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T-Beef, Chip Kelly just did your WTF?! arms at Josh Huff for like 5 seconds on air
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I honestly don't know what compelled me to do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv7Ts4v5_Bs (Skip is Will Ferrell's part, and Stephen A. Smith is Jimmy Fallon) Skip: Everybody's talking about my hot takes, I got my hot takes, I've got my hot takes on Everybody's lookin' at my hot takes, I got my hot takes, I've my hot takes on I'm the only guy in town with hot takes, I got my hot takes, I've got my hot takes on Stephen A. Smith: Everyone in town loves my hot takes, I've got my hot takes, I've got my hot takes on. People wouldn't lie about my hot takes, I got my hot takes, I've got my hot takes on. Brady is washed up, and Wilson isn't black, Romo is a choker, and Clowney won't get a sack! Skip: Hey hey slow down there old friend! You say Romo is a choker with the Cowboys, I say bring in Tebow and build around him. Everyone in this town is talking about my hot takes! Stephen A. Smith: Well I victim blamed Janay Rice and the Ravens declared my takes the hottest in the land! Skip: Now you listen to me you sick son of a bitch, The Redskins name is historic and in no way racist. Michael Sam has been a distraction every step of the way, and of course Jim Irsay shouldn't be punished. You get that? I will end you with my hot takes! You drinkin my purple drank brotha? Stephen A. Smith: No need to chimp out, guess I'll find a new show! Skip: Well everyone's talking about my hot takes, I've got my hot takes, I got my hot takes on.
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Oct 27, 2014 02:43
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I wish I could draw cause I have this image in my head of Dalton gleefully singing "Anything you can do" and upstaging his unamused skill players, but none of the lovely drawings I can do can convey it. Six passing TDs, two rushing TDs, one receiving TD And 5 turnovers
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Oct 27, 2014 09:51
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nrr posted:T-Beef, Chip Kelly just did your WTF?! arms at Josh Huff for like 5 seconds on air There are few symbols of "I cannot express in words how little I understand what you just loving did" more universal
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Oct 27, 2014 13:58
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Toaster Beef posted:There are few symbols of "I cannot express in words how little I understand what you just loving did" more universal Someone gif this, gif it so hard.
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Oct 27, 2014 14:48
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Got an idea for the thread JJ Watt quotes   
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Oct 27, 2014 21:07
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What's up and to the left that's so goddamn interesting, Watt??!
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Oct 27, 2014 21:11
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sweet thursday posted:What's up and to the left that's so goddamn interesting, Watt??! He's reliving every Schaub pick six from 2013, forever.
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Oct 27, 2014 21:14
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sweet thursday posted:What's up and to the left that's so goddamn interesting, Watt??! He sees a fan up there laughing and just having fun in general. He hates that man, hates him to his very core.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:24
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sweet thursday posted:What's up and to the left that's so goddamn interesting, Watt??! He though he saw some defensive plays written in mustard on a hot dog wrapper that floated onto the sidelines from the stands. Always looking for opportunities to look at the playbook.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:33
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sweet thursday posted:What's up and to the left that's so goddamn interesting, Watt??! A camera.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:46
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sweet thursday posted:What's up and to the left that's so goddamn interesting, Watt??! Probably watching the play on the screen. Even at the game, he's watching more film.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:02
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sweet thursday posted:What's up and to the left that's so goddamn interesting, Watt??! He sees that Verizon lady dancing in the stands.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:15
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Silly Burrito posted:He sees that Verizon lady
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Oct 28, 2014 00:40
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JJ Watt's nose is really weird
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Oct 28, 2014 00:42
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Ostentatious posted:JJ Watt's nose is really weird JJ Watt's nose has a serious "pre-" and "post-" breaking thing going on. Look at any picture of him before he famously got hosed up during that one game and it looks way different. Also, JJ Watt quote "There is nothing I hate more than a me-first kinda personality. It's all about the team. I have replaced all the mirrors in my house with pictures of Ronald Reagan and Texans logos."
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Oct 28, 2014 01:31
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pff, as if, jj watt is the ideal communist e: if football was an economy at least which leads me to my next plan
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Oct 28, 2014 02:19
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Mel Mudkiper posted:JJ Watt's nose has a serious "pre-" and "post-" breaking thing going on. Look at any picture of him before he famously got hosed up during that one game and it looks way different. Wow, you really want goons to hate this guy.
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Oct 28, 2014 02:24
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JJ Watt loves Reddit because, he said, "it's finally a place where men can get a fair shake."
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Oct 28, 2014 02:33
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A.o.D. posted:Wow, you really want goons to hate this guy. JJ Watt actually said that so I don't see that the deal is?
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Oct 28, 2014 02:44
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TB writes for the Onion http://www.theonion.com/articles/jon-gruden-shares-weird-childhood-story-about-spyi,37295/ quote:John Gruden - "What can I say, it was just exhilarating, watching your little brother totally naked without him knowing. It’s still so vivid in my mind— the sight of his small, supple body as he toweled off, put on clothes, and then played with his action figures. To this day, I don’t think he knows about it, and my parents certainly never found out. I don’t know, maybe part of me wanted to get caught. Maybe part of me wanted him to open that closet door and find me crouched there in the dark."
