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Goons have the best back-to-back reactions sometimes.Bloody Hedgehog posted:If anyone was curious about the snake-skin effect of the graft, it's because they take the raw graft and put it through a skin mesher. The skin mesher basically looks like a pasta maker, and has interchangeable bladed rollers to cut a specific pattern into the skin graft which allows it to expand up to 9 times it's original size. Quite handy so you don't need to donate as much skin as was lost. Suicide Sam E. posted:Thanks for this image to complete the unpleasant process of Enfield's recovery. Before I was just picturing doctors scraping skin off of him to staple to the back of his skull, but now I have further insight to them perforating the skin first. My world is just so much richer. RAGE HOLE posted:Wow, that is really loving cool. I want mine set to a spirograph pattern.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Goon sets himself on fire, posts a thread about it: You missed the best one. Alas Boobylon posted:you are literally a human being, that is to say, kindling
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Platinum Driver's License thread in GBSNo. 6 posted:Or just fix the holes in the tax laws while slightly increase taxes on individuals who hold the majority of income in the country. Lamebot posted:Congratulations! You have been randomly selected for compulsory deportation. TEAYCHES posted:WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS LEFTIST HORSE poo poo Blurry Gray Thing posted:That would actually work. Stop suggesting plans that don't involve cutting already minor programs, harebrained ideas that came to you in a dream, and literal magic.
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TrixRabbi posted:Figures Current Releases ends the week before Dear White People comes out.
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drat that's just beautiful.
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James Hardon posted:[telegraph beeping noises] edit: from the Russia.jpg thread CommonTerry posted:It says "this machine kills chechens" Syd Midnight has a new favorite as of 05:14 on Oct 23, 2014 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk
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It came from the football forum.Lote posted:Memento Mori
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What kind of hosed up football have you dudes been playing this whole time
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wish i didnt have to scroll past all these long posts because ironically i hate reading
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I'm assured they're very funny but I never have the patience for them either because they tend to arrive void of context--often as the entire point--and rarely have a good opening hook to suck you into each poster's particular brand of insanity. Sometimes I can hammer away at one or two and find some interesting stuff, but most of the time I just feel like I'm at another studio art installation only in this one the joke is that everyone knows playing with feces makes you retarded no matter how nice a drawing of Jesus you can make with it.
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An exceptional post
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mind the walrus posted:I'm assured they're very funny but I never have the patience for them either because they tend to arrive void of context--often as the entire point--and rarely have a good opening hook to suck you into each poster's particular brand of insanity. Sometimes I can hammer away at one or two and find some interesting stuff, but most of the time I just feel like I'm at another studio art installation only in this one the joke is that everyone knows playing with feces makes you retarded no matter how nice a drawing of Jesus you can make with it. i just read the bolded parts
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Tomn posted:Ten out of ten veterinarians do not recommend neutering your drunk Germans, though if you absolutely have to neuter them it's probably best that they're drunk.
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Crane Fist posted:What kind of hosed up football have you dudes been playing this whole time Colt McCoy is a starter in 2014.
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Sagebrush posted:i bet that someone seeing the characteristic features of a crown vic in the distance generates exactly the same activation pattern in the exact same brain areas as an ancient hunter gatherer spotting a tiger in the grass
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darkwing cuck posted:remember this guy killed his son cuz guns don't kill people
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mr.capps posted:The gun lobbies look on with anticipation to see what Big Baby's next move will be.
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It feels so weird to see quotes from one of my threads in here.
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SaltyJesus posted:It feels so weird to see quotes from one of my threads in here. no one gives a gently caress
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SaltyJesus posted:It feels so weird to see quotes from one of my threads in here. This is it. Your big moment. It's all downhill from here.
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donkey salami posted:Cant claim stand your ground if cant stand yet
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a cool analogyechinopsis posted:Everyone is trying to get my man nition to weasel out of the GOTO
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Japanese Phone Box posted:a cool analogy Is this a video game? If so cool about that.
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Crankit posted:uh gross that this forum is full of seedophiles, don't even try and pretend there's a difference and you're a herbephile.
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Tuckleberry posted:no one gives a gently caress It feels so weird to see quotes from one of my dads in here.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:This is it. Your big moment. It's all downhill from here. Glad to hear it. I can finally retire from my arduous shitpost training routine and rest on my laurels.
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SaltyJesus posted:Glad to hear it. I can finally retire from my arduous shitpost training routine and rest on my laurels. We will hold you to this.
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From the (formerly GBS) bitcoin thread:TVarmy posted:I have a big penis. It makes my girlfriend a bit uncomfortable. She first has to summon her horse, and then suss out where my dick is. After a five minute or so horse ride, she is there. At first, it looks like it's just a part of the mountain, covered in moss, trees, and a stray deer here or there. But as she approaches, it rises erect, and shakes off the dirt from years of slumber. She rides her steed up the balls and performs an elegant jump to the base of my shaft, and begins to climb, as my dick sways and groans at the injustice of an intruder. What's but a minor twitch for my dick is nearly enough to snap my girlfriend's neck. She has to grip so hard for dear life. But my girlfriend is a strong woman who isn't afraid to complete her quest. Soon, she is at the head, and sees the glowing heart of my dick. She unsheathes her vagina and begins to hump the spot vigorously. My penis roars, knowing it doesn't have much time. Semen coats the pristine landscape. The deer scaling my dick is now choking on one particularly ropey strand of the white goop. She holds on as the penis falls down slowly in its death throes. She jumps off, mounts her horse, and sheds a single tear. Really, that entire thread is full of Good Times to be Had: QuarkJets posted:So really, have any of the bitcoiners talking about bitcoin living on after a nuclear war given any thought as to how they'll be using an internet-based currency in a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
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Geekboy posted:My married girlfriend's husband went to Columbine. As in, he was there when it happened.
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Man I'm old. First I thought holy poo poo kids from Columbine are getting married now? Then I thought, gently caress that was a decade ago. It's so much more than a decade. basically I count my age in decades since american tragedies.
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SaltyJesus posted:Glad to hear it. I can finally retire from my arduous shitpost training routine and rest on my laurels. Prove it with a
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Man I'm old. First I thought holy poo poo kids from Columbine are getting married now? Then I thought, gently caress that was a decade ago. It's so much more than a decade. I gotta admit, to this day when I have to remember what grade I was in for a given year, I start at "9/11 happened in grade 3" then work my way up.
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Chamale posted:"9/11 happened in grade 3" Christ almighty, I was in grade 9.
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The Whole Internet posted:Had a teacher I absolutely hated in preschool. She punished kids at the drop of a hat. I got punished for all kinds of poo poo I never did.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Christ almighty, I was in grade 9. Just think in a year or two there'll be thousands of teenagers clumsily making out on their parents couch who weren't even born when it happened. E: Oh god people born just after are the same age I was when it happened.
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Rumda posted:Just think in a year or two there'll be thousands of teenagers clumsily making out on their parents couch who weren't even born when it happened. that means in 7 years you can make out with them
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Rumda posted:Just think in a year or two there'll be thousands of teenagers clumsily making out on their parents couch who weren't even born when it happened.
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It hurts my heart that I work with people who were born in the late 90's. I need to get the hell out of retail.
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IronicDongz posted:It's not really that different as a lot of kids who were really young, as a 7 year old I sure as gently caress didn't have any understanding of the event or what it meant to people. i laughed when i saw it on tv, op not as an edgy thing, it was just super weird to see happen i suppose i was 20
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