, though.

Every guy I know who has pushed for it(as opposed to simply expressing a preference) has done so because he thought it meant he could gently caress around, and is shocked to learn that its MUCH easier for a girl to get something on the side than it is for a guy.

Then they get petty and drive said girl away.

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