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GPF posted:I was hoping like hell it'd be as fast as that. Ah well, whatcha gonna do. If only someone had bet you $6 trillion on it.
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Leovinus posted:The MLP thing is kind of interesting, because it’s pretty much proof that Internet perverts don’t just develop weird tastes from how they were raised or whatever, but rather that they’re genuinely just loving morons who will decide to have a fetish for something because it has a girl’s voice. I mean, two years ago, before Friendship Is Magic was a thing, nobody was into ponies except actual get-out-there-and-do-something-about-it horsefuckers. My Little Pony was already a thing, but it was toys without voices and there hadn’t been a cartoon about it since before the Internet. So I can kind of see where they’re coming from with the “not bestiality” thing. They don’t want to gently caress horses, specifically. They’re just so hard up for any sexual experience at all that anything with a feminine voice will do them just fine. They’re still obviously pedophiles though, I’m not gonna dispute that. I mean, I don’t want to side with this guy so much as I want to engineer repeated misfortune for him and maybe sell it as a TV show. Adaptive Systems posted:There is a reason that all the world’s religions have insisted on dragging down the possibility of love between humans and made it subordinate to the love of an Other that is perfect, precisely because that Other is beyond our reach. The best of lovers is the one that is far, far away, to whom you write love letters in fervent anticipation, and who is not besmirched by the endless disappointing humiliation of contact. And that is why it is those who truly love best, the forsaken soldiers dying in distant lands, suffer the most, for they love the most, and most sincerely. That perfect lover, the one that patiently dries all of your tears, that knows all of your fears without thinking less of you, that comforts you in the long nights that precede those most desperate of trials, cannot, and does not survive contact. That is precisely why the greatest lover cannot, must not, be met. And that is why the most desperate of lovers call their beloved “God” and say to themselves that were He to be seen, were merely His name to be spoken, it should mean certain death. And that is why for the lovers of God heartbreak is always merely a prelude to an even more passionate reconciliation, because their beloved always takes them back, always accepts them back into its bosom, for that beloved which those penitent lovers seek to draw near is permitted one ultimate, unconquerable strength denied to all other things of which we can have thoughts. It does not exist. And in not existing, it does not suffer as a lover does, when the pain of its beloved is inflicted upon it. And it does not become frightened, when it sees how much its beloved has to fear. And it is not wounded by the infidelities of those who swear eternal love, for it has no heart, and no mind, and no presence, and no existence, and no way to hurt, and no way to suffer, and it cannot lie awake at night in your arms, thinking about how foolish it once was to believe in your perfection, and feel those first timid thoughts of escape into the arms of another, one that shall remedy your failings. As the perfect lover does not exist, so the perfect love is that of what does not exist. And that is why, unlike the soldiers abandoned by those that sealed their treachery with solemn kisses, the priests suffer not at all, for they love nothing at all, and are not kissed, not by any, forever, for all time.
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This is absolutely hilarious. What thread is it from?
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*quotes myself* *devil man emote*
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satin666 posted:an does satin666 actually support gamergate or is he dtrolling?
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satin666 is the most skilled practitioner of post-modernism there is e: he has mixed caps fyad-style in his bbcode tags
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Palpek posted:writers are massive creeps Kenny Logins posted:sorry your mom's character arc didn't make it to the big screen EMILY BLUNTS posted:the screen wasent big enough I think it's fair to say that I will never outgrow my love of a good "your mom" joke.
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prefect posted:He recently drew a plane (he loves drawing planes) with Obama's campaign logo on the side dropping a bomb labeled "ebola". Great job, Mikey! fool_of_sound posted:The plane was labeled 'Ebola Gay'.
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SaltyJesus posted:Ebola Gay They're not loving joking ![]()
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natetimm posted:Okay, then. mr.capps posted:this is like the opposite of a coming of age movie
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Dr.Zeppelin posted:Animorphs has gotten weird.
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Nutcase on Abovetopsecret posted:No thanks. Here I am trying to discuss Navy submarine bases under the Nevada Desert and you're trying to talk about aliens. Can we possibly keep this on a realistic level?
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:I wouldn't be too hard on him, not everybody is cut out for reading. I mean, he doesn't want to read literary classics, you evidently didn't want to read the 30 pages between his post and the end of the thread. v
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Windows 98 posted:Ok seriously though guys
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Can I get arrested for letting the air out of someone's car tires? blarzgh posted:Yes, Don't do it. Aristotle Animes posted:If you say so but that's not very helpful. At least give him some legal advice on how to terrorize a homeless person.
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Carbon dioxide posted:Dead livestock costs the farmer money. A dead human doesn't. Vets have more financial reasons to deliver good work. That's why vets are the best doctors and you should let them cure human illnesses as well. Ambrose Burnside posted:i stopped being shod by my cobbler and started seeing a farrier instead and i never looked back
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This isn't how you get homeless cardwellers to move their cars. This is how you get homeless cardwellers to be long-term residents of your street.