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Oct 28, 2014 02:52
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Dunno where this came from but I had an idea as I was trying to sleep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw My owner's got humor Every coach gets a funeral Knows everybody's disapproval “I should've fired them sooner” If the heavens ever did speak Maybe we’d get a QB Every Sunday's getting more bleak A new bad loss each week 'We were born sick,' you heard them say it My team offers no absolutes. They tell me, 'Worship till there’s no room.' The only heaven I'll be sent to Is when I give up on you— I was born sick, But I love it Every Sunday is hell Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. [Chorus 2x:] Take me to church I'll cheer with all the Dawgs at the shrine of your lies Keep hoping for wins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that new draft pick Good God, what is wrong with my life If I'm a pagan of the good times Hoyer is the sunlight To keep the Karma balance right Rodg demands a sacrifice Search the whole team Get something shiny Something meaty for the warden That's a fine looking Gordon What you got in the bag son? Guess your season’s already done Burn the whole team Give us Johnny It’s a lost season [Chorus 2x:] Take me to church I'll cheer with all the Dawgs at the shrine of your lies Keep hoping for wins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that new draft pick Good God, what is wrong with my life No Masters or Kings When the game kicks off again There is no sweeter innocence than our hope for wins In the madness and soil of that sad Cleveland team Only then I am Happy Only then I am Clean Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. [Chorus 2x:] Take me to church I'll cheer with all the Dawgs at the shrine of your lies Keep hoping for wins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that new draft pick Good God, what is wrong with my life 
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That's very good. Quite enjoyable. E: Since I've been slacking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg Caldwell's got himself a big bad lineman and he shows him off to all his friends. One day, you know, that lineman did decline him, So he locked him up with dollars and cents. Along came McCarty, late to the party I said "Recognize that tell?" "It's a blitz that gives the poo poo, Like you ate at Taco Bell." Now Nick he was a 'Baman out of that Mobile And he he sacked the opposing foes. He ran 4.8 40, told a cool story And he made offenses grab their toes. He got wind of the big bad lineman So he though he'd play with him this week, But the luck was against him And, for that matter, momentum. Now he's out for 4 weeks. (And a half!) Now Caldwell took his big bad lineman, And he flew with him in the air. Said "I sure do love this big bad lineman And it's nice while I still have a pair." Now the lineman once said in media That he wants to bathe in Broadway light. So we started to win to try and lure him in And then the lineman tried to fight me. Caldwell loved his big bad lineman And he called blitzes all of the time. He dick kicked one day and it occurred to him He might get a bigger fine. cucka fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Oct 28, 2014 10:51
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Sour Diesel posted:JJ Watt actually said that so I don't see that the deal is? I assumed that since it was in here it was a work of fiction??? 
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Oct 28, 2014 12:01
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Sour Diesel posted:JJ Watt actually said that so I don't see that the deal is? Chilichimp's quote is actually made up, though?
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Oct 28, 2014 13:38
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Lord of Boners posted:TB writes for the Onion god i wish
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Oct 28, 2014 16:10
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The Don't Care Bear is Back, and he brought defense http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-dont-care-bears/
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Oct 28, 2014 17:09
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I guess I have a comic sometimes too colt mccoy, everyman http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/10/28/much-mustard-colt-mccoy-everyman/ vv- 
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Oct 28, 2014 18:07
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Beef I think I say this every time, but I love you.
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Oct 28, 2014 18:10
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Toaster Beef posted:I guess I have a comic sometimes too That was fantastic.
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Oct 28, 2014 18:16
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I love his zombie eyes 
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Oct 28, 2014 18:17
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A Pale Horse posted:I love his zombie eyes I love the coach/doctor eyes shrinking to pinpricks at the end
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Oct 28, 2014 18:37
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Great White Hope posted:Beef I think I say this every time, but I love you. same
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Oct 28, 2014 21:46
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bhsman posted:Chilichimp's quote is actually made up, though? What? Toaster Beef posted:I guess I have a comic sometimes too The last joke killed. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Oct 28, 2014 23:49
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Toaster Beef posted:I guess I have a comic sometimes too Wow. Just... wow.
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Oct 29, 2014 00:28
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I get some strange commission requests
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Oct 29, 2014 01:35
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Baby, don't fire me. Don't fire me. No more.
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Oct 29, 2014 01:37
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Febreeze posted:I get some strange commission requests Once you've decided to sell yourself the only thing left to discuss is the price. You're a few more odd commissions and one financial catastrophe away from drawing pony porn.
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Oct 29, 2014 01:49
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Febreeze posted:I get some strange commission requests Man, I don't even want to know.
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Febreeze posted:I get some strange commission requests Despite my avatar I had nothing to do with this.
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