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We suspected he was actually a person living in his car wanting to know if he could call the cops on people who let the air out of his tires
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:The Hearth Stone Thread, a short play by Keven (DO NOT STEAL.)
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Did that rear end in a top hat get out of the halfway house?
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Darth123123 posted:Idgi bideogames
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From the Super Hornio Brothers (a mario bros porn parody) thread in GBSWilltheMagicAsian posted:it was called double dick panic in Japan
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Roma argument in the D&D eastern europe threadKopijeger posted:I am genuinely curious: which others find it acceptable to spend money on travelling to distant countries in order to beg from the locals instead of working? Smerdyakov posted:Peace Corps volunteers.
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AltruisticNemesis posted:Him- 29yo male, daddy issues, mental issues (depression, mild narcissism, anxiety), abandonment issues. Raised in a smothering, very tea party, fundamentalist Christian household. He is in a well paying, cushy job- though the subject matter he has to review is NWS/NMS in order to prevent that material from getting to the masses on the internet, with him unable at times to "shrug it off". He was handpicked to be a supervisor by his superiors for this job, though supervising is new to him and he is having problems. He is in therapy now, after me suggesting multiple times, and goes every 1-2 weeks. He is having major family problems regarding money, a store his father owns and embezzlement by his sister of his entire trust fund ($100k.) Triticum Guzzler posted:I wanna be the very best, like noone ever was
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Requesting that post about the guy's summer book log making fun of the idiots at TBB who actually put poo poo like adventure time comic books into their book logs
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InvisibleMonkey posted:Does your imitation of 'porno titties' involve shoving two balloons down your shirt and going "oooOOooh, look at these porno titties! assume the dog position!"
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AA is for Quitters posted:I wish i had pictures of it, but my brother in law used to do HVAC and kick carpets (And now manages a home depot...giving others all sorts of not-up-to-code advice) and likes to reno things without permits, like his entire basement, which made getting a refi on their home signed off on...difficult as there wasn't a single permit pulled for the thing. canyoneer posted:Well, you can't have archaic and heat it too
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Triticum Guzzler posted:metal terminator endoskeletons stomp across the eternal night of the future battlefield, skulls cracking beneath the weight of their pitiless march
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Same thread: Ms Boods posted:When in the hell did Penthouse authorise a sequel to Flowers for Algernon?
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Ninjasaurus posted:Every goon deserves his chance in the sun. Jerry Manderbilt posted:Did you just put "goon" and "in the sun" in the same sentence?
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bunnyofdoom posted:Who is Jon Pop? Eschers Basement posted:Jesus Christ, this better not lead to a seventy-page speech on the irrationality of Katy Perry and how individualism must be the new foundation of our music.
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Kansas City Royals posted:*eurythmics voice* some of them want to rape you, the other ones want to rape you too, some of them want to use you, we usually call the users jews I actually loled
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Not gonna quote all g0ms posts but everyone should definitely read all of them no they will not posted:
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Hat Thoughts posted:Not gonna quote all g0ms posts but everyone should definitely read all of them That's the best LP I've ever read. Not even kidding.
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Kthulhu5000 posted:There is no life at Google or anywhere else in Silicon Valley. Everyone eventually flatlines into a state of typing code that is error-free but does nothing, interspersed with ever longer periods of sitting perfectly still neck-deep in the ball pit, staring at the wall until the bright colors of the balls blur together with the fluorescent lights into a perfect hollow nothing. The disruption of the disruptors, or rather, the folding-in - the brain death that inevitably follows the soul death that follows the personality death (with the caveat that both soul and personality were likely stillborn from the start). Kthulhu5000 posted:SQUARt iNBOUNd!
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Fool and the World posted:Why is byob or nite crew raiding pyf right now? God I hope you poo poo heads all get banned, not for your posting but just because you like anime
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Valiantman posted:That's the best LP I've ever read. Not even kidding. Same, but only because it's the only one I've ever bothered reading.
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Tamerlame posted:When a heterosexual white male turns 18 he is sent a formal letter, inviting him to the patriarchal society. This gives him lots of small bonuses and he also gets a membership card that he can show to any male to receive extra privilege by for example cutting in line at the doctors office. Every month there is a meeting, these are local and are carried out around the world. There is free beer and good traditional food. Every August it's cultural appropriation day and some non-white food is consumed instead. At this meeting favours are given out freely, you can talk to future or current bosses and receive huge pay-check bonuses or just a job.
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Responding to the assertion that describing clitoris removal as "female genital mutilation" was wrong on account of not taking transgendered people into consideration:boom boom boom posted:The vast majority of men have a penis and the vast majority of women have a vagina. Like, 99 percent. It's totally reasonable to assume that a person you meet on the street is gonna have junk that matches their gender signifiers.
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